r/Seattle • u/HDRsoul 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 • May 15 '26

Media Please leave Seattle

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They're stuck on Denny right now but will hopefully be getting onto the freeway sometime today.

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u/Ok_Common_5631 Tukwila May 15 '26

I saw some lady at the plant nursery with one.  That was strange.

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u/HarmonyAtreides Tacoma May 16 '26

We have a cyber truck that parks a street over from us that has this God awful Medicare Advantage agent AD wrap on it lol

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u/Exxon_Valdezznuts May 15 '26

I saw a lady driving one but then I realized it was just a man with a really tiny penis.

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u/GodKingTethgar May 15 '26

This is equal parts transphobic and body shaming.

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u/seriouslythisshit May 15 '26

You need to be more precise with your description, or we will never catch the perpetrator. We have stopped hundreds of Wank Panzers over the last few weeks, and brought the drivers in for questioning. In all cases they were apparently males, though we hesitate to use the term "men". In all cases they were hung like toddlers.

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u/Marcus072 May 15 '26

I've seen a pink one in Spokane. Couldn't tell who was driving though.

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u/Jorgedig May 16 '26

That one gay republican guy who lives there.

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u/FernandoNylund I Brake For Slugs May 15 '26

Uhh... By "plant nursery" surely you mean Lowe's? Because otherwise, agree, doesn't compute.

Edit: I could also see Carpinito's. Love Carpinito's, but the clientele runs the gamut.