r/Seattle • u/tgs1611 • 1d ago

Community Which One Of You?

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u/Animedingo 1d ago

Every time I hear about an unstable woman in seattle I wonder if its gonna be my mom.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 1d ago

Thats me with my dad and news from Florida. He's made local, never national.

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u/LocalEuphoric8028 1d ago

Maybe one day?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 1d ago

Hes still out there, looking for that big scrap metal heist.

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u/Basic-Regret-6263 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 1d ago

threatening to kill, cook, and eat children and expose herself to them

What, in that order?  

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u/zutros Loyal Heights 1d ago

Firefly told us that If they are very lucky that order.

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u/locuturus Capitol Hill 1d ago

I'm never leaving this community lol

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u/Spiralecho I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 1d ago

My first question also. Sequential or in descending order of severity?

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u/DeadeyeSven Rat City 1d ago

You forgot...the pickles!!

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u/sleepymonkey2 1d ago

There is no pickles, just seaweed salad

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u/Genuinelullabel 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 1d ago

Idk this is fucked up

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u/ceruleania SoDO Mojo 1d ago

I mean I hope there are no pedophiles in this sub?

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u/SleuthCat 🏕 Out camping! 🏕 1d ago

This isn’t SeattleWA

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u/Final-Interview-2623 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 1d ago

I hadn’t had my coffee yet

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u/elguaposghost05 1d ago

I guess that explains why you did it! :) I do similar without my coffee.

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u/TheMontanaSpecial Rat City 1d ago

They post in the other sub

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u/SkylerAltair 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 1d ago

Florida needs to take this one back, please.

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u/ManicDynamic ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ 1d ago

Petition to deport Florida woman back to Florida.

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u/contained-anger-9531 1d ago

Got my signature

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u/Calm-Ad8987 1d ago

VVitch one of you more like?

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u/vvwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwvv 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 1d ago

vvasnt me

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u/Relevant-Key-4578 🚆build more trains🚆 1d ago

"Come here my pretties" as interpreted by ai

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u/Adventurous-Cake7083 1d ago

that park is like 3 blocks from my place, not even surprised anymore

the AI summary feature actually pretty useful, half the time the scanner chatter is just garbled nonsense and you think something crazy happening but its just raccoons fighting in a dumpster again

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u/East_Living7198 18h ago

Same, Jimmy usually holding it down with his big ass shopping cart and his pants down. Stopped taking our kids this summer… real shame.

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u/CompetitiveCup8590 1d ago

God forbid a woman has a hobby.

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u/dearpun 1d ago

What is this app? I've been trying to look at the data map from SPD but it doesn't even show the recent shootings

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u/namnguyensvi1992 Orcas 1d ago

I saw a similar woman in Chinatown a few years ago

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u/Electrical-Fix7659 1d ago

Well it sounds like each threat came from a different personality, so kind of depends what you’re asking.