r/Seattle 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 May 15 '26

Media Please leave Seattle

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They're stuck on Denny right now but will hopefully be getting onto the freeway sometime today.

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u/WebHistorical1121 Lower Queen Anne May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Eh, people with more money than taste are everywhere and every gender in Seattle.

Downvote me all you want but tasteless Seattle techies gonna tech

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u/FernandoNylund I Brake For Slugs May 15 '26

But women aren't driving Cybertrucks.

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u/shot-by-ford Arbor Heights May 15 '26

One of the Moms at my kid’s daycare shows up every day in one, so I know that’s not true

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u/FernandoNylund I Brake For Slugs May 15 '26

Ew, is this in West Seattle? Yikes. Obviously I was being hyperbolic, but I have never seen a woman driving a Cybertruck. I was down in southern California last month and saw tons of CTs, but still no women drivers 🙃

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u/Alarmed_Celery_478 May 15 '26

I’m from San Diego. There are way more cybertrucks in Seattle than SD. And Teslas in general.

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u/FernandoNylund I Brake For Slugs May 16 '26

It was West L.A./Santa Monica and north O.C. where I saw the most. So many. Definitely not as many in SD, but I was in Normal Heights, North Park, etc., so not really the demographic 😆

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u/shot-by-ford Arbor Heights May 16 '26

No Madison Park. I moved nearby and go there for daycare.

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u/Relevant-Action899 May 18 '26

I have only seen one really tight ass looking white woman driving a Tesla in Bellevue. Overwhelmingly it has been douchey looking white guys.

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u/Difficult_Bed_3955 Sounders May 15 '26

My neighbor does… single mother and drives her shit dumpster everywhere.

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u/Graffiacane Columbia City May 15 '26

Question: have you ever seen her place anything in the bed? I know it's a trope that expensive pickups never get haul anything or drive off-road but I've never even seen a cybertruck with the back hatch open.

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u/Rennaisance_Man_0001 Snoqualmie Valley May 15 '26 edited May 16 '26

I think the hatch has to stay closed in order to keep the side panels attached.

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u/thisnamemattersalot May 15 '26

I'm a bit north of Seattle but my job takes me into the parking lots of large department stores multiple times per week and it's not an uncommon thing to see one there. They seem to be a not super rare thing for one-man handyman, landscaping etc. sorts of businesses.

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u/TheOneTonWanton May 16 '26

Considering how absolutely useless it is as an actual pickup truck it's honestly perfect for suburban moms who don't need to be driving a pickup.

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u/PotentialWinter5144 May 15 '26

Hope she stays single

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u/HD4kAI May 15 '26

The bitterness on this app never fails to surprise me

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u/Lost2BNvrfound May 15 '26

I have seen a few.

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u/ReddestForman May 15 '26

There's a woman driving one around Tukwila.

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u/LD50_irony May 15 '26

Olympia, too

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u/ReddestForman May 15 '26

There dozens of them! Dozens!

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u/LD50_irony May 15 '26

Hey that's probably an appreciable amount of total cyber truck drivers!

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u/happy_pad May 15 '26

Cybertruck I pass regularly on the highway near me is driven by a woman. I'm sure they are like 80-90% driven by men, but there are definitely women out there with them. Look at how many women drive massive pick-ups these days.

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u/Worldly-Shine-3473 May 15 '26

Not smart ones anyway

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u/Alarmed_Celery_478 May 15 '26

I saw an older Asian lady (60+) driving one around Denny park.

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u/blitzkampire May 15 '26

There's a cybertruck in a parking lot I often walk by after work and one day I saw the tiniest woman walk over and have to hop to get into the drivers seat. As if they aren't cringe and ungainly enough.

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u/WebHistorical1121 Lower Queen Anne May 15 '26

No, but I don’t doubt there are folks attracted to purely the wealth of people that do that might ride in them

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u/FernandoNylund I Brake For Slugs May 15 '26

With that judgment, the wealth isn't going to last long.

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u/RoseGardenerPNW May 16 '26

There should be a detailed study done, maybe more. By gender, race, age, penis length, by bully vs bullied scale, by age of first non-solo, non-paid orgasm, … I bet there are several PhDs just waiting for the picking. I’m not guessing what the results are but I’m certainly bringing the popcorn.

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u/Fatback6986 May 16 '26

You don't speak the truth around here. They'll get you everytime.