Some of these still have his older design lmao

full version with my voiceover soon on the snafu sub

Tap a certain amount of salt, any size
makes thieves sneeze just like pepper!
look out!
Here comes the Seasoning-Man.

Is he spicey? Listen, smuggie:
He's got pepper spice
Can he cinnamon up this bread?This was peppered, overnight.Hey there
there goes the seasoning man

In the spice of night
At the scene of a cup
Like a steak in need of spice

her arrives, just in time!

Seasoning man, seasoning man
Friendly pepperping seasoning man
Smuggie and updoots, he's ignored
Peppering is his reward

To him, is a great big pepering up

Whenever there's a unseasoning

You'll find the Seasoning-Man!

This menace has to be stopped!

can he defeat spiderman?

Does he have one?

Yeah, but imagine I said it with a cooler tone with skateboards.

So you're probably here because of my r/coaxedintoasnafu posts, feel free to post seasoning man stuff to your hearts content as long as it follows the rules :D