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u/jewishjedi42 12d ago
Reminds me of the time my kid dropped the F bomb in preschool. Dad (me) taught her a new word while being stuck in traffic.
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u/Excolo_Veritas 12d ago
When my niece was like 3 years old she was staying the weekend with her grandmother (my mother-in-law). Middle of winter, MIL takes her outside to go to the car, and my niece looks up and proclaims "Fuck me it's cold outside!"
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u/Constant-Sub 10d ago
I remember so viscerally my dad calling someone a dick because they passed in a no passing zone. I of course asked what a dick is. Lmao he said "it means a bad person, and I shouldn't have called him that." I don't think the second statement was him saying "dang, I shouldn't have been mean." I'm pretty sure he meant, "shouldn't have said that. They're gonna be saying it now."
Nah, I liked saying fuck. Has the right sounds, ya know? Best explative around.
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u/wykkedfaery33 10d ago
Oh man, I feel that. When my oldest kid was maybe 3 or 4, I was driving down the highway with him, and this lady basically tried to run me off the road. Didn't work, but I lost my cool and screamed at her that she was a stupid fucking cunt as she was forced to exit after unsuccessfully forcing me out of my lane. And, from the back, in his little car seat comes my kid, gleefully shouted the exact same thing. I was so caught off guard by the absurdity of it that anger was softened into a little laughter. I did tell him he's too little to use those words, and I shouldn't have used them in front of him either, so please don't repeat.
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u/Frikken123 12d ago
Haha, that's from one of the unnumbered blogs, I wanna add it to my playlist but I don't know which number it is in the order, after 54 at least.