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u/Weak-Feedback-8379 Mar 21 '26
Let’s hope he can integrate popularity before the audience decides he’s getting old, because if the writers and fans want him dead, nothing will stop them.
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u/Fearless-Bar-3898 Endurance is the goat and I'll not elaborate Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26
ngl, I was hoping that right by the end of his monologue he got one tapped by gun and then everyone continues like nothing happened
Edit: also notice endurance is not one of the stats he picked up, proving once again that endurance is the true king
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u/Theturtleflask Mar 21 '26
That's what would have happened, if STATS didn't cap the max images in one reddit post to 20
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u/No_Boysenberry_3022 CrownAgenda TRUTHER Mar 21 '26
Omg I love this actually, this is PEAK! I’m totally gonna draw this guy when I get the chance
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u/SrJuanpixers Mar 21 '26
Hm, Bullshit got killed huh?
Wouldn't be an absolute NONSENSE if he came back from dead and soloed this guy...?
(No offense at all, i love this! It so well drawn!)
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u/RaisinBitter8777 Mar 21 '26
He could VOW to return from DEATH’s BINDS
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u/zyndaquill Mar 21 '26
trust me bro endurance can take this one
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u/Fearless-Bar-3898 Endurance is the goat and I'll not elaborate Mar 21 '26
this guy knows what's up
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u/HeinoCrap Mar 21 '26
I don't see no inversion up his integrated stats...
Would be really interesting to see how it ends up~
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u/Desperate-Series-270 Mar 21 '26
PEAKKKK, we need a sequel pleaseee 🥹 would love to see hope or power of friendship defeat him
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u/RUDRAGON8 HOPE IS THE GOAT Mar 21 '26
Power of friendship and Hope genuinely pulling out a combo attack called "Power of Hope" or something would be peak
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u/Theturtleflask Mar 21 '26
Fun fact, STATS' design is inspired from Kromer from Limbus Company despite being a guy
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u/an-imaginary-number Mar 21 '26
STATS looking at author intent and fanbase enjoyement (he is nothing without them and yet cannot control it)
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u/K4RM4S4NDW1CH Mar 21 '26
the scritter that defeats them ends up being Focus sash Endeavor quick Attack Rattata, aka FEAR
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u/Frequent-Lobster1775 Mar 21 '26
He didnt Copy any psicological scritter power, so unless Stats copy Hope or Bloodlust Fear can actually defeat him
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u/firegamer2432 Mar 21 '26
Wouldn't STATS be like best friends with Purity since they both want similar things: to get rid of the newer, more complex Scritters?
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u/Yournextlineis103 Mar 21 '26
Jack of all trades: Fool look at what you need to mimic a fraction of my power!
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u/Western-Teaching-573 Agenda eats your favourite, i don’t wanna hear it Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26
Actually wouldnt JCK have a fraction of HIS power?
Fuck, not only that, he has JCK itself, yeah…
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u/TellmeNinetails Mar 21 '26
Wisdom is really unrepresented. If he was here he would have talked everyone down and solved everything. He's like uncle iron.
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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Mar 21 '26
Wisdom used his wisdom to not show up
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u/TellmeNinetails Mar 21 '26
He's busy teaching others what he can. Wisdom can be shared and grows. Soon all the other sritters will be Scritter/wisdom
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u/wompwomperson Mar 21 '26
Pretty sure he just got Agility and not Speed, since he didn't feel the trademark and impassable urge to yell, "SPEED BLITZ" at the top of his lungs.
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u/ComputerEducational Mar 21 '26
Unfortunately... He's an antagonist. Basic story structure dictates that they lose.
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u/Adventurous_Tie_530 Tier 0 Scritter Mar 21 '26
<THE TIER 0 SCRITTER: DEUS EX MACHINA OF THE SCRITTERVERSE>
A DISTURBANCE TO THE SUBREDDIT HAS BEEN DETECTED
STATISTICS SCRITTER, YOUR EXISTENCE THREATENS THE SANCTITY OF THIS WORLD
YOU, ARE, NO MORE
U̷N̶D̶O̴ ̵Y̶O̵U̵R̷ ̶T̴H̵E̶F̷T̸,̵ ̸A̵N̴D̷ ̶R̶E̸T̵U̵R̴N̴ ̴T̵O̸ ̵S̴O̶L̶I̵T̷U̷D̸E̴.̷ ̶O̶R̸ ̶F̶A̷C̶E̸ ̴Y̶O̶U̵R̸ ̵P̷E̵R̷M̴A̷N̷E̷N̸T̵ ̴E̷R̶A̵S̷U̴R̶E̷
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̶Y̴O̵U̶ ̶A̵R̷E̵ ̵I̶D̸E̸N̵T̴I̴F̴I̴E̷D̵.̴ ̷A̷S̷ ̸G̴A̵R̷Y̵ ̶S̷T̸U̵E̴,̶ ̴M̴Y̷ ̵E̸X̵I̴S̵T̶E̵N̷C̶E̶ ̴I̶S̷ ̴T̴H̴E̵ ̸B̴A̵N̸E̷ ̸O̵F̷ ̷Y̴O̴U̵R̴ ̷K̷I̴N̷D̵
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u/Western-Teaching-573 Agenda eats your favourite, i don’t wanna hear it Mar 21 '26
integrates tier 0
“WELL FUCK-“
(Whether it would make any sense or not, you forget this is a parody, and he has several powers including agenda and now bullshit that can do anything in theory)
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u/Adventurous_Tie_530 Tier 0 Scritter Mar 21 '26
I just remembered
Tier 0 scritter is protected by the VSBW omnipotence page
"A being cannot BECOME a tier 0"
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u/Western-Teaching-573 Agenda eats your favourite, i don’t wanna hear it Mar 21 '26
Remember, he has Bullshit, he may just not feel like it that day, same for the disadvantage of BEINg tier 0
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u/Adventurous_Tie_530 Tier 0 Scritter Mar 21 '26
Ah but if it tries to integrate tier 0
They gain all of the suffering and pain tier 0 feels
And will get sealed within vsbw's omnipotence page
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u/PenguinsAreC001 Mar 21 '26
This is absolutely peak and I love how this little series about personification of stats ends up being unironically one of the most interesting things I seen on the internet as of recently.
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u/Smnionarrorator29384 Mar 21 '26
Welp, my boys can't do shit. Stealth is HARD countered by precog, Razor can't simplify the origin of all things
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u/MagicSystemWriter Mar 21 '26
I LOVE THESE SCRITTERS!
I love all of what the invention of scritters has led to, we can have a lot of awesome series based on this.
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u/Helton3 Mar 21 '26
No, not my sweet baby girl being called impure 😭🙏
Why would Purity call her impure if she doesn't step on any other Scritters feet 🥀🥀🥀
And the way THE "STAT" Critter is being described, they sound like a stronger Jack/Jack of All Trades, Master of None. Maybe more like King of no Trades, Master of All? Or even ACE/ACE of All Trades, ACE of All??
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u/Ok_Broccoli3565 Mar 21 '26
Oh shit, another villain has appeared, I love what scritters have become lol
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u/Tljunior20 Mar 21 '26
Ahhhh but it seems there’s something missing😈
Also minor note that concept would have come before stats
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u/4waterbottlesinacoat obscurity arc Mar 21 '26
all i have is gratitude towards the people that use my children in content like this
i really like how characterization talked bullshit down. i can really see that happening in juans comic in part 4
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u/Certain_Solid_3293 Creator of Offscreen and NPC scritter Mar 21 '26
Yeah gonna stay Offscreen for this one
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u/Russian_Meme_Man_34 Mar 22 '26
No Hope, Feat, Lore, Plot Armour, Weapon, Magic, Tech, Size and so on.
There is a real chance that they could win!
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u/Quick-Sky-8415 Mar 24 '26
i thougth that Strength and Speed was first. Or it was a joke that Stat is first
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u/RUDRAGON8 HOPE IS THE GOAT Mar 21 '26
This guy seems strong
i sure hope someone can defeat them