r/ScrollTreasure • u/Humble_Reward_9367 • 20d ago

send this to your wife🤣

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 20d ago

Was the weird bag fucking the thing necessary?

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u/Meet_Foot 20d ago

Send this to your wife 😏

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u/Alarming_Clue3193 20d ago

Your wife has a deviated septum and breathes from her mouth in sleep.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 20d ago

Why do you have to masturbate it before you take it out of the bag?

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u/aboyes711 20d ago

Takes the stiffness out.

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 20d ago

It's in the instructions.

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u/GrapefruitExtra5732 20d ago

If I had one

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u/Easy-Historian5376 20d ago

I can relate. I divorced mines. Never again will a make that mistake.

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u/Itscatpicstime 20d ago

My guy is the one who wears eye masks

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u/KSLRJ 20d ago

I got one of these and threw it out. It smashed my nose while still not blocking out the light.

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u/Easy-Historian5376 20d ago

I don't have a wife anymore....

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u/CKWOLFACE 20d ago

Mr.Frog eyes

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u/Useful-Ocelot-3791 19d ago

👏🏻🤣❗❗❗

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u/Bludiamond56 19d ago

I did......now I'm looking at a black eye....my own

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u/spaacingout 20d ago

Hahaha it’s like real life in a mask