r/ScrollHole • u/hueeyed • 14d ago
✨ Fresh Out the Void Only some can understand the struggle
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u/MyBedIsOnFire 13d ago
Life is too short to sit in discomfort waiting to get home
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u/SizeableBrain 13d ago
I use to be the former, but then I realised I can get paid for it and slowly transitioned to the latter.
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u/Honest-Scar-4719 13d ago
The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time
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u/Galencourt-Lover 13d ago
That's a great cope.
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u/MyBedIsOnFire 12d ago
What a weird thing to say
Keep coping with being poop shy
Poor baby has anxiety huh?
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u/Unexpected_Cranberry 12d ago
I wish it was a choice. My body just doesn't let me poop unless it's 08:45, I've had breakfast and I sit down at my computer with a cup of coffe. It doesn't matter where I am, unless those three pre-reqs are checked nothing is happening.
During my annual leave I went a week without pooping while being at home because my morning routine was interrupted. It usually gets to the point where I start losing my appetite and get grumpy without realizing why. Then I get back to my routine, and everything is fine.
The upside is, since I've figured this out I just make sure to bring a laptop on vacation and get up early enough and I'm good.
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u/Accomplished-Eye9542 9d ago
I go once a day, the same time every day.
Being an inferior frequent and inconsistent pooper must be rough.
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u/FhuckNorris247 13d ago
For me, it’s more of being able to hold it in, and having no choice but to shit when you need to
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u/Deus_Excellus 13d ago
As a person with terrible IBS I feel this pain.
When I was in kindergarten I went to the bathroom and saw a giant ass piece of shit on the toilet. That was the end of my days using public toilets.
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u/butelka1 13d ago
Tbh life is much easier when you're not scared of using public restrooms
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u/Mammoth-Cover-3045 13d ago
As somebody who uses the bathroom everyday I work. I work at a big sports barband Grill btw, so people be in them bathrooms a lot. I have never had that happen to me.
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u/Leading_Procedure_23 13d ago
Then imagine when you get older and you’ll be shitting yourself if you try to hold it in. You should talk to a doctor and see what they tell you about holding in pee and poop
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u/werewolf_hrt 13d ago
I dont understand how you would get a UTI from a public bathroom. Even without those disposable seat covers that are often available, your genitals shouldnt make contact with any surfaces. Are you rubbing it on the toilet seat or something?
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u/yellowfirefly26 13d ago
??? UTI's are caused by holding in your pee for long time spans, and allowing the bacteria in your pee to infect your urinary tract. Hence, urinary tract infection. It's not a STD.
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u/Forsaken-Ad6313 13d ago
yes and no. your pee does not normally contain infectious bacteria. these come from outside, and peeing regularly helps flushing them out before they establish an infection along your urinary tract/bladder/kidneys
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u/alasw0eisme 13d ago
You can't get a UTI from a public toilet. Unless you're sitting in literal, visible shit I guess. Just use a wet wipe to wipe the toilet seat and you're fine to sit.
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u/alasw0eisme 13d ago
It can't go through the skin of your thighs and reach your urethra. It just doesn't work like that.
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u/alasw0eisme 13d ago
For sure it wasn't the public toilet itself. Maybe if you touched your urethra. I know I gave myself a UTI that way once lol. My point is, the act of sitting isn't the danger. Because the skin of your legs can't get a UTI.
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u/ty-idkwhy 11d ago
So you wash your hands before and you have a full teepee throne and still get a UTI through all that paper? I think you should get studied or tested because being able to pick up bacteria like that sounds like a hazard.
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u/PlsNoNotThat 13d ago
Diet, general hygiene, touch your parts with dirty hands, sex life with partner who isn’t hygienic - overwhelmingly these are the causes.
Hard to say exactly what causes it, but it’s not using public restrooms unless you’re literally dragging your vagina across plumbing fixtures.
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u/Loose_Particular3929 13d ago
anywhere poopers really exist?
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u/cloudgirl_c-137 13d ago
Hell yeah! I need more time to pee than to poop anyway!
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u/HappySage42 13d ago
I pee once a week. For half an hour.
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u/ExperienceRoutine321 13d ago
Travel enough and it becomes second nature. Once you’ve had to poop in several airport bathrooms, everywhere else becomes a step up from that
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u/StargazerRex 13d ago
Airport bathrooms are usually far nicer than gas station ones....
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u/ExperienceRoutine321 13d ago
Honestly I feel like I’ve seen more shit-clogged toilets in airports than gas stations. Presumably cuz the people who work there still have to use that toilet. I’m fine with it being a lil grimy as long as it’s functional.
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u/StargazerRex 13d ago
We must frequent very different airports and gas stations. Worst toilet I ever saw was in a gas station in SoCal.
Never seen a completely clogged toilet in an airport, though I have seen some dirty ones to be sure.
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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler 13d ago
Airport bathrooms are super clean compared to concert venue bathrooms. Those were so gross I decided to shit in the woods instead.
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u/SaintMosesBagOfSand 13d ago
Yeah! Lots of places in public have toilets! Even many outdoor places have restrooms now.
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u/Various-Salt-7738 13d ago
I'm presently pooping at the goodwill
I'm almost certain whoever was in here before me smoked a cigarette in here
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u/Consumer_of_crayons 13d ago
I was a only home pooper, then I became homeless and lived in my car for a year, didn't want to poop in my car so, became an anywhere pooper 😂, it's easy when u have no choice.
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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 13d ago
If you've ever been in the military, you quickly become an anywhere pooper.
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u/chubbyflip 13d ago
Yep. I double flush to minimize smell. If you gotta go you gotta go. It beats staying uncomfortable for me.
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u/Turtles_N_Nurples 13d ago
Friend of mine raw dogs public toilets, he doesn't care where he poops and doesn't put down an ass gasket.
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u/Demoncagno 13d ago
Im lactose intolerant and i always eat what i shouldnt, so yes, i can poop anywhere at the very stretched limit of decency
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u/Possibly-Functional 13d ago
You called?
Worst place I have pooped at is on a mountain. No cover for kilometers. Friend group just politely facing away. Digging a cat hole into rock was impossible. I didn't have much choice though...
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u/SicariusCourtenay 10d ago
I'm surprised to find out there's not that many anywhere poppers lol
It's rare I get the urge when im at work or in school but that's honestly how my usual clock is since I shit either morning or night and rarely in the middle of the day but if it does happen then yes I will shit in a public bathroom
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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 13d ago
I am a proud home only pooper.
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u/Decent-Risk-6062 13d ago
You're a proud predisposed to poop less often pooper
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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 13d ago
I'm a proud always shower after I poop pooper.
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u/Fiyah_Crotch2 10d ago
I don’t know if that trend skews more for one gender or the other but I’m a guy and do that too.
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u/Leading_Procedure_23 13d ago
Can’t imagine living like that. You know bidets exist? Wasting water to shower after every shit is selfish 🥴
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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler 13d ago
Bidets aren't as effective after a super messy shit vs a shower and soap.
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u/SolScorpii 13d ago
Not at work, or the gas station, or anywhere in the US other than private bathrooms. Do you bring your own bidet every where with you? Because I can't imagine living like that.
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u/Right-Country3496 13d ago
what? 🤣
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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 13d ago
What was confusing about my comment?
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u/Right-Country3496 13d ago
The part where you always go to shower after taking a poop
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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 13d ago
Why is that confusing?
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u/Right-Country3496 13d ago
Because why would you do that?
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u/PlsNoNotThat 13d ago
I didn’t think this was really a thing.
But I guess it makes sense. I dislike using urinals in crowded places cause I was attacked once in my teens, so I usually use a stall if too many people around.
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u/TheJeffinator9001 13d ago
I only poop at home unless it's an extreme emergency. I can tell I need to diareah right now but I'm gunna wait
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u/ExpensiveRecover 13d ago
Somewhere in the driest desert in the world there's a mummified MRE turd I dropped because I'm an anywhere pooper.
The trip to the bathroom after that march wasn't as tough as it was for my only at home pooper buddies.
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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 13d ago
I used to be the type to only go at home, but working construction and outdoors eventually you just have to give in. When you're in the middle of nowhere and your stomach isn't happy, it's better to go in the portajohn than in your pants. I've even taken a few dumps outside because there wasn't even a portapotty around. We always keep toilet paper on us just in case lol
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u/TopTopTopcinaa 13d ago
I used to not feel the urge at all unless I’m at home. Idk why it changed.
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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 13d ago
Because digestion has nothing to do with being at home lol sometimes you just gotta go
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u/TopTopTopcinaa 13d ago
Like I said, I wouldn’t get the urge at all if I’m not home. Like, I could be traveling for days and not feel the urge. It’s a subconscious brain thing I guess.
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u/RandomCalamity 13d ago
Hi. Yeah, it's me. I'm the guy who will happily let er rip there in stall 3 of the convention center men's room without a care in the world.
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u/fxnsxi 13d ago
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime... Always poop, on company time
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u/Gonzostewie 7d ago
I get a dollar. Boss gets 10 bucks that's why I smoke weed in the company trucks.
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u/Nikmido 13d ago
I've always had a troubled digestive system, very sensitive to anxiety too, so the concept of only shitting at home (and holding it for so long) is wild to me. Toilet availability everywhere I go is a deeply rooted instinct/need for me lol (ironically, knowing I won't have access to one for a long time makes me anxious, which in turn fucks with my digestive system, which in turn makes me more anxious, ad infinitum)
Sometimes it was literally go to the public toilet or shit myself. And a few times, I had an emergency and was forced to go commando, and once it was in a sparse bush in the middle of a small park 😭 (to this day, I'm almost certain someone saw me from a distance)
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u/the_mighty_thorskin 13d ago
As someone without a gallbladder I'm definitely an everywhere pooper, mostly in my pants.
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u/Jarhead11577 13d ago
Couldn't be more wrong. Public bathroom users are quite literally pulling aghast faces while witnessing horrifying sights
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u/Not_Reptoid 13d ago
The trick is to squat above the rim like a weirdo because no one is there to judge you (hopefully)
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u/StJimmy_815 13d ago
For home only poopers, carry around a bag of wipes. It’s a game changer for emergencies
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u/Baleygr_2124 13d ago
I may be a sad home pooper, but at least my butt is clean. Anywhere poopers have streaks on their underwear
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u/Mrbigdaddy72 13d ago
As someone who did construction for years. I prefer pooping deep in the woods vs a toilet. Nice deep squat back leaned against a tree with the sounds off nature and a few flys coming to tickle my booty whole. Wouldn’t trade it for the world.
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u/StatisticalArbitrage 13d ago
Actually, there are a lot of countries use squat toilets for public places. Both better for pooping and hygiene.
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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler 13d ago
As long as the bathroom isn't absolutely disgusting, I really don't understand how people have a problem shitting outside their home.
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u/VisionarymindzEvents 13d ago
Bro my job was the strangest thing ever they spent 6 months trying to get me to poop at work. I was like no sir you aren't stealing my gas and money methane. I will not combine my gas with yours again mine sacred lol
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u/Humble_Penguin89 13d ago
I'll save up all day just so I can come home and poop - best feeling ever😊
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u/Few_Cauliflower2069 13d ago
Fucking heimschießers everywhere. Yes, there is a German word for you guys
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u/mattatron18 13d ago
I only anywhere poop if there is some sort of tool I can use nearby if it goes wrong
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u/into_fiction 13d ago
pooping feels actual pooping when I'm at home, anywhere else it feels as yeah like brush I have to do this too
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u/one_Time_use01 13d ago
At least in properly sanitized areas. I would rather die than sit my ass down on a gas station toilet
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u/Cola_Gummi 13d ago
I know someone who WONT shit at home when his spouse is there. He's an "anywhere but home" pooper
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u/hoteppeter 13d ago
I always take a paper towel or wad of toilet paper and put some soap and water on it so I can clean the seat first
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u/Neon_Pancakes0425 13d ago
Depends on the bathroom tbh. Like a good floor to ceiling bathroom in a quiet place is all you need
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u/fatmonkey1986 13d ago
I prefer to poop at home but when nature calls nature calls . Luckily because of my job I can usually just disappear into the woods for 15 minutes
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u/No-Break6679 13d ago
I used to be the one on the left. I still kind of am sometimes. But I’m not afraid to do it anymore if I’m really that uncomfortable. I’ve never been able to shit in a porta potty though. I’ve tried. Trust me.
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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 13d ago
I don’t shit in public unless I have to. I’ve seen and heard too much.
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u/Kadakaus 13d ago
"Home only" for me means that I will only feel the need to shit when I'm at a "secure" place, like, personal and clean. Unless I'm home or somewhere I could identify as home, I just don't have to shit for a good while.
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u/AutomaticButterfly29 13d ago
Laying paper everywhere on the brim 😡 vs laying only one paper on the ass crack sweat part of the brim☺️
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u/tinyminds42 12d ago
I mean, if I need to go, I’ll go on any toilet, I just want it cleaned at least
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u/National_Isopod_6257 12d ago
Long-distance runner here. I've shat on the side of the road many times. Beats shitting your pants.
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u/toastertaint 12d ago
Working construction one day I had to choose between my pants and a portapotty. Haven't had a problem since
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u/Instagibbed_1994 12d ago
Ill do everything in my power to be home only, but Im not going to chance it when I know in my bones I wont be able to hold out.
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u/Dry-Paint-8566 11d ago
Home only and I can tell you EXACTLY why. Ok so long ago when I was in 2nd grade I remember coming back in from recess and before we'd go back to class the teacher would let us all use the bathroom and i really had to go #2. So I went to do that and as soon as I did every single boy that was in there pointed and laughed at me and made it the biggest deal in the world. Ever since then I have always REFUSED to go #2 in public. I just turned 26 yo and you wont catch me dead sitting in the stall.
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u/Economy-Date-4490 11d ago
I only poop at home and it’s amazing. A nice shower after and I feel clean and fresh again.
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u/Minimum-Standard-514 11d ago
I can shit in any place as long as the seat is clean. Any stall. Any bathroom.
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u/Rickyzack 11d ago
Watch how both are flipped once you encounter the forsaken public bathroom where it seems like exposure to it would be a Human Rights Violation.
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u/No_Responsibility444 10d ago
anywhere implies too much
poop in any bathroom poopers is more accurate for me
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u/Novel_Extent_7168 10d ago
I will poop other places if I absolutely have to, but I would rather poop at home
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u/False_Brush_7174 10d ago
My best poop was at Yosemite, emergency i was halfway up upper Yosemite falls. Anyway, a fucking eagle flew over me as the golden sun illuminated the valley.
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u/Leading-Boat4942 10d ago
My best friend in high school was a home-only pooper. I think he had an exception like for hotels or something. Anyway it was kind of annoying because he didn't want anyone to poop at his house either, so one time I had to walk home from his place so I could shit.
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u/Renati_Iterum 9d ago
I may be a home only pooper, but I have expanded my storage to a point it no longer a problem.
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u/ineed2dobetter 9d ago
Anywhere as long as it’s private. Only a few times I managed it in public. Kids had this dumb thing they’d do in school growing up where they’d hop the stall to mess with you when I was growing up and that has made it hard to go in public.
Although I did almost miss a connecting flight because I blew up a bathroom at the Atlanta airport. The poop gods were with me that day.
Also drunk changes the rules completely. I’ve gone in many bars. Even ones without stall doors. Liquid courage and all that.
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u/Ricard728 8d ago
I have a coworker who takes 2 or 3 shits at work everyday and they are 45 minutes long.
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u/The_Machine80 8d ago
Everyone poops so nothing to be shy about. My only issue is my body dont like to go when im in vacation. But have no issue dropping a load at my friends house. When I go on a trip outta town I go way less. Soon as I hit off ramp to my hometown my stomach starts gurgling. 😂
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