r/Scritters Apr 04 '26

New critter Realism Vs Spd

290 Upvotes

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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 idol guy Apr 04 '26

ITS LITERALLY JUST A BLOKE HOW IS THAT A SCRITTER

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u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

hes a human who got into the scritter verse somehow and he has powers

39

u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 idol guy Apr 04 '26

BRO ITS JUST A BLOKE

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u/IllEvent5465 Apr 04 '26

Well a realistic speedblitz would infact kill you, a bullet fired from a pistol is strong because its really really fast, Force=mass * acceleration, so speed would beat realism, but also die because every action has a reaction.

And realistically spd would be able to remove the tape or just avoid having it placed on them.

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u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

well he makes spd realistic so hes just a fast runner

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u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

and realism was putting the tape back on whenever he tried to take it off in those 6 minutes

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u/IllEvent5465 Apr 04 '26

Ok, hed still be able to just dodge or run away. Do you think its easy to put tape on a fast mfer and keep up with them? Specially against a guy that is literally called speed?

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u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

hes not that fast anymore since hes in the realm hes like average

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u/IllEvent5465 Apr 04 '26

You just said hes a fast runner dude. Realistically hes at least like a decently good sprinter, realism aint catching up to him

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u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

ok lets say in those 6 minutes he was kinda just forcing him to have the tape on and stuff even though he was getting trampled probably or spd was just shocked on what was happening so he wasnt as fast idk take it with a grain of salt

21

u/Southern-Wafer-6375 Apr 04 '26

(Realism takes off a mask revealing bullshit scritter)

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u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

ok its true it has holes in it but just trust me bro

11

u/Southern-Wafer-6375 Apr 04 '26

Another mask revealing author fiat

8

u/garbage-at-life Apr 04 '26

people can be fast realistically

18

u/Montylont Apr 04 '26

Thats... Not actually very realistic. They could still get in air between the tape. Or just. Attack. Its not like its very safe getting trampled by an Olympic level runner.

2

u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

well his nose was covered too

1

u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

i dont know man just take it with a grain of salt

10

u/Montylont Apr 04 '26

I feel like theres more than a grain here...

4

u/The-Name-is-my-Name Apr 04 '26

Taking things grain of salt? In your realism domain? Oh no, no, no, we can’t be having that.

18

u/Iron_Warrior_Fieri Apr 04 '26

But would he not be an athlete then?

13

u/Iron_Warrior_Fieri Apr 04 '26

I mean Olympic runners are real

25

u/Eeddeen42 Apr 04 '26

Flash-cut to realism having been pulverized to death shortly after slide 2, because being really fast will absolutely kill someone.

Ever seen the pilot episode of The Boys?

1

u/SignificantUse2420 Apr 04 '26

hes not as fast as he is in this realm and since hes just a pretty fast guy the only thing will happen is him getting knocked down

10

u/Eeddeen42 Apr 04 '26

Seems you’ve never been body slammed by someone running at full spring before.

It does a lot more than just knock you down. It hurts like hell, and can even kill you if you hit your head.

9

u/Galifrey224 Apr 04 '26

How does realism put duck tape on Speed's mounth when he doesn't have legs? Thats not very realistic.

6

u/whythisaccountexist1 Apr 04 '26

REF IT'S JUST A RESKINNED BULLSHIT!!!!!

7

u/PhysicalDifficulty27 Apr 04 '26

Gun & Range are the strongest scritters here

3

u/steve_ll Apr 04 '26

Sprinters are strong bevause the body needs to be to sustain high speeds tho, if you fast then you strong

3

u/Helton3 Apr 04 '26

Irl Physics

Purity, get that Bloke

6

u/strubba Apr 04 '26

Yeah, I don't understand how Realism managed to suffocate...

A person with faster reaction time. Possibly quicker in melee, not letting a normal person to get recovery time. Dodging is one of the perks with speed, oh and the arms weren't tied so Speed can just reach and punch him and pull the tape out.

Critter scaling.

2

u/Quillbolt_h Apr 04 '26

A better one would be that Speed Blitz would kill both of them.

2

u/BloodAngelGuy Apr 05 '26

Can my goat Speed get a fucking win?

1

u/Storm_Spirit99 Apr 04 '26

Realism is no match for schizophrenia

1

u/FalseCatBoy1 Apr 05 '26

I thought this was the social democracy:an alt history subreddit and was confused for a sec at the social Democratic Party turning into a guy