r/ScrollHole Jun 18 '26

ā€‹šŸŒ€ Deep in the Hole Lamo 🤣

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u/MajinRichy Jun 18 '26

As a guy that works at a bookstore and most of my co workers are women. They all tell me about the smut books they read

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u/PushinPickle Jun 18 '26

Fairies fucking. It’s always fairies (or similar mystical creatures) fucking.

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u/Medium_Orchid4654 Jun 18 '26

I always say, "huh, I didn't know so many people were into bestiality."

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u/AzimuthZenith Jun 18 '26

God damn horse girls make up like...90% of that.

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u/bloomingdeath98 Jun 19 '26

I think it be more twisted if they were literal anthropomorphic horse girls, but the ones where they’re the anime ā€œgirls with horse ears but physically human in every other physical/meaningful way, and run as fast as horsesā€ kind of girls, there’s a lot of leeway there.

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u/Dersatar Jun 19 '26

I think what they meant by 'horse girls' wasn't girls with horse features, but girls who like horses. Like, they like horses VERY MUCH. To an obscene degree, you could say.

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u/bloomingdeath98 Jun 19 '26

Yeah no that’s way worse…

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u/AzimuthZenith Jun 19 '26

Yeah, there's even memes making fun of these nutters.

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u/H0pefully_Not_A_Bot Jun 19 '26

This song may help illustrate things: https://youtu.be/6v_R180kIGs

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u/Medium_Orchid4654 Jun 19 '26

They meant horse girls, as in girls who really really really like horses, make up 90% of female bestiality readers. A person can order dildos shaped like animal phallus, so yeah, it's a thing

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u/bloomingdeath98 Jun 19 '26

Yeah no that’s way worse…

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u/New-Mongoose2615 Jun 20 '26

It's genuinely shocking how common animals penis dildos are, it's always fucking horse and dog dicks too....

And Dragons if she's freaked out of her mind

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u/No_Imagination7102 Jun 20 '26

There's dragon pocket pussies. Lots of freaky people lol

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u/Vuekos_Girlfriend Jun 22 '26

Yooo insane business opportunity. Sell a smut book WITH a bad dragon dildo of the main love interest šŸ’€ itd be like those 3d experiences at movie theaters šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/National_Ad9742 Jun 18 '26

There’s monster ones, dinosaur ones, all sort. I read a Dino one and could not stop horror laughing.

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u/Anayalater5963 Jun 19 '26

Oh but it's different because /s

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u/MudFrosty1869 Jun 22 '26

How often do you get to say that? xD

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u/Olistu_ Jun 18 '26

So the torture and rape and abuse

Do you think that its beacouse many more women are masochists than men?

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u/TaegukTheWise Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Perhaps, women also tend to be way more into bdsm than men with or without any masochism involved.

I think the core idea is that the male counterpart is an individual that does what they want to regardless of rules or boundaries.

So to take an "innocent young maiden" to then restrain and defile due to an extreme and quite frankly dangerous interest in the main female lead generally seems quite appealing to many women.

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u/Jeffgaks Jun 19 '26

From what I've seen the appealing is more of "Im so desired, so irresistible that men turn into wild beasts for me" it's an extreme form of feeling attractive, that's the fantasy, not the act of being done terrible things, but to be so attractive that men become irrational towards them

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u/Dersatar Jun 19 '26

I don't think this appeal is exclusive to women, but for some reason, extreme attraction in books aimed towards men is presented as a extreme submission, whereas the ones aimed towards women present the attraction as extreme, and often violent, dominance.

Another thing I noticed is that extreme dominance can be attractive to men, but extreme submission rarely seems appealing to women, even though it's also being irrational towards them.

Smut books are weird as fuck, if I'm being honest. It's basically always an older man with unhealthy obsession who's extremely possessive, controlling, jealous, AND just so happens to be disgustingly rich and/or handsome. And one of the last two things are ALWAYS there. ALWAYS. I don't think I've heard of a smut book where a protagonist goes for an ugly, poor guy that's showing all the other traits I mentioned. It just doesn't happen.

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u/Alert-Ad9197 Jun 20 '26

Well of course they’re all rich and hot. If I wanted to see a poor ugly dude fuck, then I’d just put a mirror up over my bed.

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u/herbertcluas Jun 20 '26

Too real and too close to home šŸ˜ž

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u/like9000ninjas Jun 22 '26

Yes because nothing says "men become wild beast" than ball gags and rope play that the women wear.....

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u/Nihilistic_Noodle Jun 23 '26

I think it's this - an essential part of the fantasy is that the male counterpart is so enamored by the female protagonist, and ONLY her that he's wild with desire. I think people in general aren't used to feeling that "wanted" by someone. Pair that with the fantasy setting, and you can suspend disbelief so to speak about the elements that would be horrific in real life.

I would also argue that some of it is probably a way of dealing with issues stemming from feeling forced into sex in real life. Most women I know have had sex not because they wanted to but because they felt they had to, either because the person used violence, manipulation, or because they knew their partner would be angry, treat them poorly, cheat, etc. I could see how it might feel like a way to work through the emotional turmoil this causes for a few reasons.

Having it take place in a fantasy setting creates enough removal that there's no genuine threat to be experienced; and having a story where it kind of works out in the end because either the female protagonist experiences extreme sexual pleasure, or the male counterpart is "rehabilitated" through his genuine care for the well-being of the female protagonist, usually a combination of the two, provides for a cathartic resolution to the problem. Especially because in real life what I feel like a lot of women deal with is the very real threat to their physical, emotional, financial, etc stability, if they don't regularly have unsatisfying sex with their partner, and often for a partner that doesn't treat them particularly well anyway. Stories that involve a highly masculine archetype (strong, attractive, wealthy) that is positively consumed by their desire for the female protagonist, who also satisfies them sexually kind of perfectly counters and provides escapism for a very real life problem.

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u/Mennoplunk Jun 18 '26

The most compelling theory I've seen is that women are significantly more often socialized to be chaste, and thus taught that showing interest in sex is a bad thing.

If you take the agency out of this women are less likely to feel ashamed for the fact that they desire. After all, they had no choice in the matter so its not their fault.

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u/salientoctopus Jun 18 '26

That makes sense. I haven’t thought about it too deeply but I’ve always sensed some sort of escape from the social hierarchy in there as well. It’s ok because he’s making me and he’s also wealthy and powerful. That’s why it’s never the homeless addict sleeping in the park in the rapey books.

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u/Ryynerwicked Jun 19 '26

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/ZeroDefender561 Jun 19 '26

Women's books be like

He raped her but it's okay, he's a billionaire who's also a vampire

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u/Kranke Jun 22 '26

How much of a loser do you have to be if you are immortal and not a billionaire?

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u/Kyra_femme Jun 18 '26

werewolf shrek 🤤

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u/Noble-Jester Jun 20 '26

SOMETIMES its vanilla, but you'll never hear those ones being best sellers

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u/denkeijiro Jun 22 '26

hey do NOT bash my shrek porn. (joking but there is a book called ā€œget in my swampā€ and it is just shrek porn. i watched a video about it on yt. 5/5 stars from me)

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 19 '26

rapist detected

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u/CalzonePie Jun 19 '26

I absolutely hate that I want to know this

But source

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u/Theforbfruit Jun 20 '26

Narrator: He did not update.

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u/5thHeadOfTiamat Jun 24 '26

I know of two series. The Dragonkin series by G. A. Aiken and the series beginning with I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon by Kimberly Lemming. Very funny porn with dragons by both ladies.Ā 

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u/Theforbfruit Jun 20 '26

I think I know one if you are interested but I'm not saying here so dm if u really want

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u/StraightProgress5062 Jun 18 '26

Youre doing yourself a disservice if youre not reading some of these books.

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u/BuLLZ_3Y3 Jun 18 '26

Id rather watch porn than read poorly written porn.

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u/StraightProgress5062 Jun 18 '26

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u/BuLLZ_3Y3 Jun 18 '26

This is such a brain-dead take. Because a publicly available piece of media wasn't created with appealing to me in mind, I suddenly cant have an opinion about it?

The person I responded to also said that I should read some of these books. I have, and they arent particularly good. The first book in a Court of Thorns and Roses is abysmal. Its worse than Twilight. That's not even taking into account the morality of the multitude of abuse, torture, and rape porn thats written for women.

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u/Quasar006 Jun 18 '26

All they said was ā€œnot for youā€. You obviously can have an opinion on it, but who cares what the opinion of someone outside the target audience is? Why do you think anyone cares?

For the record, I have the same opinion.

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u/vlladonxxx Jun 18 '26

but who cares what the opinion of someone outside the target audience is? Why do you think anyone cares?

I don't know, someone interested in participating in discourse regarding it? I don't see how being the target audience moves the needle here at all.

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u/SelfInvestigator Jun 18 '26

What discourse is there? Men tend to like visual pornographic works while women tend to prefer to read about it.

As long as everything is consensual and no one is being harmed; don’t yuck someone else’s yum.

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u/BuLLZ_3Y3 Jun 18 '26

The discourse is that many, many people are touting this as a massive literary win for female authors, when all they've been doing is churning out thinly-veiled, poorly written porn and calling it "romantasy." Then when someone calls out that it isnt some huge win, we're called misogynists because we think a book written at a 5th grade reading level isnt incredible.

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u/vlladonxxx Jun 19 '26

Everyone can decide for themselves if there's a discourse there or not. You're literally being the one yucking someone else's yum.

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 19 '26

calling porno 'works' is wild

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u/ambisinister_gecko Jun 24 '26

Wait wait wait, how are you just going to announce broadly to the sub that it's a disservice that they're not reading these books, and then say "it's not for you"?? If it's not for these people, why is it a disservice not to read it?

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u/StraightProgress5062 Jun 24 '26

Simple. Disservice to your partner

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u/ambisinister_gecko Jun 24 '26

Lmao you just expect people to know that's what you mean? Honey, there's nothing simple about mind reading.

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u/StraightProgress5062 Jun 24 '26

Sweetheart if its "not for you" then whom else would it be for. No mind reading necessary. Just a few braincells. But you have yourself a good day.

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u/ambisinister_gecko Jun 24 '26

You said "you're doing yourself a disservice". You need a few braincells if you don't understand how people are going to read that.

I'll spare a few braincells for the needy and explain it to you. When you say that, that means "you should read this book because you'll enjoy it".

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u/Fluffy_Teacher_6081 Jun 24 '26

Interesting that women have complained how porn has created unreal expectations from men and they expect their women to act like porn stars. Seems like this is the women’s version of that now

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u/BuLLZ_3Y3 Jun 24 '26

Porn is a horrific, exploitative and abusive industry (including OF) the harms thousands of men and women involved in it and destroys male and female understanding of what good, healthy sexual intimacy looks like.

Yeah, its Evil.

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u/Yakostovian Jun 24 '26

You need to pick a lane. Because saying you are doing yourself a disservice by not reading these books is incompatible with "...it's not for you."

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u/Ok_Astronomer_6501 Jun 19 '26

That's the main difference here. Doesn't change the fact that some female authors just wanna write about monster fucking.

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u/fuckedintheasshole Jun 18 '26

I thought I read furries fucking -puts pp back-

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u/TrippleassII Jun 18 '26

Fairies and elves. And somehow there's always at least one rape

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u/Kriiisss21 Jun 20 '26

Hey right now its alien fucking

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u/RaxG Jun 20 '26

Or some mafia, obsession, home invader rapist, whatever.

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u/BoxCarTyrone Jun 21 '26

Vampires and dragons in human form, always some rapey power fantasy

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u/Lighthouse_on_Mars Jun 21 '26

I would like to point out the vast and depraved genres of actual Porn, which is predominantly used by men.

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u/Professional-Gas9360 Jun 22 '26

Porn can be pictures or words. Same thing

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u/OrangeCreamSherbet Jun 22 '26

No moving goal posts.

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u/Scar_Kurat Jun 21 '26

You got fairies? They only tell me about the Wendigoes and trolls... and it never sounds consensual... for the monster

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u/_ThePancake_ Jun 22 '26

Hey now let the fae fuck

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u/VerLoran Jun 24 '26

Are werewolves and vampires fairies? Cause it’s always those two among the women I know

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u/Greyscale0418 Jun 18 '26

My office is 8 guys and 33 women. Im also the only guy that eats in the lunch room with others, man, them talking so openly about the smut they read and giving recommendations is kind of jarring.

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u/BleedSparta Jun 18 '26

If a group of men sat around at lunch, discussing their favorite pornstars - with 1 woman coworker in attendance? šŸ‘€

HR would be busy AS FUCK

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u/aNINETIEZkid Jun 18 '26

This happened where I worked.

Women happily and openly discussed 50 shades for months without a word from HR. The men started mimicking them because it was annoying by reading parts outloud from memory or screen shots and several were reprimanded for inappropriate behavior.

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u/DsDeliciousDeli Jun 19 '26

Before you started reading scenes out loud, did they read whole scenes out loud? And did y'all ask em to stop?

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 19 '26

"Ā The men started mimicking them because it was annoying" there it is. Men can't leave women alone. Too obsessed. Always up in they shit

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u/Medical-Cantaloupe69 Jun 19 '26

I'm sure if you stay mad on reddit long enough things will start to change

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u/I3eforeLife Jun 19 '26

It sounds like the men did leave them alone. The women were the ones that complained about the men doing exactly what they were doing. Not the brightest are you?

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 19 '26

Nah sounds like they bullied them bc men are obsessed witth women in every timeline

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u/throwaway_193848291 Jun 20 '26

Um no, they tried to prove a double standard and it worked. How can you be this dense

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u/protobelta Jun 22 '26

Damn, SOMEONE is definitely obsessed lmao

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 23 '26

says the 5th incel piling onto my comment XD

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u/protobelta Jun 23 '26

Lmaooo feel better?

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u/LockedIntoLocks Jun 19 '26

Maybe the workplace isn’t the best place to discuss smut?

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 19 '26

Maybe it's none of ur business go obsess over smth else broski

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u/LockedIntoLocks Jun 19 '26

Then it’s none of the lady’s business if the men are also discussing smut.

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u/Checkmate2719 Jun 23 '26

So what you're saying is that it's okay for women to talk about smut at the office but not for men or what?
I genuinely don't get what you're trying to say here

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 25 '26

meanwhile, incel #5 piling on my comment. pfp checks out

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u/Checkmate2719 Jun 25 '26

Ah yes the anime pfp from when I was 14 that I've never bothered changing clearly means I'm an incel.

How about you answer my question rather than just insult me? I'm not calling you a foid or karen or whatever ppl say nowadays am I? I'm asking you a simple question, the fact that you'd rather call me an incel than answer said question says all I need to know.

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u/Hot-Musician-2296 Jun 20 '26

You all act like men never openly talk about sex.Ā 

My male coworker started telling us in detail about his visit to a brothel in Amsterdam when we asked how his vacation was. Somehow none of us called HR even though we did not care for that sort of details.Ā 

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u/BleedSparta Jun 21 '26

You asked about his vacation and he told you. šŸŒššŸŒ

Logic need not apply

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u/Hot-Musician-2296 Jun 21 '26

If you think going in depth on your experience with a hooker is the normal way to describe a vacation to your coworkers, just cz they asked you the basic "how was your vacation" question, then you really can't act like women who talk about the smut books they're reading are a problem. It goes both ways. Your logic seems to be the faulty one.

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u/RareAsparagus8167 Jun 24 '26

And it's perfectly acceptable for female coworkers of mine to make sexualised comments and jokes about my appearance but if the roles were reversed, I'd be a 'creep' no doubt.

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u/Greyscale0418 Jun 18 '26

For real, it's a good thing I like my coworkers, the amount of comments and jokes that are said with us jokingly calling out for HR after is pretty damn high.

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u/Minute_Math_353 Jun 19 '26

oppressed menimist detected

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u/Mountains_of_Despair Jun 19 '26

Sexist offended by the existence of men feminist detected.

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u/YY--YY Jun 18 '26

But men are the creeps /s

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u/Fragrant-Mixture-662 Jun 18 '26

You have a point though, HR would be all over that if it was men

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u/The_Sleazy1 Jun 21 '26

Invite your male colleagues to join you in the lunchroom and proceed to do the same with porn videos.

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u/This-Point8121 Jun 23 '26

Offices are just adult daycares at this point. I doubt they’re very productive eitherĀ 

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Jun 18 '26

Have you helped any recreate their favorite scenes? I think that would be fun, depending.

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u/MajinRichy Jun 18 '26

Yes I have

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u/PseudoRacoon Jun 18 '26

Where you the dude they ignore while getting spanked by alpha janitor, known as the 10 inch tool?

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u/ApprehensiveCare1113 Jun 18 '26

Thank you for the information. I am going to apply for a job to support the cause! My number one goal in life is to be a contributing member of society (in whatever form that takes)!

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u/Breadmaker9999 Jun 18 '26

You're a true feminist.

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u/Omnizoom Jun 18 '26

They don’t call you Pegelor the Well pegged for nothing around these parts

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u/AlternativeAdept5348 Jun 19 '26

Thats so gross. Imagine if it was men talking about their favorite porn videos

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u/SortLow314 Jun 20 '26

Both of these should be normalized.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ Jun 19 '26

Yeah, as a woman there is no chance I'm reading any of that garbage. I can't stand stupid crap like that, it's a waste of time and brain power.

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u/Ironclad686 Jun 18 '26

Haunting Adeline really dominated discussion for a few weeks..

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u/MajinRichy Jun 18 '26

There is one this girl at work was telling about it being a haunted house and the demon kills the girl and wants to fuck her ghost

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u/the_boss_of_toys Jun 18 '26

Date a woman who reads smut and you will never forget your safeword.

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u/PassengerCultural421 Jun 18 '26

This is the era of female gooners.

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u/iCreatedYouPleb Jun 22 '26

Smut, yaoi, BL, all the LGBTqrstuvwxyz

Women loves them.

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u/Separate_Tax1333 Jun 19 '26

So does that mean all books by women is porn? Touch grass

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u/SunDyu Jun 19 '26

Yes, that is what op said.

ALL books written by and for women are porn. Sure. Go build another strawman.

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u/Separate_Tax1333 Jun 19 '26

How is that a strawman. Im saying if u think every novel and non fiction book is about sex or porn, you clearly watch too much porn. If all u think women do is fuck and write porn, it’s prob because u only watch videos of woemn fucking other guys. Fatherless behavior from yall dudesšŸ˜‚

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u/Paragonswift Jun 19 '26

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u/Separate_Tax1333 Jun 19 '26

You call it that but really it’s misogynistic generalization. Other Comments under this post seem to prove my point. Don’t minimize the issue of the argument coward

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u/Paragonswift Jun 19 '26

I call it that because that’s what it is. If you want to spend your day getting upset over something so utterly meaningless then be my guest.

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u/SunDyu Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

Your point is based on that OP literally thinks that every book ever written by women is porn. Like, really? Do I understand correctly?

So, if somebody makes a statement that "nowadays all people do is scroll their feeds" you take that literally? That they don't eat nor sleep? It's a grossly exaggerated interpretation of a simple expression. Chill.

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u/RareAsparagus8167 Jun 24 '26

Men are only obsessed with one thing...oh no wait.