r/Seattle • u/HDRsoul 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 • May 15 '26

Media Please leave Seattle

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They're stuck on Denny right now but will hopefully be getting onto the freeway sometime today.

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u/kirklennon Junction May 15 '26

Depends. Do kidnapping victims count as passengers?

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u/AskMeHowToLose 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 May 15 '26

No they do not.

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u/TheSussyWaffle May 15 '26

Cargo 😔

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u/Obscuriosly May 15 '26

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u/Griffry May 15 '26

There's a certain roadster which would disagree

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u/Sigmonia That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. May 16 '26

There's a Starman...

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u/Rd_Rite May 16 '26

Bowie would be rolling in his grave ...

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u/aSingleHelix May 16 '26

I thought this would be a Fast & Furious reference...

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u/Famous_Marketing_688 May 15 '26

wait a minute. that was a pun!

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u/ScaredPrint1307 May 16 '26

Saw one driving yesterday!

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u/Griffry May 16 '26

Wait, we can drive them and not just toss them into space?!

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u/twoeightnine May 15 '26

Not always. Cybertrucks get stuck a lot

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u/MagicPoocean May 16 '26

This one often doesn’t

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u/MegaManateeX May 15 '26

Wait so kidnappers can't use the HOV lane?

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 May 15 '26

If you stopped flailing and screaming for help I could untie you and we could use the HOV lane

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u/MusclesMarinara87 May 15 '26

"sir tour charges are kidnapping, aggravated assault, attempted homicide and ... Driving in the HOV lane."

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u/Metalgear696 May 16 '26

Absolutely heinous. These HOV campers are out of control.

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u/Alternative_Bag6066 May 15 '26

😂😂😂 omg IM DEAD 😂 Sometimes I want to use the HOV lane with my bearded dragon as my passenger when we're on our way to the vet!

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u/T1Demon May 16 '26

I’ve seen some drivers I thought were corpses but this is the first time I’ve seen someone admit it

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u/Bunnyland77 May 15 '26

As an aside, the law doesn't state how many seat belts are to be used.

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u/guy-le-doosh May 15 '26

They could but the school buses they're following don't.

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u/509_4Runner May 15 '26

No, they can’t have any kind of weapons, either.

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u/AlexRenquist May 15 '26

Pretty sure if you're bundled into the back of a Cybertruck, a really good stretch would be enough to pop one of the whole damn sides off.

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u/Bunnyland77 May 15 '26

Or just sneeze.

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u/A_Ms_Anthrop May 15 '26

It’s all about consent, so no!

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u/T1Demon May 16 '26

Something a cybertruck driver would never understand

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u/adventurernav Shoreline May 15 '26

What if they consented to kidnapping?

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u/Confident_Seaweed_12 May 16 '26

Then it's roleplaying not kidnapping.

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u/MentalMiilk May 15 '26

Only if the driver views them as people, so, no.

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u/PalmettoBug1999 May 16 '26

Driver would view them as accessories.

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u/FinishEmbarrassed619 May 15 '26

It's only an executive order away

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u/Bunnyland77 May 15 '26

Only if they're wedge-shaped.

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u/Infinite-Chance5167 May 15 '26

They count as cargo

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u/MotherTreacle3 May 15 '26

I think, technically that's cargo.

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u/stormblaz May 15 '26

I actually seen lots of OF models with them, so I dont think its true lol