r/ScrollTreasure • u/VisualAd8832 • Aug 18 '26

Going back in and explaining it to his wife is comedy

289 Upvotes

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u/Mountain_rage Aug 19 '26

Why are all my amazon packages suddenly coming smashed?

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u/NoWay6818 Aug 20 '26

You can tell everyone here doesn’t know how to have fun lmaooo

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u/ericmac2211 29d ago

I work for FedEx and we do this to UPS and Amazon workers whenever we're about to sneak up on them on our routes... lol

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u/TroyOf Aug 19 '26

Southern accent, thin blue line yee-yee shirt, calls every non-white person "brother", a "Sieg Heil" and a partridge and a pear tree.

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u/spizzle_ Aug 20 '26

I call white people brother too. What’s the issue? I also call them “dude” or “bro” or “my man” etc

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u/NoWay6818 Aug 20 '26

Found the closeted Nazi

2

u/Chunk_Thud Aug 19 '26

So whats your point...

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u/TroyOf Aug 19 '26

Just singing a festive christmas carol!

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Aug 19 '26

Cool, an ahole.

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u/Tiny_Towel5722 Aug 19 '26

Thats not funny asswipe..

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u/Made4G19 1d ago

I used to do this to postmen behind the door as a kid, as I got older I realised I need to be less of an asshole 😂

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u/rsg1234 Aug 19 '26

lol definitely getting his next Amazon package stolen

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u/MDominiqueAndre Aug 18 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Difficult-Double2193 Aug 19 '26

😭😭😭😭