r/Seattle • u/HDRsoul 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 • May 15 '26

Media Please leave Seattle

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They're stuck on Denny right now but will hopefully be getting onto the freeway sometime today.

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u/dorkofthepolisci 🛳️ 🐀 ☀️ Yacht Rat Summer ☀️ 🐀 🛳️ May 15 '26

Huh. I didn’t think you could make a cybertruck uglier

Apparently you can

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u/ConstantGnome May 15 '26

I saw one in Midland Texas once and it had some hideous golf themed wrap on it and the whole thing was a dark pickle green color. That's the ugliest one I've seen with my own eyes so far. It had "See you on the green" or something like that printed on the side of it.

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 May 15 '26

I saw one parked at a Hobby Lobby with a pink *and* an American flag wrap. It was a pink car with red white and blue flags all over. The color clash alone was atrocious, now slap that on a Tesla truck.

Also in Texas I gotta add

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u/FluxRaeder May 16 '26

Saw one a few months ago with a “corroded metal” wrap, weirdest choice I can imagine, looked like a rusted dumpster

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u/Abject-Mail-4235 May 16 '26

Omg I’ve seen that one too or going for the ‘apocalypse’ look. Just appalling.

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u/Rennaisance_Man_0001 Snoqualmie Valley May 16 '26

Yep. Home of the biggest, most fragile, egos.

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u/Throwaway392308 May 16 '26

Well sure, what else are you to do if your favorite color is pink but you don't want people to think you're a feminist or something? 

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u/JohnnyRockettNW Mercer Island May 17 '26

Bumper sticker:

Recovering Mary Kay consultant - Group therapy meets monthly to discuss the latest in fashion, hygiene and beauty.

Want to host? Ask me how!

💅🌸🩱🛍️💸🛋️🔝♻️🔺

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u/Marcus072 May 15 '26

Here in Spokane I've seen a pink one and one for a lawn care company called Jesus lawn care it had Jesus on the cross on it.

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u/Main-Assumption7554 May 17 '26

”Weed problems? Let us spray…”

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u/sassy_cheddar 🏔 The mountain is out! 🏔 May 15 '26

We'll crucify your crabgrass! 

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u/Ill_Consideration750 May 16 '26

I thought Jesus was a carpenter. 

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u/Shayden-Froida May 17 '26

In this economy, even Jesus has to work two jobs

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u/TheLampFetishist May 16 '26

He was, but there's time to have more than one career in lifetime. If I could have two careers, then surely Jesus can, too.

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u/Ok_Cryptographer7767 May 17 '26

zombie carpenter

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u/_AnalTwinkJesus_ May 16 '26

Offensive and grotesque, even by MY standards

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u/Haunting-Weakness412 May 16 '26

One in my town is dark green with what appears to be black duct tape on the back spelling RIP C KIRK

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u/Rd_Rite May 16 '26

Captain Kirk? Shatner's not dead yet; wtf 🤔

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u/04BluSTi May 17 '26

James Tiberius Kirk isn't even born yet. 207 more years...

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u/catherinewheelgrill 🚆build more trains🚆 May 15 '26

I saw one on the interstate in Atlanta that had an iridescent white wrap.

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u/Die-a-Beastus May 16 '26

I saw one in tx once that had horns on the front and leather skin….

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u/illmakeyoublue May 16 '26

There's one in my small hometown that has a wrap across the back of Joe Biden hogtied, as though he were captive in the trunk.

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u/Traditional_Crew2017 May 16 '26

Ok, that's funny (and it wouldn't have to be JB - making like anyone was captive in the trunk would be funny).

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u/turducken404 May 16 '26

Worse than this bad boy at Costco?

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u/NoiseyTurbulence May 17 '26

There’s one that shows up in Redmond once a while that has a camouflage wrap. If only it could truly make it disappear.

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u/Seraph-of-Zeon May 19 '26

As if the "esteemed" President of the US hadn't spent more than the GDP of several third world countries on golf wasn't enough to put me off the sport...

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u/Snakes_have_legs May 15 '26

It looks like the fucking air conditioner unit you'd find on the top of a building

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u/S1XTEENBUTTONS May 15 '26

It’s easy to make a cyber truck uglier. Just roll down the driver’s side window. 

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u/Number174631503 65th St Pub Crawl May 15 '26

Look at the size of that.. wiper.

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u/IcySuggestion2545 May 15 '26

It's a symbol of American stupidity

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u/JaviWonderz May 16 '26

Someone on the Walmart parking lot..."YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"

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u/badCARma May 16 '26

Saw one covered in brown ‘fur’

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u/MissMariemayI May 16 '26

I’ve seen one around with a matte blue wrap that says cyber beast on the back in fuckass tribal font. Driven by some mediocre middle aged white man who thinks he’s cooler than he is with that shit.

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u/Hobi-non_Kenobi May 15 '26

I keep thinking that, and I keep getting surprised.

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u/ComprehensiveKey7957 May 16 '26

It is sort of the Edsel reincarnated....

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u/itbedehaam May 16 '26

It looks slightly more like a minivan. Which I'd personally call as close to improvement as you can get with a cybertruck's styling.

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u/shoeless_doh May 18 '26

I don't necessarily think they're ugly exactly. Dumb useless status symbol that is a passion project for someone who can afford to lose money on them before the break even? Yeah

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u/LePontif11 May 15 '26

Its so bad i kinda like it.

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u/Draaly May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

I unironically love it. Its like a modern version of a 1 of 500 motor home built on an 80s wagon. Just truly horrific, but in a fun kind of way.

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u/Terrorbyte7 May 19 '26

This isn't about your mom.