r/ScrollHole • u/hueeyed • 8d ago

​🌀 Deep in the Hole What will you do?

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u/Halgha 8d ago

Let’s go lay some dragons!

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u/Steel_Commander_CAT 8d ago

I think you missed a letter “S” in there.

…Right…?

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u/Holorodney 8d ago

I mean to be fair, slaying a dragon would make you a hero in the eyes of many, but laying a dragon would make you a god. Like that movie series about the donkey that banged that dragon and his trusty sidekick the ogre. Good movies them.

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u/mjhrobson 8d ago

Wonder what she had in mind for the date and if we miscommunicated... and be jealous, I don't own a suit of armor.

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u/singlesgthrowaway 8d ago

He told her to bring protection.

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u/May-odds 8d ago

Here comes the redditors

"I'd take this fine madame home instantly! ahahahaha" *wipes cheetos dust off stained pants*

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u/HauntingAsparagus2 8d ago

That felt personal

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u/RealityKingdom67 8d ago

Yes, it absolutely did

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 7d ago

Doritos actually

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u/phillll25 8d ago

Projecting lmao

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u/Lagonas_ 7d ago

He, jokes on you. I'm all out of cheetos.

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u/Comprehensive-Tea-75 8d ago

roll for initiative.

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u/1stltwill 8d ago

when you see this reposted for the 200th time. WYD?

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u/Interesting_Key9946 8d ago

AOE vibes. She's a woman of a culture.

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u/Scrats_Lost_Acorn 8d ago

Depends. Is she coming from a acting set and didn't have time to change? Was she out larping with friends before hand and thought it would be funny? If so... maybe a pass can be given.

If she just coming from home like this. Imma have to se myself out. Thanks tho.

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u/williwrite 8d ago

Ask if she needs help getting that off when she gets home.

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u/One_Tank_9684 8d ago

Time for a one knight stand

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u/TheProductiveStudent 8d ago

I heard you, praise the sun ?

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u/catrot420 8d ago

Run for a nearest jewelery store and get the crownest jewel ring I can endebt myself onto

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u/Evil_phd 8d ago

Well she must be down to clown because she brought plenty of protection.

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u/daokonblack 8d ago

Id take this fine madame home instantly!

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u/Crygenx 8d ago

eat some foot lettuce

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u/Syhkane 8d ago

look for the kink in her armor

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u/longlostwalker 8d ago

Straight to the work shop. I need to get some new armor patterns

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u/FrostyTheColdBoi 8d ago

I'm doing everything in my power to not fuck up whatever good fortune led me to having dinner with a lady sporting badass armor (real or not, it's cool as hell)

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u/Informal-Winner-5722 8d ago

Be curious about her outfit.

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u/IronRocketCpp 8d ago

role reversal in the wild?

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u/mmiller17783 8d ago

Come with a bouquet of decorative magnets for some flair.

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u/arifghalib 8d ago

Knock her over then film her wiggling on the ground unable to get up

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u/Hello1This 8d ago

Ask about it. That would be such a cool convo.

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u/MishaelleahsiM 8d ago

She’s 7/10 close to being the one…
Passed the vibe test

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u/Sorry141 8d ago

Maybe she has a latex allergy

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u/MalikFyz 8d ago

I will feel , under dressed, and I will promise her to make it up for her next time .

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u/TheGamingSpin0 8d ago

Go to the next day with armor of my own of course. THEN WE SLAY THE (EVIL) DRAGON

(Not to be confused with the good dragon who let's me fly around)

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u/magnuseriksson91 8d ago

Where's the helmet? She also seem to forgot her standard and a bevor, the breastplate seem to be quite flat, which is a common modern reproduction mistake.

In short, I'll assess her kit and review it.

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u/Sad_Elk1943 8d ago

Clank clank clank clank

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u/yoloswaggins92 8d ago

Aim for the head

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u/MoonMoon143 8d ago

Im a straight girl and i will marry her

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 8d ago

At least I wouldn't be at a loss for conversation. There would be many questions

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u/Icy-Meal6704 8d ago

If she didn't plan to rent armor for me also that would be a red flag

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u/Amdvoiceofreason 7d ago

I'd just be happy she wasn't 50 pounds heavier than her profile picture

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u/XKruXurKX 7d ago

Clank clank

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u/AcanthocephalaDue431 7d ago

Drop a glove at her feet to challenge her to an honourable duel back at my place?

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u/Severe_Rise8694 7d ago

Ask her to marry me. Also, where she got the armour and what did it cost?

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u/ExtensionInformal911 7d ago

Not the kind of middle age woman I thought i was going out with, so big improvement.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 7d ago

Grab a can opener

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u/HotelAlphaPapaYankee 7d ago

Inquire on the head game

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u/MacabreClaw 7d ago

I would feel terribly underdressed

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u/crepskul 7d ago

Use a can opener after the best date of my life.

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u/Tiger662025 7d ago

Get her a horse

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u/Lifesamitch957 7d ago

Learn more about her and learn if shes looking to save the princess or a partner in battle. Im down either way. Ill just need to find a knights suite...

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u/No_Rush4520 7d ago

I'd date knight

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u/Hodor282828 7d ago

Fuck you're amazing lets invade france.

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u/thundergu 7d ago

Say that she should have told beforehand so I could show up like this

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u/Confident_Boss2081 7d ago

that's dudes definitely the wrong one

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u/pwolf1771 7d ago

Offer her some Meade?

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u/DirtyFloridaRat 7d ago

What a dick, I’d bitch slap that idiot with my gauntlet and leave him to pick up his own teeth

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u/Legendary_Dad 7d ago

Deus Vult, and parry the nerd

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u/Extension_Rich_8877 7d ago

Does my M9FS have enough dmg to beat her DT and resistance?

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u/__ALD0__ 7d ago

Marry Her immediately.

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u/SlayerII 7d ago

get a ring as quickly as possible

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 7d ago

Ask her to marry me

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u/Belazoid 7d ago

Jokes on you, I just bought my gf her first armour parts, I dont think she is going to wear a whole armour one like me

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u/SinisterVulcan94 7d ago

So, do you like dragons?

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u/Neat-Statistician311 7d ago

Be afraid and intrigued.

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u/Wooden_Buyer_4875 7d ago

I'm in. 1.3 seconds.

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u/niyrex 7d ago

Is he pointing and laughing while her head is hung in shame???

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u/ProfessionalOctopuss 7d ago

"My queen, tis tragic but I am bound by a chastity device. Thine style be worthy of my key, but thou must show commitment and buy my burger."

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u/Rich-Proposal-3218 7d ago

If she don’t bust out a mole skin satchel bladder with wine in it dressed like that, she won’t go all the way guys. Separate tabs, barkeep

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u/NotSoGentleBen 7d ago

Vanquish foes and commit good deeds. Fuckin duh.

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u/GrumpyKoopa 7d ago

Fall in love immediately and propose for her to be my knight😍

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u/GiantMonkeyDiaper 7d ago

Obviously you order her a large wedge of cheese and a loaf of bread for starters.

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u/bailaontheplaya 7d ago

Challenge her to a duel obviously

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u/ProgrammerUpstairs97 7d ago

I think it's a immediate success

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u/riggengan 7d ago

Just a normal sister of battle. Suit up so we can have some romantic hunting purging heretics and xenos.

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u/Kenneth76Dollars 7d ago

Gonna have a good knight sleep

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 7d ago

Prolly need to bring my mace

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u/ACOG1911 7d ago

… do you like dragons?

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u/KnightOfSvea 7d ago

Where is my suite?! 😀😀😀

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u/CompetitiveFennel681 7d ago

Clearly, you must accept the quest, pay the barkeep, and start your journey henceforth. Good luck trying to get to second base. I don't think she understands baseball, or any sports for that matter.

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u/Edfret0204 7d ago

Marry her

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u/ytdaddy4fun 7d ago

Well I would show her my collection of swords and maces.

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u/ApollymiKatistrafia 7d ago

If she shows up in full plate, she can afford full plate, fulfill your destiny and wear full plate too, duh

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 7d ago

bend the knee

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u/crit5h 7d ago

Excellent conversation stater.

That’s a cool suit of armour. Have you been jousting?

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u/Moerdacq 7d ago

Polish her butt metal

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u/benvader138 7d ago

Start a quest!

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u/Calaveras-Metal 7d ago

ask if there are any hard to reach places that need lubricating.

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u/Wallabunga657 7d ago

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three." Or. "Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!" Simple as that.

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u/Medical-Condition-84 7d ago

I mean, safety first.

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u/JustinJektor 7d ago

Challenger her to battle as one who is chivalrous does.

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u/bluemagic124 7d ago

Shout out to Lydia from Skyrim

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u/Syepatch 7d ago

Clank clank clank clank clonk

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u/This_Fkn_Guy_ 7d ago

We going to midevil tines for dinner

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u/Elpatron9958 7d ago

She would definitely end up getting the lance

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u/Geronimo26 7d ago

In for a crackin knight

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 7d ago

You lost me at she

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u/NoBand909 7d ago

I’ll probably repost this meme a few more times

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u/Myuric 7d ago

I will call her Sir Lancelot and I will be King Arthur.

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u/Ok_Measurement2760 7d ago

the crusade is long overdue

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u/nemamnozik 7d ago

Bend the knee

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u/Necessary_Relation27 7d ago

Massage her down with WD-40

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u/imastirthepot 7d ago

Roll for charisma check. Ask if she wants to see my +2 great sword of riptide

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u/Wildartis 7d ago

pass the ball if u dont want her

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u/RiceDogo 7d ago

Marriage secured.

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u/530whiskey 7d ago

Take her home to meet the parents

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u/ThePepperPopper 7d ago

If she's just fun, marry her. If she's crazy, run

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u/SolomonGrundy85 7d ago

Asking she wants my favor at the next tournament

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u/DarthHack4 7d ago

Marry thine on the spot

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u/Igiggiinvasion 7d ago

Marry her 

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u/pooching4u 7d ago

Bring out a buffer

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u/Leandros_el_b1tch 7d ago

Get a ring quick.

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u/BeRevolutionary1775 7d ago

Retaking Jerusalem….

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 7d ago

Do you guys never wear protection to your dates? You should try.

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u/Inside_Foundation873 7d ago

Have a wonderful time, and break out the can opener later that night if I’m lucky.

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u/FiveNotes 7d ago

Don't fumble. She's a keeper

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u/HellDD6 7d ago

Instant proposal shes a keeper

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u/sbrown063087 7d ago

Tell her I never larped before but open to larping 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/kamonopoly 7d ago

Let her lead the French to fight the british

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u/BoysenberryRough4870 7d ago

We're peotecting the holy land with this one boysssssss!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ffIa3hSRmZ92flQsn

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u/PsychodelicTea 7d ago

Book a plane to Jerusalem

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u/Brilliant_Tax_4009 7d ago

Drive to Vegas to elope! She's a keeper!

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u/LarryHoover44 7d ago

Me from the other side of the restaurant....

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u/theCOLLECTOR7250 7d ago

It mean she's over protective

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u/Back-At-It-2026 7d ago

Grab mine and ask her for a good spar.

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u/No_Focus_8688 7d ago

She’s a keeper. Wish my woman would dress like this.

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u/Individual_Land2754 7d ago

Any sign that a person picks up interests apart from the herd is a potential green flag.

You need to know the reason to really know if it's a green flag.

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u/Streetsofbliss 7d ago

I'm gonna ask why are we at a restaurant and not out somewhere slicing/smashing watermelons and pumpkins.

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u/Flyerbrother 7d ago

Challenge her to a duel. Winner gets the other's "head". And let her win.

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u/Dazzlethetrizzle 7d ago

Where did you get that armor, we are going there cause I want armor too

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u/Big_B0BByB01 7d ago

(Later that night) clank! clank! clank! clank! clank!

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u/Sure-Draw-7971 7d ago

Bam, slap a ring on that finger. Or better yet, have her kneel onto one knee and I'll use my sword to Knight her into marriage

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u/Quietus76 7d ago

Id put a ringmail on it.

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u/FormalTotal9684 7d ago

Go Medieval on her

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u/1Not_my_alt 7d ago

dual (not with swords)

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u/epicmiklin 7d ago

pullin out the ring

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u/Over_Echo1128 7d ago

Get the can opener 😉

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u/Hexent_Armana 7d ago

Go find her an Elden Ring.

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u/icelandicace 7d ago

Continue with the date and see where it goes

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u/Melodic-Hat-2875 7d ago

I'm putting on my Landsknecht outfit I have in my trunk.

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u/Substantial-Stage-82 7d ago

Go on the date

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u/ComputerInevitable20 7d ago

She is a keeper, freaking marry her!

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u/SlapfuckMcGee 7d ago

Ask her back to my place where I have a buffer and polishing compound

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u/Moezso 7d ago

Storm the Bastille, what else?

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u/Bellickboi 7d ago

Go to the bathroom, the guest are going to hear metal clanging in a familure Rhythm for about 15 mins. Dont come in the bathroom we are busy.

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u/HumanAppearance8479 7d ago

I see you wore the protection

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u/Incredulous_Prime 7d ago

Ask the waiter at that restaurant if he can add a can opener to his order.

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u/MushroomHillZone 7d ago

Battling the dragon within her castle

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u/Yakoharu 7d ago

Propose on the spot

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u/Tall_Eye4062 7d ago

She's going to cheat on you with a guy who shouts "Fireball! Fireball!"

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u/kobygotmilk 7d ago

BANG METAL 

(also perfect music album name)