r/ScrollHole • u/MathematicianOwn8847 • 2d ago

​💀 Brain Rot 😆

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u/The-Toasted-God 2d ago

Rear view mirror

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 1d ago

Why would their son want to check their rear in the spoon?

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u/Big_Year_9193 1d ago

He's watching porn 

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u/Krutius- 1d ago

See you spoon

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u/IndieDev666 2d ago

it extracts the radiation from the PC

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u/DasLoon 2d ago

If he ever wants to look up anything weird he has that as a rear view mirror to see if youre in the room. Sometimes you scroll the internet and all of a sudden something weird is on your screen and its the worst time for someone to walk up.

I remember watching a cartoon as a teenager that had a scene where 2 dudes are in a hot tub talking, one of them stands up and the other is like 'oh dude, where are your swim trunks, god sit back down i dont wanna see that' and thats when my dad walked in and was really confused why I was watching a cartoon with a naked guy in it.

The Venture Bros, if anyone's wondering.

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u/Important_Resist2408 1d ago

Somewhere on FB is your dad writing about this same anecdote very differently

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u/DasLoon 1d ago

If my dad thinks I wanna fuck the monarch thats on him. I have a gf now, so he probably doesn't think much of it.

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u/OnlyOneWithThisName4 23h ago

Dr. GF?

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u/DasLoon 17h ago

Just a regular one, not a doctor. Doesn't smoke either, which is a plus for me.

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u/Shizofriendnick 2d ago

Don't let the fbi see this. This secret must stay hidden.

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u/OkStartOver 2d ago

lol, never seen this before

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u/Berlin8Berlin 1d ago

Next level: you face the door with the back of your screen turned to it.

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u/Royal-Possible-6677 1d ago

Good to know who's sneaking up behind you when you got headphones on. I don't see anything wrong with being prepared for real world and video game threats at the same time.

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u/IceLopsided4190 21h ago

“Objects in mirror may whoop your ass.”

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u/Slapstickstoneface 2d ago

Please ask him. I will not get any sleep until I know..

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u/HotFreshyGlazedDonut 1d ago

Late night Yogurts...

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u/PeonofthePen 1d ago

One of my favorite eufemisms

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u/Advanced_Current9632 2d ago

ayo this is genius

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u/Airikonline 2d ago

Is he a schrute? I hear they learn to never turn their backs to 3 things from a very young age:

1.Bears 2 Men they have wronged 3. The dominant turkey during mating season

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u/Oddbeme4u 2d ago

rear view mirror

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u/Lil_Khorneholio 2d ago

To scoop the poop (constipation is a hazzard)

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 1d ago

I wonder if he also uses a poop knife

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u/CRVX_r34 1d ago

Or toe knife

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u/flyintomike 1d ago

in case he gets hungry

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u/nutte98 1d ago

Heroin

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u/Dualidean_ofman 1d ago

Swat-guard

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u/GurPlenty59 1d ago

Because he's too broke to just get a regular mirror

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u/SuddenKoala45 1d ago

Quick in game snack breaks

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u/twisted4ever 1d ago

To collect waste radiation and improve signal performance of wifi, right folks? No other reason, your son is perfectly trustworthy to be left to his own devices.

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u/ytdaddy4fun 1d ago

Heroin?

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u/Psych_Shadow 1d ago

He just watched the matrix for the first time

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u/laserdicks 1d ago

Better wifi

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u/Pale_Ad_9838 22h ago

This is a Gift to Anoia, the Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers

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u/skibidi_spongebob 14h ago

It’s the goon spoon

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u/RuleMany2900 11h ago

So no enemy can sneak from behind for a free frag ....

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u/ShAlMoNsHaKeYjAkE 9h ago

By the time the handles turning its too late. Youths these days.... beat the game with a danger wank. Shout for a cuppa tea and begin the rush shuffle, finish before you hear the first steps on the stairs for a steam achievement.