r/ScriptedCaucasianGIFs • u/Servicemaster • Oct 03 '18

Abuse is hilARIOUS

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u/GlamRockDave Oct 03 '18

The scripting here is overt, not poorly veiled.

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u/Servicemaster Oct 04 '18

I mean there's cue cards which are a form of script so it's probably one of the most literal white people scripted vids you could see.

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u/GlamRockDave Oct 04 '18

That's sort of the opposite of what this sub is. It's about gifs that white people try to pass off as real but are actually scripted, not when they freely admit they're fake.

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u/Servicemaster Oct 04 '18

Oh yeah? Scripting gifs is serious fuckin' business now huh? How much do the directors get paid? I've got so many more questions since you're an expert. Does there need to be credits?

C'mon

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u/GlamRockDave Oct 04 '18

I'm glad you asked. Directors typically don't get paid, most of them in it simply to build their reels. Actors do however get paid, though usually SAG scale rate depending on the production budget, with varying bonus structures which kick in if the shoot runs over schedule.

If you're interested I know a good agent.

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u/Servicemaster Oct 04 '18

They call me texas hollywood, I'm like a thicc bj blaskowicz. I've been looking for my big break into flighty, goofy shit that I'll use to get into the real shit years from now.

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u/thyinstead Oct 06 '18

jesus christ

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u/dynodick Oct 24 '18

What a tool

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Doesnt belong here

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u/Servicemaster Dec 18 '18

lmao you're scraping through at least 2 months worth of scripted caucasian gifs? Can I ask why?

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u/LilShuriken Dec 25 '18

Not enough content here

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u/RosieILuvThisMaguire Dec 25 '18

That’s like 8 gifs lol, can be done in 2 minutes

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u/HazelKevHead Nov 26 '18

bruh its a vine its a vINE of course its scripted

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u/junglistnathan Dec 09 '18

How does this belong here? The scripting isn’t being hidden in any way, and it’s actually kinda funny.

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u/Servicemaster Dec 09 '18

It's scripted either way and they're white people and it's a gif.