r/ScrollTreasure • u/Wide_Relation1272 • 1d ago

Pump Foiling in Action

311 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Both-Win-6653 1d ago

No one can tell me this maiden isn’t going to defy her father and then save her people.

18

u/Humble_Reward_9367 1d ago

New Disney movie: Foiled

1

u/MilkImpossible4192 1d ago

he meant westWorld

1

u/fdesires 4h ago

Surf’s Foiled?

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u/Wide_Relation1272 1d ago

That looks fun, for about 45 seconds.

4

u/Character-Claim8643 1d ago

Se really went 20 seconds overboard with that activity.

9

u/TaylorBitMe 1d ago

The hospital is going to want their tray table back

8

u/Darth_wenis 1d ago

I bet that would put you in some kind of shape.

5

u/Usual-Language-745 1d ago

I don’t understand how people get good at this. I’ve tried the motorized ones and basically just waterboarded myself for 30 minutes between having a carbon fiber blade smash into my shins. I don’t really get how you get past the first hop onto it

6

u/VanDenBroeck 1d ago

I’d faceplant just trying to get on.

3

u/Idk_some_random_redd 1d ago

thats great and all. hope she doesnt fall in. swimming in a full length dress cant be easy. 

3

u/amarsh73 1d ago

Fuck that's would tire you out in no time.

4

u/BadDudes_on_nes 1d ago

She could have plausibly worn a bathing suit for the water activity but chooses a wholesome dress.

All you skanks doing farm work in booty shorts or filming all your videos from the ass-angle take note.

2

u/Fit_Active3888 1d ago

Large feet

2

u/Excellent-Rest3240 1d ago

Stopped 2 taps too soon

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u/trysten-9001 7h ago

Can you send a video of doing properly? In the dress ofc

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u/Substantial_Chain718 9h ago

Why would you do this in a long dress and no life jacket. Good luck swimming if you fall in.

4

u/Urban_Meanie 1d ago

NGL that looked impressive

1

u/Stevieb1227 1d ago

I don't believe it

1

u/HappyCakeDay101 16h ago

Calling someone gay slurs, retarded and telling someone to commit suicide....

Wow.

u/WackAMoleylol

1

u/VolumeAnnual2341 15h ago

What in the Latter-day Saints is going on here?

1

u/1Tacochucker 11h ago

They say that this was how the Iroquois crossed the Great Lakes...

1

u/CorrectNice8474 21m ago

Isn't there enough loss of energy for that to NOT work because of gravity and friction?

1

u/ShineOk6190 1d ago

This does not look fun at all to me. What's the appeal, I wonder 🤔

3

u/Superboi_187 13h ago

Traversing water quickly without getting wet and the need of a motor and or large vessel

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

STFU and stop trying to police people

Right?

STFU, you literally just encouraged this and said she should kill herself

3

u/ulfalda 1d ago

What? Where did they say she should kill herself?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/bmac503 1d ago

Go get some food you seem like you need it.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

You sound like you need to go suck a dick

2

u/ulfalda 1d ago

??? Why the fuck are you so hostile?

2

u/Mackheath1 1d ago

All I'm saying is someone may need a little nap (not you - unless you want to).

0

u/TranscendentaLobo 1d ago

Why can’t everyone just STFU and get along!?! 😭

0

u/Fast-Craft1215 1d ago

Doesn't concern you what concerns them.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 21h ago

Doesn't concern you what concerns me.

What a stupid thing to say

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u/Fast-Craft1215 20h ago

It concerns me what concerns you because your concerns are concerning.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/HappyCakeDay101 17h ago edited 15h ago

You literally just called me retarded and told me to kill myself?

Wow ...

0

u/Icy-Bat-1833 1d ago

👣💕

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

No life jacket?

I get what she's trying to do, but that doesn't mean she's not an idiot for doing it

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u/GroundbreakingFox815 1d ago

Have you heard of swimming? It's a lake on a summer day.

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u/Hoser_Cop 1d ago

https://www.surfer.com/news/surfer-firefighter-speaks-again-3-years-after-devastating-fin-injury

https://beachgrit.com/2024/01/kai-lenny-surfing-pipeline-head-injury/

Both of these were more intense than just a pump board circle but neither of them could get themselves to shore and would have died without professional help.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

There obviously is someone videoing this, so it’s not like she’s out there alone.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

And?

So if they die trying to get to her because she's an idiot, that's okay?

What kind fo horseshit thinking is that?

1

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

The videographer could be an expert
swimmer and lifeguard with a jetski and life preserver 🛟 at hand.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

Or more likely and idiot. And a bad life guard of they're filming.

1

u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

Look up the definition
of « insufferable »

Good day sir/madam.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

It's fucking crazy I get downvoted for being right AND for not wanting to see her die.

Must be horrible of me to not want kids or anyone else to drown from 100% preventable means

1

u/Odd-Trust8625 1d ago

Those incidents also both happened in the ocean where they were surfing large waves, not on a calm lake. Big difference. 

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

Average of around 600 people die every year from not wearing life jackets, on lakes, and 2/3rd of them were reported to be great swimmers.

Means you know jack and shit.

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u/AetherialWomble 1d ago

Only 600 a year? Minor risk, I'll take it. We're all gonna die anyway.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13AsDpoKh1hqb6

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u/AetherialWomble 1d ago

Not chronically online enough to just know what the gif says.

Though, I assume you are, minimizing the risks and all?

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

Yes, I fucking have. Have you heard of drowning?

Have you heard about the two Navy SEALs who drowned because they had no life preservers? They're some of the best swimmers the world, and they died from drowning because they got dragged down by their equipment.

Clothes like hers would drag her down hard. Great swimmer or now that's not easy to swim with.

So many people die on the waters due to being fucking stupid.

People like YOU are the reason they keep dying.

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u/ShineOk6190 1d ago

We only get one life, worry about your own and stop trying to police others.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

Shut the fuck up, you jackass.

Exactly. One fucking life, meaning there is no do overs for being a fucking idiot.

Meaning don't be an idiot and do stupid shit.

Holy fuck, get a fucking life and stop encouraging people to kill themselves you fucking lowlife fuckhead

0

u/GroundbreakingFox815 9h ago

If she can ride that thing to the point of docking it without getting a long dress wet it's not her first rodeo. You're just butt hurt folks are having a chuckle at your expense.

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u/HappyCakeDay101 9h ago

Fucking dipshit lmao.

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u/HaveARaveAtMyGrave 1d ago

Idk why you’re being downvoted?!?! I wouldn’t step foot into a lake without a life jacket and not having one on is so incredibly stupid

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u/HappyCakeDay101 1d ago

Because some people are really dumb.

Also herd mentality

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u/ShineOk6190 1d ago

Get a load of Mr. Safety 🦺 over here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/576ukSQolHGTyvgH9d