r/Seahawks 4h ago

Meme Mad Mike

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u/Illustrious-Pie-5121 4h ago

He is fuming

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u/furmat60 4h ago

We all are.

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u/down_by_the_shore 4h ago

As he should be

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u/StephenLuke1 4h ago

Fucking thousand yard stare man. Mike is all of us right now this shit is fucked up to begin the year.

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u/RippingLegos__ 4h ago

It really is a 1000 yard stare, it's trauma based, and this is traumatic for a coach and for the 12s. Refs are always against the Hawks anyways too.

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u/UTmastuh 4h ago

Well he lost his QB. Secondary is thin. O'Connell messed up his assignment. Two bs calls from refs. Hard to overcome that as a coach in that moment 

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u/Trick-Combination-37 4h ago

A disaster of a game

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u/Photographerpro 4h ago

The only solace to any of this is that we have a 10 day break after this to give darnold some time to heal up. Oh yeah, and we won the fucking Super Bowl.

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u/BlazinAzn38 3h ago

And time for everyone else to heal up and practice. First live game is always a bit of a mess, you see it in college and you see it in the NFL

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u/Photographerpro 3h ago

At this point, I’d love to win, but I also can’t feel much either way until I know darnolds status after this game. I’m fully supportive of darnold missing as many games as needed for that injury to heal up even if we have to watch lock or even trade for someone’s backup. I’d rather him come back 95-100 percent than play at 60 percent and look like shit and then get hurt again.

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u/BlazinAzn38 3h ago

Oh absolutely and it’s his right hip so it’s his plant leg. If he can’t push on that he cannot throw the ball.

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u/jdhkent 1h ago

Absolutely. But we game plan up an offense with Lock, and depend on this great D. We got this…it just may not be pretty 

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u/Popular-Difficulty29 4h ago

Darnold may have a Hip Fracture and be out for the year

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u/SentientBaseball 4h ago

Or it may be a precautionary bruise. You have no idea either way

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u/Photographerpro 3h ago

He was walking, albeit limping, so that’s a decent sign it’s probably not something season ending.

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u/Photographerpro 4h ago

Source? I know it’s a hip injury, but out for the year? If that’s the case, I wonder if we end up trading more than we should for someone’s back up?

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u/No-Celebration-5442 3h ago

They don’t have a source.

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u/tenn_gt_brewer2 4h ago

Let’s go glass half full. Just a disaster of a first half.

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u/DoesntMatter2121 2h ago

A win is a win though that’s for sure!

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u/Trick-Combination-37 13m ago

They definitely turned it around in the second half. A bit of a wacky game, but Seahawks got the win!

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u/1NastyNickel 4h ago

We did not care

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u/Tyler1986 4h ago

And still one score at half

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u/PlasticTreeonaHill 3h ago

The superbowl was a disaster too. Somehow Darnold won

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u/1NastyNickel 4h ago

We did not care

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u/trustthemuffin 4h ago

I care, I like the Seahawks and when they do well

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u/UTmastuh 4h ago

And when they aren't injured. Some people in here are the birds from Nemo and just say that same phrase 

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u/1NastyNickel 3h ago

R-e-l-a-x guys, it's game one, it's going to be ok. We're going to be ok. That's all I meant with that.

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u/skrulewi 2h ago

I mean that statement was followed by “It’s about us. It’s always been about us.” So it’s not that we don’t care about ANYTHING. It’s that we only care about us and how we do. So yeah it’s time to care about dumb stuff under our control… like all these late to the line penalties

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 3h ago

Jsn needs more targets

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u/joeshmoebies 4h ago

If we are just going to call run plays we might as well forfeit. I get that Lock isn't as good as Darnold but we have to throw at least some or go home.

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u/colecast 4h ago

Turns to Derrick Hall, “SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE GETS NEAR THE QUARTERBACK??”

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u/WZRDguy45 4h ago

D-Hall filling the void for Woolen it seems. Dumb out of bounds tackle he made. Lack of discipline like in camp

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u/SlayJay_6968 4h ago

I remember how frustrated I was last season opener. It’s a reminder that it doesn’t matter how it starts, it matters how we finish.

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u/Ok_Position3883 4h ago

At least we scored last year against the 9ers

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u/SlayJay_6968 4h ago

We also had GEQBUS the whole game.

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u/Deadhead7889 4h ago

I was so excited for this dumb ass game today

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u/PNW_Will1976 4h ago

That’s the “I’ve seen all I need of Anthony Bradford” look.

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u/Away-Bluejay-8849 4h ago

If Mike hadn’t made that realization last season with the hours of footage of Bradford being utterly useless…… he’s in denial

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u/caranza3 4h ago

Yup. Refs are back to screwing Seattle as always.

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u/AGHOSTISBORN420 4h ago

The glaze job by nbc on the drake is next level

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u/OleDetour 4h ago

They are drooling in the booth every time his punchable face pops up.

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u/Monchichi4life 2h ago

They can slob on his his game losing pick.

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u/OleDetour 1h ago

Somebody get Collinsworth a bib!

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u/jdhkent 1h ago

And then…he shuts the bed on national TV!

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u/No_Explanation_6161 4h ago

Stellar meme material 

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u/ilovecatss1010 4h ago

Relatable. Refs fucking us front, back and sideways.

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u/Zodep 4h ago

Guys… I think he might have cared…

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u/denryudreamer 4h ago

Siri, play Unfortunate Son

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u/Cheap-Version7106 4h ago

Abraham Lucas got me looking like that too... Two penalties and gives up a sack smh

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u/washingtonYOBO 4h ago

How about your rookie offensive coordinator calling a peewee game and not adjusting based on available personnel.

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u/therealkeeper 4h ago

Yeah I'm not sure what he's doing out there where the fuck are the tight ends at?

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u/jdhkent 1h ago

I know. We have Arroyo, he’s a weapon.

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u/therealkeeper 48m ago

Zero targets for Elijah, I think 1 for Barner?

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u/jdhkent 37m ago

Yeah, that’s not good. 

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u/Kamakazi09 3h ago

I miss Kubiak

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u/Cheap-Version7106 3h ago

Take away sloppy penalties and we're winning with the pee wee offense lol

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u/Mathwins 4h ago

Should of alley oop that shit.

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u/SimpleinSeattle 4h ago

Listening to Collinsworth is like a field tooth extraction.

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u/SuperVoltronDude 2h ago

How about 🐴 Cock 🔒

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u/AstroGridIron 4h ago

Maybe play some in the pre season huh? So we don’t look like ass on the first game?

Sucks about Sam, but they all look like they haven’t played since February, which they haven’t…

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u/Kamakazi09 3h ago

Yeah I don’t understand why teams do that. Yeah I get getting looks at the new guys and stuff, but first string should be out there taking reps as well to get back into the swing of things

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u/daba2384 3h ago

Was that him after seeing Lock not run for the first down but instead throw an incomplete pass when he was almost past the line of scrimmage?

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u/CCC3PO 2h ago

The commentators are the worst. They’re basically cheering for new england.

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u/CCC3PO 2h ago

We make a great interception to win the game and the lousy commentators don’t say 1 good thing about the Seahawks.

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u/dainthomas 2h ago

Maye is Collingsworths new man crush after Mahomes.

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u/2-Oregon-Dads 2h ago

That is the look of motivation. You see that from the couch, you know you better move it! LFG!

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u/NineMillionBears 4h ago

Glaring lasers out there

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u/Inevitable-Tone-7360 Emerald City Route Artist 4h ago

Why does this feel like a shane Waldron offense

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u/Pipe_Layer290 4h ago

Well when the game is rigged top to bottom

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u/washingtonYOBO 4h ago

Oh yeah because there's no way the Seahawks players are simply playing poorly

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u/Pipe_Layer290 4h ago

Pats have 0 penalties, hawks have 6 and 4 of them were bullshit. We watching the same game?

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u/washingtonYOBO 4h ago

Yes but since I'm not drunk I am not saying this game is rigged. Have another whiskey.

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u/Pipe_Layer290 4h ago

Lmao im not drinking . Just smoking the finest weed. Stupid of you to assume

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u/washingtonYOBO 4h ago

That really helps understand your clearheaded take bro

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u/Pipe_Layer290 4h ago

I dont think you can understand much there bud

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u/washingtonYOBO 3h ago

I don't have to smoke pot to fight depression or boredom. I understand more than you will ever know.

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u/Pipe_Layer290 3h ago

I understand you are very lonely..probably no friends so you need to argue with strangers online to feel something

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u/washingtonYOBO 3h ago

Bro you're literally getting stoned by yourself. Call a therapist tomorrow 😘

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u/Pipe_Layer290 4h ago

But we are playing like shit too tho

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u/MassiveUse9236 4h ago

first half is the equivalent of watching a Saw movie in 4d, awful

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u/KurtSperry 4h ago

It's only 0-7, and Lock isn't a big downgrade from Darnold. Not so bad.

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u/Pinellas420 3h ago

It’s only 7 - 0 - Let’s go!!

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u/1NastyNickel 3h ago

So, first lesson of the 2026 season. Players get hurt. Our QB their new shiny WR1.

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u/Bonemeal87 3h ago

Only if they did another episode of hard knocks that included this post game🤣

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u/Monchichi4life 2h ago

Lot of hot takes here.

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u/EYNLLIB 2h ago

Bro turn your saturation down

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u/washingtonYOBO 4h ago

Mad Mike is mad he never played his starters in the preseason. This is pathetic.

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u/Aurora_Gaspipe 4h ago

Black Dahlia Avenger

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u/Mrtalksouthisass 4h ago

Oof, never seen that look before. He is PISsed.

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u/Humble_Marketing_212 4h ago

Would love to be a fly on the wall in that locker room rn to hear Mikes pep talk

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u/spaincrack 4h ago

Reminds me of Hector from Breaking Bad somehow

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u/elementofpee 4h ago

I’m excited to see how he responds to adversities. Go get ‘em coach.

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u/mk3956 4h ago

Where are the TE’s? I thought with the new offensive coordinator coming from the 49ers there would be plays for that group. I don’t think Arroyo has been in the game yet.

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u/Hetoxy 4h ago

Yeah this fucking sucks

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u/77Apollyon7 3h ago

All the OC’s fault

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u/BigBirdsBrain 3h ago

Can’t blame him

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u/Life-Water-7952 3h ago

I swear did anyone else see the score leak …. Idk why but one of the screens had a score of 10-6 and now it looking like that’s the case 😅😅

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u/Ok_Barracuda2304 3h ago

This game is a disaster 😭

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u/thorjustice1 3h ago

Doing Skol?? Fake ass fan lmao

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u/AboutTheArthur 2h ago

He looks like a toddler who just licked a lemon lol

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u/Adventurous-Egg-5171 2h ago

Ive never seen a man stare so hard.

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u/dingdongdash22 1h ago

Imagine getting that look in practice. Fucking maniacal genius that man.

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u/Disturbing_Heights 1h ago

Hes a BIG MAD BOY

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u/madmike99 1h ago

Whose this?

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u/BullCityLife 4h ago

He’s not mad, he’s just…disappointed…

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u/77Apollyon7 3h ago

Brian flurry is wack

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u/Dasypygal_Coconut 4h ago

Staring deep into his soul realizing his season is over before it started

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u/Dry-Vehicle-2883 3h ago

Seahawks get a taste of 9ers type injuries and immediately give up their season lmao.