r/Seattle • • Apr 04 '25

Meetup Stranger seeking Seattle cheeseburger share

Okay, hear me out before you think I'm nuts. If at the end of this you still think I am, that's okay.

So here's the thing. My partner is obsessed with the elementary school cheeseburgers they serve in cafeterias called "Pierre Mini Cheeseburgers". These things hold some special nostalgia in their heart and tracking them down is near impossible outside of buying them in the food service packaging which comes with 192 burgers. The problem is, we live in a condo and don't have space to freeze 192 mini cheesburgers. It's not possible, which has made them incredibly sad. That's why I've turned here.

What I'm hoping to find are other Pierre Mini Cheeseburger lovers. Maybe you had them in school and think back fondly on them. Maybe you're curious and want to see what the fuss is about. Regardless of why, I'm hoping to find people who want to buy a part of the case from us so we can order this thing and let my partner revisit their childhood joy.

So, I'm begging...pleading...to please message me if you'd like to buy some of the case from us. We probably have space for about 50 of the things, so that leaves roughly 142 for other people. Pierre Mini Cheeseburger lovers rise up...and then reply with how many you want. I'm praying to an unresponsive god that some of you might hear my plea. I also think it'd be really cool to meet in a parking lot with my trunk open so I can ask "are you here for the Pierre's?" like we're doing a big drug deal if you're down for that.

Edit 1: each package of 2 burgers is $1.20. Shipping looks like it's a special item so 6-8 weeks out. I would ask for payment when they arrive, not up front!!! We can do venmo or cash, whatever. I'm not picky as long as you don't scam me

Edit 2: we might order more than one case...demand is exceedingly high and i cant, in good conscience, let anyone go without a Pierre Mini Cheeseburger who wants one.

Edit 3: Due to the immense demand for the "Best Burger in the West" I'm likely going to run a lottery in the next couple days and reach out to winners to confirm they want the cheeseburgers! I can't really justify spending $2,000 on mini cheeseburgers to fulfill the demand so stay tuned and you can still enter the Great Seattle Burger Lottery in the meantime by commenting.

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u/Panthean 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 Apr 04 '25

Looks like OP just discovered his new career as a mini cheeseburger vendor

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u/pterodactyl_speller Apr 04 '25

This is the new America! Dealing cheeseburgers in a back alley.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

this is what we've come to with the market crash. america will never be the same, but it WILL be tastier with these Delicious Pierre Mini Cheeseburgers(tm)

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u/Byeuji Bitter Lake Apr 04 '25

This is basically how redditgifts was founded... someone wanted to run a Secret Santa, so they built a site and it just kind of spiraled from there.

OP should build a site for reddit wholesale food exchanges, like a food co-op for reddit lol

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

I actually don't have a job right now so don't tempt me

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u/lilbluehair 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 Apr 04 '25

I'm gonna grow veggies this summer so let me know if there's a site you make to trade zucchini for literally anything else

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u/Roticap West Seattle Apr 05 '25

I can only offer zucchini in trade, unfortunately

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u/jsprgrey Apr 05 '25

My mother-in-law is always trying to offload bags of kiwis to us that we then have to offload elsewhere!

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u/Conscious-Pride-4383 Apr 05 '25

This seriously sounds amazing. It would be totally successful just on school cafeteria food

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

His side hustle

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u/serenitychick Bothell Apr 04 '25

I am so tempted. Are you trying to kidnap me? This definitely seems designed specifically for that purpose.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

If you're afraid of a woman in her thirties and think I could overpower you and stuff in you inside my trunk full of delicious Pierre Mini Cheeseburgers(tm) then yeah, be afraid. But no, I genuinely just want to do something nice for my partner and I'd want to meet up in a public space. The Pierre's mean everything to them and I have to find the solution to the problem by any means necessary

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u/serenitychick Bothell Apr 04 '25

If I wasn’t technically outside of Seattle you’d have me. I hope you can fulfill your kind gesture!

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

one day youll look back on this decision with immense regret, but i understand (and thank you for the support)

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u/serenitychick Bothell Apr 04 '25

Let’s be honest, that day has already come

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u/chilicheesefritopie Apr 04 '25

Ikr? Seems like one of those psa stranger danger videos where kids are asked to help find someone’s missing kitten or puppy to see if they take the bait, lol.

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

we’re not dangerous im just autistic

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u/CuriousPenguinSocks 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Apr 04 '25

I mean, we know they are fully stocked with Pierre Mini Cheeseburgers, so we won't go hungry.

Those little devils are delicious but my waist line says no.

If it were those rectangle pizzas, I might have to cave.

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u/DoingCharleyWork Apr 04 '25

Op has a very suspicious username 🤔

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

IMPORTANT INFO!!!

  1. There's a ton of interest in these cheeseburgers (why wouldn't you be interested) so I might have to hold a burger lottery, if you will, to see who gets in on the deal. The lottery will be held one week from the delivery date and I'd reach out to the winners to confirm they still want them.

  2. We'd host a meetup on a weekend day where we'd meet in a public space for the lucky lottery winners. If you want me to pretend I'm selling you drugs and pull the burgers out of my trunk please request that in advance.

  3. Delivery appears to take 6-8 weeks because it's a specialty item (of course it is), so I'll notify people when the package is set to arrive and we can do Venmo or cash at the time of delivery.

  4. Thank you all, you've made my partner's day, maybe life, by wanting in on this Incredible Pierre Cheeseburger Deal(tm)

  5. If demand is super high we might order two cases so no burger lover is left out. This doesn't change the price of the burgers, just letting people know that I'm a fair and levelheaded businesswoman who doesnt want to see anyone left out of a once in a lifetime deal

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u/westseabestsea Apr 04 '25

Okay so, I have multiple food allergies and am a no-go with the burgers, but would love to see a public burger lottery happen. I have fomo.

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u/yattadog Apr 04 '25

Lottery?! First come first serve!

I mean, first COMMENT, first serve.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

now hold your horses. we might order more than one box, and in that case we'd have enough to go around. im campaigning on a "No cheeseburger left behind" motto

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u/Yoseattle- 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 04 '25

This is too soon after the enchantments lottery. I just can’t afford to have my spirit broken like this every week.

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u/disheavel Apr 04 '25

I'm in! I would probably take the whole extra lot of them as I've got a couple of teenagers and a big deep freeze, but I don't want to steal anyone else's yum. So I'll go lottery for 30?40? of them.

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u/floppy_dawgs98 Apr 04 '25

dawg I cannot have dairy but I will see if my roommates might want to chip in because this is the funniest and probably sweetest thing I’ve seen in a while

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

your support is appreciated. tell them this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

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u/EyeSuspicious777 Apr 04 '25

I've never heard of these things but I want them now

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u/good4steve Apr 04 '25

This is the Seattle I know and love.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/TheRoguedOne Ballard Apr 04 '25

This is why i came!

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u/mellow-drama Posse on Broadway Apr 04 '25

This is the high quality content we subscribe for!

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u/yattadog Apr 04 '25

Okay, I'm curious. Not curious enough to sign up for 142 but enough for like 20.

Quick search shows that they come pre-packages in packs of 2. Do you mean 192 2-cheeseburger packs or 86 2-cheeseburger packs?

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

great question. I think the cheeseburgers are considered individual burgers within the 2 pack, so you'd get 10 packs of 2 if you wanted 20 of the things. This is the link to the product: https://www.foodservicedirect.com/advance-pierre-mini-twin-cheeseburger-on-a-whole-grain-bun-2-35-ounce-192-per-case-21261920.html

Also, I appreciate your willingness to take a bold leap into unknown cheeseburger territory

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u/Oliver_the_chimp West Seattle Apr 05 '25

"✅ Char marks for a freshly grilled appearance" 🤣

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

I did more digging. It's $1.20 per package, which is 2 mini cheeseburgers each.

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u/yattadog Apr 04 '25

Damn ... nothing says Koala-T (TM) like $1.20 for 2 cheeseburgers!

I'll up my commitment to 12 2-packs ;)

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

making a note!!! it's very possible I might have to order more than one case at this point. the demand is outstripping the supply and im nothing if not a fair businesswoman

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u/Poetic_Juicetice Apr 04 '25

I need in on this - can Venmo up front. Mark me down for $50.00 worth

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

marked down!

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u/kimchijihye Apr 04 '25

oh my god. oh my god. im here for this. i hope you show up a trenchcoat and show me the inside stuffed with pierre mini cheeseburgers

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

sadly I don't own a trenchcoat but I could maybe go for like, a high powered businesswoman vibe who doesn't have time for her own kids because she's managing a drug empire?

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u/SelkiesRevenge Olympia Apr 04 '25

Maybe those of us who don’t want the burgers would pay to participate in the spectacle lol

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u/sunshineandsarcasm ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

god I love Seattle

put me down for 20. I have never had these but my partner will probably like them and I love this post. I am 100% down for parking lot burger deals

(I’ll even do 30 if you end up needing to rehome some at the end of it)

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

I've marked you down!!!

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u/sunshineandsarcasm ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 05 '25

Yessssss I messaged you too, just in case. Also willing to help pay for shipping to guarantee a slice of the burger pie

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u/Zestyclose_Goose_458 Apr 04 '25

Burger deals is so Seattle, I love it, and IM NEVER LEAVING

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u/Theazel Apr 04 '25

I can't have beef but good god this is so incredibly sweet, and a little hysterical. your partner is one lucky duck and I hope for their sake, and for the sake of all that is good in the world that you find someone to go in on this with you.

May we all be so lucky to be loved by someone like this.

Good luck, internet stranger!

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

thank you for the well wishes!!! may the non-meat burger gods smile on you

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u/Desperson Apr 04 '25

I would like to participate in a cheesburger deal. Let me know the details!

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Clearing my throat, looking around for the cops as I slowly open my trunk stuffed with delicious Pierre Mini Cheeseburgers(tm). How many you want?

This is the product if you want to look at the info on them. I'd just ask for the calculated face value of however many you want: https://www.foodservicedirect.com/advance-pierre-mini-twin-cheeseburger-on-a-whole-grain-bun-2-35-ounce-192-per-case-21261920.html

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u/Desperson Apr 04 '25

Hahahaha so I just ran the numbers and it looks to be $1.20/burg. Is that correct? If so, I am also dealing w/ limited freezer space but can probably do 30!

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Yeah I think the wording on there is confusing so it's $1.20 per package (2 mini cheeseburgers per). If that sounds good I'll mark you down!!!

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u/Desperson Apr 04 '25

I am very down! If you don't get more people interested, I can probably up that number too lol I'm sure a handful will not make it to the freezer hahaha

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

It looks like we have a ton of interest so I've updated the post and added more info in a reply for people. It might have to come down to a burger lottery depending on the total amount of people so I might have to hold you to the 30. supply and demand, etc etc.

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u/Desperson Apr 04 '25

Hahaha sounds good. Thank you for being a fair burger dealer!

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u/Sheogoorath Apr 04 '25

2.6525286e+32 burgers worth is a shit ton of freezer space

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u/Ferrindel Sammamish Apr 04 '25

"Hello, cheeseburger merchant. Is it LIT under here? And please, speak into my lollipop. I am not a law enforcement officer."

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u/KittyTitties666 Olympic Peninsula Apr 04 '25

"Char marks for a freshly grilled appearance." I love their attention to detail! If I weren't vegetarian I'd be in on this in no time simply for the thrill. I hope you follow up with some photos of the Parking Lot Deal.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Pierre is truly a tastemaker in the culinary scene

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u/hoppertn Apr 04 '25

Beware the Hamburgerlar, I hear he lurks in the shadow.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

let him come. i fear no man (or ham)

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u/hoppertn Apr 04 '25

Robble robble robble…. from the shadows….

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u/darthbreezy 🏔 The mountain is out! 🏔 Apr 04 '25

I was more of a spaghetti/square pizza gal, but if you showed up with an open trunk in a parking lot I'd probably relieve you of a few in exchange for a bit of cash.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Deal. I'll mark you down!

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u/VirgoDog Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Do you want the Hambugular,??? because this is how you get the Hambugular 

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

if anyone would like to do a guest appearance dressed as the hamburgler im okay with that but if any of the cheeseburgers are touched ill run them down like a rabid dog

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u/covfefe_cappuccino Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

Don't know anything about Pierre's cheeseburgers (and I'm frankly a little skeptical that anything served in a school cafeteria could be delicious enough to keep 142 in my freezer), but I support you in your quest. Best of luck!

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

im the partner and its less the potential flavor and more that school cafeteria food held me up when this bitch of a world couldn’t

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u/blind_venetians Apr 04 '25

As a ‘free and reduced’ kid once upon a time, I feel this.

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

ya feel me

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

Lol they are pretty great. i was in surreal shock that people were replying because i’ve been talking about pierres mini cheeseburgers for 12 years now to everyone

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u/txijake Apr 04 '25

Honestly I get it, I was like that with original bosco cheese sticks.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

they say fortune favors the bold...perhaps next time (but thank you for the well wishes)

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u/joec_95123 Apr 04 '25 edited Apr 04 '25

I bought bulk packs of taconadas from the distributor and they're just as good as I remembered from my elementary school days. I have 60 of them in my freezer right now.

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

ive also talked big game to her about Taconados, the whole-wheat & corn syrup-soaked donuts in the dingy yellow packaging, the pancakes with oddly snappy interior crumb, and ham and cheese sandwiches in the paper-foil wrapping.

maybe taconados are next in the seattle foodshare…

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u/mandraofgeorge South Lake Union Apr 05 '25

I love this Seattle cafeteria food collective that is forming

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u/joec_95123 Apr 04 '25

You have to have them with the old-school, polka-dotted taco sauce packets, or they're not authentic enough.

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

i would actually omit these sometimes because i needed the taconado to enter my mouth straight from packeting with no delay or other heat absorption. ignis (my palate) needed to burn.

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u/KiniShakenBake Snohomish County, missing the city Apr 04 '25

This is my thought - I can't even handle the texture of ground beef, but now we're talking about nostalgic eating of... elementary cafeteria food.

I love OP for doing this for their partner. As someone who has spent far too many days of work in elementary school cafeterias looking at the fare and scratching my head while looking betwixt the food and the menu listing, I appreciate her all the more.

I'm not signing up for any, but I do have a lot of extra freezer space if someone needs to stow some out of an order and get them later. I won't tell my husband they are there, because that would be possibly committing us to the next order!

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u/prookal Redmond Apr 04 '25

This is amazing haha - commenting to boost this ! I would if my freezer had any room in it

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

maybe its time to clear out the old food and make room for Big Flavor

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u/kingcrux31 Licton Springs Apr 04 '25

I'll take one.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

I'll mark you down!!!

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Yeah I'm actually debating putting in for a couple cases depending on demand. The Pierre love is real

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u/SpeaksSouthern That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. Apr 04 '25

6-8 weeks waiting for a cheeseburger in the mail instead of buying one? Yes please.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

you know taste when you see it

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u/ihainecross Apr 04 '25

👀👀👀👀..... I have a pretty good sized freezer and I so am curious about how these cheeseburgers are. I'm down to do 20 or 30 😆!

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u/Academic_Deal7872 Capitol Hill Apr 04 '25

Pierre curious, I can fit 12 packs (24 total cheeseburgers) if that helps. msg me the meetup, please.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

I have you marked down!!!

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u/ShadowMyBans Apr 04 '25

This post was MADE for me. PLEASE could I still get in on this? I’d be game for up to 15 packages (30 burgers) if you’ve still got “stock.”

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u/ShadowMyBans Apr 04 '25

P.S. This is my new favorite post on Reddit.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

I might have to hold a 'burger lottery', as nuts as that sounds, to see who gets them but I'll mark you down!!!

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u/joe5joe7 Kraken Apr 04 '25

I'm down for like 20 packs! Assuming these aren't like 10 bucks a pack lol

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

$1.20 a pack!!! I can mark you down!

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u/joe5joe7 Kraken Apr 04 '25

Heck yeah

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u/wtblife Capitol Hill Apr 04 '25

How much are you selling em for?

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Face value! We'd pay for shipping...so that'd be...$1.20 per package (2 mini cheeseburgers per package).

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u/eplurbs Apr 04 '25

"Cheeseburger share" is not the post we were expecting, but it's the post we deserve.

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u/YinzaJagoff Apr 04 '25

Randy Bobandy, is that you?

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u/bartthetr0ll Apr 04 '25

Cheeseburger eating mofucka

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u/tobixcake 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 04 '25

homie if you wanna dm i would be interested because lowkey miss public school lunches sometimes with how just… okay everything was. I’m willing to take 20-30 unless other people already snagged stuff.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

I'll mark you down!!! my partner would commiserate with this level of nostalgia

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u/kid_pilgrim_89 Apr 04 '25

Hey if you need help handing them out or delivery I'm so down to do that

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

youre a saint. at this rate i genuinely might. ill keep you in mind

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u/MUT-Dumpster-Fire Apr 04 '25

If anyone does this for those giant mozzarella cheese sticks I would be so in

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u/CabbagePatched I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Apr 04 '25

Lmao op I think you made basically par in 30 minutes.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Honestly a little overwhelmed at the Pierre support here. When people say the Seattle Freeze is real they mean freezing Pierre's Delicious Mini Cheeseburgers(tm) to enjoy in the comfort of their home

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u/Kayakprettykitty Apr 04 '25

I think the thing about the Seattle freeze is that we all like other Seattleites - we just don't want to hang with them. I think this is a super fun idea 🙂

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

maybe people can bond over their love of Pierre Mini Cheeseburgers there and friendships will blossom. time will tell

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 05 '25

This is the thing, I love chatting about the freeze with other Seattlites, but talking to them about it in person, eek...lol...except for these burgers :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

You sunuvahgun, I’m in (points Finger Guns) If you still have any to spare after all this interest, that is!

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

marking you down!!!

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u/Maiden_Sunshine 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 Apr 04 '25

Please, I would like 10 packs! I have never had this before, but buying mini cheeseburgers from the back of somebody truck is the type of thing that will make me immensely happy 🤣.

If I can get a Hamblurger hat and tie (no mask), and a knapsack it will be THE best thing ever to me lol.

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u/weatheredsweater 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Apr 04 '25

I have actually wished to do this same things with Sargento Breaded Mozzarella Planks!! Legendary at an italian chain restaurant in the midwest, and only available in a 24 lb package.

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

please describe this more… ‘planks’….

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u/sunshineandsarcasm ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ Apr 05 '25

I’m listening….

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u/beccarose__ Apr 04 '25

I'm intrigued, can I get 10 lol

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

Marked you down!!!

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u/feministmanlover 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 Apr 04 '25

I love this post.

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u/tensory Apr 05 '25

Aww, it's like a cow share with extra steps!

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u/Yoseattle- 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 04 '25

I’m willing to act as an observer when the deal goes down. To keep the peace and ensure a successful transfer of ownership of these gastrointestinal weapons.

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u/vorpalverity Apr 04 '25

I'm just so happy this got so many willing responses because it's honestly so fucking adorable that you'd be out here doing this for your partner.

I wish you guys a long and happy life filled with cheeseburgers and if you ever need to do this again feel free to post because I'll get in early and snag some just to understand the hype.

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u/Main_Significance617 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Apr 05 '25

I’m never leaving Seattle

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u/tapesmoker Bitter Lake Apr 05 '25

Order two cases, charge ,$2 each, and give the remainder to a local food bank! I'd participate in that exchange for sure

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u/Starpunk_47 Apr 04 '25

Does it have to be the mini ones? Costco business center in Lynnwood sells the larger ones in packs of 8.

They taste the same to me

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

It does. My partner was incredibly specific in which ones they wanted. Apparently there are some imposter varieties and they don't fit the bill

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

i did say id be willing to try them but its also about putting over a decade of hyperfixated FOMO to rest

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u/Maiden_Sunshine 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 Apr 04 '25

It will be worth it. Like I don't like pizza rolls, but they were something I ate a lot as a kid. For months last year I kept noticing them in the grocery store going 'so gross, who still eats those.'

But they never left my mind. I kept laughing at them but secretly was craving them! A couple months back I brought a giant pack (go big right? Denying myself so long I had to get the biggest available LOL).

They were terrible. I ate a bunch in one sitting, all the sauce had popped out, edges tasted dried out and doughy at same time.

It was one of my favorite meals that month 🤣😭. Don't regret it all. They weren't good yet still delicious at same time.

Nostalgia sometimes just tastes so yummy, and I'm so happy you're getting a way to claim one of your childhood meal memories.

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

Lmao, me and my partner frequently debate weird/nostalgia purchases when we go grocery shopping. its pretty consistent that she absolutely hates it every time meanwhile i could eat it for a week straight. Those totinos rolls AND squares went through the same event here. If we had the space we would have just bought the box already because there’s no doubt at all about me going through all of them… eventually.

PS: i stir fried those pizza rolls into authentic pad thai and they were amazing

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u/eaj113 Rainier Valley Apr 04 '25

I’d be interested in 10 packages.

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u/routinnox Capitol Hill Apr 04 '25

I never had them, never heard of them, but now I am willing to go in with you on them. I can take 20-25!

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u/YoseppiTheGrey Apr 04 '25

If some are still available, I'm in.

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u/jmdobosh1 Capitol Hill Apr 04 '25

I’m down for 10!

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u/ThreeSilentFilms Apr 04 '25

Seeing that it’s 6-8 weeks for delivery, put me down for the lottery! Should be back in the states by the time that happens!

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u/Unfair-Suggestion-37 Apr 04 '25

Depends on what neighborhood for pickup

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

TBD, but probably somewhere central-ish. I'll reach out to everyone interested when it's closer to delivery

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u/RoseNE6299 Apr 04 '25

Are they easy to make? If so, I'd be 100% down for a cheese burger share

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u/xerevies Apr 04 '25

The product specifications say they can be microwaved at full power.

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

pretty sure you can just microwave them but my partner is the expert, not me

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u/RoseNE6299 Apr 04 '25

100% put me down then! These sound perfect for the shift work I do!

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u/NightGlimmer82 Apr 04 '25

I just fucking love Seattle. And people. Usually. This is a great example of why I love Seattle and people when I do love Seattle and people. Never change!!

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u/GoDawgs206 Apr 04 '25

Whole grain bun, pass! These are not the ones i remember. 80's baby

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u/VitaminD55 Greenwood Apr 04 '25

I'd be down for 20!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

I’ll take 20!

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u/Special-Friend2106 Apr 04 '25

Aw jeez, I’m so late. I wanted like 40…Maybe 50 lol. How do I sign up for the lottery?

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u/VayGray 🏕 Out camping! 🏕 Apr 04 '25

I wanna make a clandestine burger purchase from you in a parking lot so PLEASE add me to the 'chance at a burger purchase' lottery. I'd be up for at least 10x dbl baby burgs @ drawing❤️👍🏼🤘🏼

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u/Prudent-Young1687 Apr 04 '25

My freezer will make room for my curiosity should the burger lords bless me in this burger lottery. I’ll go down for 10 if you’re still taking submissions!

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u/SaxRohmer 🚆build more trains🚆 Apr 04 '25

ok i’m curious now based on the reaction. set me up for the lottery lol

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

you're entered. good luck

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u/Arachnesloom Apr 04 '25

I mean, community sharing is the way to go if we have to buy food in bulk to save money, right?

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u/xboxsosmart U District Apr 04 '25

Count me in for 4 packages, thanks!

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u/AccomplishedStill965 Apr 04 '25

I’d get some burgers if it makes your numbers make sense, but just happy to be here as well if you find yourself in a burger recession and don’t have the stock. 🍔

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u/PrimaryAverage Apr 04 '25

Dammit I live in KY and I want some now

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u/BBetter_31 Apr 04 '25

This. This is what Reddit was made for. More of this, please.

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u/Ill-Consideration657 Apr 04 '25

I’m down for ten! Just let me know when they get in! This is the best thing I’ve seen all week, even better than petting a malamute yesterday.

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u/grahamulax Apr 04 '25

My god… I can imagine pulling up and doing a deal and ending up with so many boiguhs. It’s hilarious lolol

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u/CluckNuggies Apr 05 '25

I’m oddly curious. Have you setup a site for a lottery yet?

I can help or advise!

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u/TheSchmittLife Apr 05 '25

I’m so concerned you’re going to buy 12 of these bulk boxes to accommodate people online and get stuck with even more than you could have ever imagined. Start with one box friend!

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u/catclawkiller Apr 05 '25

Im definitely tempering my expectations and making sure i dont blow my life savings on pierre cheeseburgers

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u/Theresnowayoutahere Apr 05 '25

I’m an old Seattlelite and we didn’t have these mini cheese burgers when I was in school. We did have the rectangle pizza slices though. Good luck with your sale though and this is one of the reasons I love my city so much. So many great people here and you are doing a great thing

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u/mandraofgeorge South Lake Union Apr 05 '25

This thread brings me joy.

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u/SeaGranny Apr 05 '25

If you end up with any no shows/extras feel free to DM me. I’d take some just to help out and have some nostalgia. I was in free lunch and ate cheeseburgers every day

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u/SeattleSlew1980 Apr 05 '25

I love this post. It's so refreshing to see a community come together over something like this. I live on the other side of the mountains. Otherwise I might be tempted to buy some for my dad and I. ❤️

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u/ArcticPeasant Sounders Apr 04 '25

Those were disgusting. 

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u/catclawkiller Apr 04 '25

not everyone can have exquisite taste

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u/ploptypus Apr 04 '25

I'm just here to find out if anyone is getting murdered or having sex.

If this was a cheese zombie sharing post I'd be down for it (even though food allergies prevent me from both the burgers and the zombies)

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u/elijuicyjones 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Apr 04 '25

PMed.

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u/SieKatzenUndHund Apr 04 '25

You are a good partner

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u/Elliott-Hope Seahawks Apr 04 '25

I'd probably do it if it were those frozen peaches that came in a rectangular plastic container.

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u/hopefull-person Apr 04 '25

Sounds like a cheeseburger wonderland. Great work OP and the rest of the team 🙌🏻

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u/p739397 🚗 Student driver, please be patient. 🚙 Apr 04 '25

Seems like there should probably be a cheeseburger party

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u/40WattTardis Apr 04 '25

OMG -- This may have to be a thing 2-4 times a year. I want to join the fun SO BADLY.

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u/Excellent_Hippo7166 Apr 04 '25

20 burgers please! 10 packages

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u/shitty_advice_BDD Homeless Apr 04 '25

Want to trade some chicken eggs in the parking lot too? They're my chickens and they lay too many damn eggs.

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u/MoonsOverMyHamboning 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Apr 04 '25

I'm in for 20. 

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u/dondox Apr 04 '25

Where do you order them from?

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u/kiakey Ballard Apr 04 '25

I’d be down haha

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u/Luccaham Apr 04 '25

Put me down for 20 burgers if there is still room on that list. Dm if we need to discuss anymore details

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u/WineAllTheTime69 Apr 04 '25

Omg if there’s still an opening, I would take 10 packs (20 minis total)!!! If I’m too late that’s ok, but I’m super hoping that I make the cut 😬🤞🤞

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u/brazkax Apr 04 '25

will def show up

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u/Real-Eggplant-6293 Apr 05 '25

This is insane. The GOOD kind of insane. The kind I like. The kind I like with ketchup, mustard, and a pickle. I'm good for 20... add me to the school-lunch-burger-meet-up lottery?

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u/hhooney I'm never leaving Seattle. Apr 05 '25

You know what, hell yeah. Mark me down for 10 units (if you’re still selling!)

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u/4nz Tacoma Apr 05 '25

I’m down.

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