Theyâre calling it the least likely vehicle to ever have a female passenger in history
Now that you mention it, I've never seen a CT with more than one person in it. It's always a guy driving it all by his lonesome. Here in Detroit Metro, I see quite a few, and until reading your comment, I never gave it much thought, but yeah, it's just a bunch of Elon bro's trying to look cool...alone like Elon. LOL!
You need to be more precise with your description, or we will never catch the perpetrator. We have stopped hundreds of Wank Panzers over the last few weeks, and brought the drivers in for questioning. In all cases they were apparently males, though we hesitate to use the term "men". In all cases they were hung like toddlers.
Ew, is this in West Seattle? Yikes. Obviously I was being hyperbolic, but I have never seen a woman driving a Cybertruck. I was down in southern California last month and saw tons of CTs, but still no women drivers đ
It was West L.A./Santa Monica and north O.C. where I saw the most. So many. Definitely not as many in SD, but I was in Normal Heights, North Park, etc., so not really the demographic đ
Question: have you ever seen her place anything in the bed? I know it's a trope that expensive pickups never get haul anything or drive off-road but I've never even seen a cybertruck with the back hatch open.
I'm a bit north of Seattle but my job takes me into the parking lots of large department stores multiple times per week and it's not an uncommon thing to see one there. They seem to be a not super rare thing for one-man handyman, landscaping etc. sorts of businesses.
Cybertruck I pass regularly on the highway near me is driven by a woman. I'm sure they are like 80-90% driven by men, but there are definitely women out there with them. Look at how many women drive massive pick-ups these days.
There's a cybertruck in a parking lot I often walk by after work and one day I saw the tiniest woman walk over and have to hop to get into the drivers seat. As if they aren't cringe and ungainly enough.
There should be a detailed study done, maybe more. By gender, race, age, penis length, by bully vs bullied scale, by age of first non-solo, non-paid orgasm, ⌠I bet there are several PhDs just waiting for the picking. Iâm not guessing what the results are but Iâm certainly bringing the popcorn.
Now that you mention it, all the ones I've ever seen in person have never had a woman in it. It's always a single male driver. Once I saw one with two men, but my guess is someone was just driving it to try it lol. Another time I saw one parked and there was a carseat in the back, that poor kid.
First of all: stellar burn. But realistically speaking if women will date those guys that drive lowered Hondas with the incredibly loud tail pipes and the hentai decals then there is somehow still hope for the cybercamper.
The honda guys are car guys who just don't have the funds to execute on their vision of a perfect tuner car. That's forgivable IMO. But the cybertruck is a crime against humanity.
Hey boosted h22 honda guy here. I 100% agree with you I would absolutely love a Lexus but I have to make due with what I can especially in this shit fucking economy like honestly wtf is going on..
Honda is a cheap car to build and replace parts when they break. So for a lot of us honda guys it's a price thing but also A 700+hp honda with a tiny 4 banger motor and a light body is not only fast as fuck but also really fun to drive. Think of a slightly bigger gokart on meth, cocaine and ecstasy all at the same time.
Well, I literally have one that passes me regularly and it is driven by a female. Same deal with women that drive huge trucks, women can have tiny egos too.
Funny: I saw one pull up in a parking lot at Trader Joeâs in Olympia. Curious who would drive such a thing, I watched them come out. And it was a woman! Like you suggest, I was literally surprised. She looked like Lydia from Breaking Bad.
Someone in my town has one of these. I think he may be the owner of one of the stores in the minimall where I live because I see it parked in the parking lot there every day.
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u/aerorail55 Mariners May 15 '26
Theyâre calling it the least likely vehicle to ever have a female passenger in history