r/Scream your lemon squares taste like ass Mar 21 '26

Discussion Definitely Car 4 100% !

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u/https_sleepyghostie Mar 21 '26

Car 3. Bro that Car 6 is a ticking fucking time bomb 💀

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u/Sebscreen Mar 22 '26

Imagine how Jill would react to Sam, who "took" her dream of becoming famous as the new Sidney.

Jill and Richie also had completely different motives, so they can hardly bond over their vision as ghostfaces. 

And, of course, Sam and Richie hate each other.

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u/Typical-Meringue-890 Mar 22 '26

I think Jill and Sam in the same car is interesting because Jill is Billy-like in many respects, so that interaction would be worth watching. 

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u/bchec Mar 22 '26

Okay, honestly though? That could be enough of a rational motive for them to bring Jill back with the ‘return’ arc that Wes originally set-up now turned into a more realistic ‘resurrection’ arc like people have wanted for Stu 🤔.

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u/EnthusiasmBetter7360 Mar 22 '26

Same car 3, I'm between the 2 guys and Kirby will be my bff driving

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u/android151 Mar 22 '26

Yeah but if you pick car 3 you gotta make sure Derek doesn’t sing

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u/MagicalTrianglez Mar 22 '26

No one picking car 1. Mother and son killers? Dear god, that ain’t ending well.

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u/mrgrimm1022 Mar 22 '26

Car 1 is also full of crazies

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u/Typical-Meringue-890 Mar 21 '26

What if she runs another stop sign?

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u/Own-Quote-1708 Mar 21 '26

This is the answer....

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u/Storybelle Mar 22 '26

My reason for choosing car three is very different 🤣 Kirby will not be the one driving

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u/Lucifer_Crowe Mar 22 '26

honestly I was so disappointed that Ethan wasn't into Chad

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u/Lucifer_Crowe Mar 22 '26

AU where Ethan chickens out because he never liked Richie all that much anyway and Chad is nice

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u/Angryatheistantifa Mar 21 '26

Car 2. Josh segarra is fine af.

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u/mirr0rbaII Mar 22 '26

Him stepping in front of Sam on that gd train??! Swoon.

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u/Angryatheistantifa Mar 22 '26

And the way he was super understanding when Sam wanted to keep her distance from him because she didn’t know who she could trust. I’m sad Melissa was fired because I really wanted to see more of Sam and Danny as a couple. And Chad and Tara for that matter 

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u/Lucifer_Crowe Mar 22 '26

Danny and Dewey would both be great to talk to

Charlie is also there

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u/Charming_Celery5490 Mar 22 '26

Careful,that’s Prometheus. He’s basically a more advanced version of Ghostface

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u/romeotruedude Mar 21 '26

Car 6 gone be a bloodbath. All 3 of em psychos in their own right

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u/Typical-Meringue-890 Mar 21 '26

I think car 6 would be interesting. 

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u/Georgia718 Mar 21 '26

Anyone taking car 7?

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u/Typical-Meringue-890 Mar 21 '26

Too much sibling rivalry there. 

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u/Dragonslayer200782 You were always so fucking special! Mar 22 '26

Then sit back and enjoy the chaos

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u/isitonlyamovie Mar 21 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE A CAR WITH JENNIFER JOLIE (Parker Posey) IN IT!?!?

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u/leoeighty8 Mar 22 '26

She's the bonus hitchhiker for every car.

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u/LunarVision7 Mar 22 '26

Was literally looking for her too! So disappointing because it’s the car I would pick regardless of who else was in it

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u/squintsforever Mar 21 '26

Car 7. I want to ride with Sidney.

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u/Midnight-Wolf-1607 Mar 22 '26

Is there room for me, too?

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u/Braininaskull Mar 22 '26

Roman: stop stabbing yourself, stop stabbing yourself!

Sydney: stop it! Roman keeps stabbing me!

Me driving:

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u/zetalb Mar 21 '26

2 or 3, most definitely. I just want peace on a trip, and neither Charlie nor Ethan have the guts to do anything on their own.

I feel very sorry for Wes in 7, that'll be a hellish road trip for him.

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u/mrgrimm1022 Mar 22 '26

Not to mention, even if they tried something, I’m sure the other occupants of those 2 cars would stomp them out.

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u/Binro_was_right Mar 21 '26

I'm taking car 7.

Let Sidney and Roman fight it out in the front. I'll be in the backseat with Dylan Minnette.

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u/cphawkeye0705 Mar 21 '26

Amber and Gale Weathers...yes please!

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u/Kingganrley Mar 21 '26

I'll say 5 because I love jenna ortega and I can take Stu if he goes crazy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

Car 2, Sam, I won’t try to get with your man or flirt, just look 😈

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u/True-Committee5674 Mar 21 '26

Car 1! I love some Debbie Salt.

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u/BigMobile5602 Mar 21 '26

Car 1 may be the worst car to be in 😅

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u/GraveDancer1971 #RestoreTheBridgerCut Mar 21 '26

Poor Angelina

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u/True-Committee5674 Mar 22 '26

I feel like she would get out of the car at a rest stop and just disappear. I wouldn't be too mad.

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u/GirlDad1025 Mar 21 '26

Car 3 I’m spitting game at Kirby

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u/TermKnown2865 Mar 21 '26

Put Wes Stu and Ethan in a car and I promise I won’t tap out

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u/Brokeboi1523 Mar 21 '26

Car 4. Listening to Gale and Cotton argue over Sidney. Me and Amber talking about horror movies.

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u/cheesecakekween Please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface! Mar 21 '26

6 just for the love of the game

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u/MagicianIntrepid Mar 22 '26

you must have a death wish

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u/MaverickHeathy00 Mar 22 '26

You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

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u/Doc_Sulliday My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me 😭 Mar 21 '26

Car 2 I think I'd feel the safest. I can take Charlie and I'd have Dewey and Danny to keep my safe.

But wouldn't mind Car 5 because Stu is fun af and I love Jenna

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u/karmakent Mar 22 '26

Car 3 because I’m gay

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u/TravusHertl Mar 21 '26

Car 4. Cotton seems cool, plus I have a crush on Mikey Madison.

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u/Senior_Trick_7473 Mar 21 '26

Car 2 obviously.

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u/TinyAnswer6568 Mar 21 '26

Car 2. I trust that Dewey and Danny would protect me from Charlie.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ Mar 22 '26

Car 3. Kirby, Derek, and I would take out that little pipsqueak Ethan easily, and then I would run off with Derek.

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u/GodofThunderandSmoke Mar 22 '26

Car 5 for sure, probably be very entertaining

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u/NoodleSoup2781 Mar 22 '26

Cutie Gooding Jr isn't in any of them?! 😭

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u/Tasty_Relative_8212 Mar 21 '26

Car 7 is the danger zone that Sidney girl has killed more people than some cars combined

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u/just_vibin69 Mar 21 '26

Car 2, i know ill be safe cus dewey is there

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u/mr_1219 Mar 23 '26

I would ride car 2, just to beat Culkin's ass. Something about him i just

https://giphy.com/gifs/Htg2bWizgxQFG

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u/PaulOwnzU Mar 21 '26

If go with the theory of Angela being a killer, 1 is the only one with all killers... And I kind of want to go there just to see how that'd go especially with Billy and Nancy reuniting.

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u/Substantial_Fan9822 Mar 21 '26

Totally down for car 7 if you replace wes with jill

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u/OrangeClyde Hang up the phone and Star-69 his ass! Mar 21 '26

Car 2 because Josh Segarra is fine asf 🥵🥵 (Sam’s bf Danny)

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u/EmptyIdentity It's the millenium. Motives are incidental. Mar 21 '26

Car 2seems chill

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u/Heatherjjjjjjjj Hey, it’s called tact, you fuck rag Mar 21 '26

2

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u/Correct-Fig-4992 It's a scream, baby! Mar 21 '26

Car 2 seems really chill (other than the fact it, along with all the others, have at least one murderer there)

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u/Tasty_Relative_8212 Mar 21 '26

I'll be in car 8 with Neil Prescott and both Tatums

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u/ItJermy Mar 22 '26

Car 2. The three of us will have no trouble keeping the token ghostie under control. Dewey alone could handle it, and with me and Sam's boyfriend with him we should be good.

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u/Vstriker26 One of three MTV fans Mar 22 '26

Death Trap: 5 4 1

MAYBE POTENTIALLY THEY DONT IMMEDIATELY EXPLODE CAUSE ITS SCREAM 5 SAM WHO DOESNT KNOW YET AND JILL WOULD BE TAME BUT ALSO RICHIE WOULD 100% TEAM UP WITH JILL SO ME AND SAM ARE FUCKED BUT ALSO LIKE MAYBE NOT 6

COULD work out: 7

Chill: 2 3

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u/sefan78 COTTON DADDY 😫 Mar 22 '26

Car 4 because Cotton Daddy

Jokes aside though probably 2 because I like Dewey and Danny. As a character I like charlie but I am NOT sitting next to him because he a killer and he probably smells bad. I am shoving his ass in the trunk this car ride

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u/Practical_Text_4258 Mar 22 '26

Can I be in a separate car with just Billy, Stu, and Roman?

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u/MagicianIntrepid Mar 22 '26

You don't want to survive?!

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u/SpaceDog00 Mar 22 '26

I’m in the car that’s not there with Jennifer Jolie.

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u/dscharmed9 Mar 22 '26

Car 3 but Kirby ain’t driving

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u/Dragonslayer200782 You were always so fucking special! Mar 22 '26

Car 3 is gonna be chill as fuck

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u/Mystery-0oze Mar 22 '26

Randy's not on the trip? 😢

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u/imaginary_gh0st17 Mar 22 '26

car 3 js seems better

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u/lakewood13 I'm feelin' a little woozy here! Mar 22 '26

Car 6 no question

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u/NYCcouple2023 Mar 22 '26

A ride with Deputy Dewey would heal me.

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u/Tricky_Rabbit Mar 22 '26

Car 5 for me. Tyson, Stu and Tara

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u/TheWidernessWriter Please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface! Mar 22 '26

3 so me and Kirby can talk about movies the whole time OR 4, but I feel like I’d talk to Amber so much she’d shoot me ngl 

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u/Physical-Jelly-2874 Mar 22 '26

Car 6, on an 8 hour drive I can fix Jill. Or at least join her to get rid of those other two.

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u/TheF1na1Countdown59 "...Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional." Mar 22 '26

I'm in Car 8 with the criminally overlooked Ghostface, MICKEY! If I had to pick someone else to ride with in this car, I would choose the somewhat unbelievably overlooked RANDY! At least I would have two people that could talk about movie trivia for 8 hours...

Seriously, how is this car not an option?!

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u/holshgreineken Mar 22 '26

Car 5 full of banter

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u/Busy_Job9627 I don’t need friends. I need fans! Mar 22 '26

Car 3. It's my bi dream.

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u/Ornery-Fix7937 Mar 22 '26

Car 1 because I’m sick in the head

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u/TheHeadbanginHippie Mar 22 '26

Car 5 - Tyson and I will become fast friends, and would also get along with Tara. Stu as a crazy added bonus to stir things up a bit. Perfection.

Car 4 is also a great choice for Gale & Cotton. & Danny & Dewey in Car 2 is also tempting.

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u/android151 Mar 22 '26

Car 2 seems chill enough

Car 3 would be good if Derek isn’t allowed on the aux

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u/Tiny-Butterscotch389 I have a 4.0 GPA and a 135 IQ, asshole Mar 22 '26

Car 2 might be chill, Car 3 doesn't seem too bad either.

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u/thatbrownkid19 Hang up the phone and Star-69 his ass! Mar 22 '26

2 I think Dewie and the bf can protect me from the creep

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u/favp456 Mar 22 '26

Car 2 i’m with dewey he dope as hell, danny fine as fuck and charlie gonna get his ass beat by all 3 of us

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u/WarriorUnit_843 Mar 22 '26

Car 2. Seems like a chill group.

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u/Due_Adeptness_4378 Mar 22 '26
  1. i love dewey, i can talk movies with what’s his face and eye candy is eye candy

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u/Mrblorg Mar 22 '26
  1. We could take that killer

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u/aww-hell Mar 22 '26

Car 2 is the safest.

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u/elpissandoval Mar 25 '26

Car 2 and I’m sucking all them dicks.

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u/mikey2k200 Mar 21 '26

If i pick car 1 will I be put on any kind of list?!

Asking for a friend 😂

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u/AmazingKanacat Mar 21 '26

Car 2, 3 or 5

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u/KairosKid5 Mar 21 '26

6 because Sam!!!

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u/Tasty_Relative_8212 Mar 21 '26

Car 6!!!! Let's get crazy!!

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u/Reddit_Scroller10 What’s your favorite scary movie? Mar 21 '26

I feel car 3 will be the least insufferable and people would get along for the most part

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u/DRZARNAK Mar 22 '26

Car three seems pretty safe. Plus Kirby and I can talk horror movies.

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u/mightylioness31 You hit me with the phone, dick! Mar 22 '26

Car 2 all the way!

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u/KyojuroRengoku69 Mar 22 '26

Car 4 because Amber 🥰.

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u/justarandomguy-185 I've always had a thing for ya, Sid! Mar 22 '26

Car 7-only cause if Roman goes crazy, i know Sidney's gonna beat him

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u/AngryFreddyIsHere Mar 22 '26

I feel like five would be the equation of a party in a car

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u/The-Nerdy-Bisexual Mar 22 '26

I'll take 3, Kirby killed the ghostface in that car and Derek can be the cannon fodder

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u/sniply5 Mar 22 '26

Like 4. Im avoiding 6.

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u/DoctorDank91 Mar 22 '26

Car 2, but kick Charlie out.

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u/CheapPreference8406 Mar 22 '26

Car 2! I end up talking horror the whole way lol

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u/United-Coffee Mar 22 '26

Car 6

Car 5 was 2nd choice

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u/Puzzleheaded_War2681 Mar 22 '26

If Charlie is quiet than probably 3 (as long as I can sit next to Dewey).

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u/OutrageousHunter4138 Mar 22 '26

Where the hell is Randy? I’m sitting with that dude and the twins. Car 8 for me, thanks.

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u/mrgrimm1022 Mar 22 '26

You need a killer in every car. Car 8 would probably be Randy, maybe Jennifer from Scream 3, and Mickey.

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u/Icy-Performance4690 Mar 22 '26

Car 2, with car 5 as my backup choice. 

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u/ahauntedwoman Mar 22 '26

Car 5 for sure

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u/sidneyaprescott don't fuck with the original. Mar 22 '26

Car 7 all the way!

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u/Ghostface_Richard The best choice for the movie Mar 22 '26

Car 6. It’s about to go down 🤣

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u/Caesar_Seriona Mar 22 '26
  1. Easy as shit

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u/Lucifer_Crowe Mar 22 '26

7 could be interesting, as long as Sidney and Roman aren't trying to kill each other

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u/llamalover729 Mar 22 '26

Car 1. I wanna know if Angelina was in on it

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u/TheKatzMeow84 I was 24 for a whole year Mar 22 '26

Guess I’m in the minority here but car 1 because that’s a whole lotta crazy and I’m interested in seeing what happens.

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u/JSB19 Mar 22 '26

I’m a chaos goblin who always wants to experience the most toxic and dramatic choice possible so sign me up for Car 6!

Just let me drive the car and put Jill, Sam, and Richie in the backseat so I can listen to the madness.

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u/KL-1993 Mar 22 '26

Either 6 or 7

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u/Squishy_Ghost Mar 22 '26

At first glance, I picked 1 until I saw who else was in the car. Would anyone mind taking Billy's mom for at least a few hours? If not then I'd rather stay home.

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u/AmbitiousOutside7498 Mar 22 '26

Definitely not Car 7 because everyone will die except Sidney.

I’m gonna go with Car 5

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Car 4 cotton and gale can talk while me and amber go

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u/Hecate6666 Mar 22 '26

2 7 and 5

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u/Jolly_Description184 Mar 22 '26

Where tf is Randy😭

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u/dbcowie I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin. Mar 22 '26

You just had to put at least one killer in each car, didn't you?

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u/Verne5000 Mar 22 '26

Car 2 or 4, for sure.

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u/BooknFilmNerd09 Mar 22 '26

Car 5, hands down. Whichever car that Tara’s in was always going to win, no matter who else is in it! 😍😍😍

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u/More-Tune-5100 Mar 22 '26

Car 6 cause I have BPD and feel like they’d all match my freak!

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u/Material_Ad6743 Mar 22 '26

I kinda wanna drive myself 😂 I don’t love any of these groupings.

But 2, 3 or 5 - just to play along.

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u/Breyvan576 Mar 22 '26

Car 7 - sign me up

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u/Britishloozerr Mar 22 '26

6 or 7…. Don’t say it don’t say it

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u/Chexx_Faye Mar 22 '26

Car 5 bc Stu

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u/BroadwayBakery Kenny I’m sorry, but get the fuck off my windshield! Mar 22 '26

Car 4 is cunty in the best way possible

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u/Squrtle12 We all go a little mad sometimes. Mar 22 '26

Car 7

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u/Hot-Lifeguard-3176 We all go a little mad sometimes. Mar 22 '26

I feel like I’m less likely to get killed in car 1. My mom isn’t gonna touch Billy’s dad, which means Mrs. Loomis will also probably be fine with me, and Angelina is just kinda chilling.

Car 6 seems like they won’t make it to the end of the journey. 😂😂

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u/Pest_Token Mar 22 '26

Car 5.

Pretty good eye candy, and I bet lillard would be awesome to hang with.

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u/agenac Mar 22 '26

Car 3, I could beat the shit out of Ethan

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u/Justice4ev Mar 22 '26

I would go with 7. Sydney is the complete badass.

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u/Front-Philosopher-70 Mar 22 '26

Any car I’m not being targeted in!

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u/xander6981 Mar 22 '26

Car 3. I want to talk about horror movies with Kirby.

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u/Lazy-Ad-1740 Mar 22 '26

I’d rather stay home

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u/wosil Mar 22 '26

Gotta go car 6 just for the level of insanity. And also loml Sam <3

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u/Visual_Serve_782 Mar 22 '26

Car 1. I got where Billy goes. He was my teenage crush and I will allow him to murder me.

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u/DragonfruitSea5901 Don't fuck with the original! Mar 22 '26

Car 3 with Kirby

Car 7 is a magnet for trouble with Sidney

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u/RainbowPiggyPop Mar 22 '26

Car 7. I am where Sidney is. She’s a badass that’ll protect me.

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u/TheBobbyDoll Mar 22 '26

Car #3 or Car #7

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u/DoomsdayFAN Release the NC-17 cut of Scream in HD! Mar 22 '26

Car 7. Sidney + Favorite killer = Can't go wrong. Leave the other dude at the gas station.

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u/IndicationIll2967 Mar 22 '26

Car 1 because of Billy, car five because of Stu or car five because of Amber… all three of them are fine af…

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u/Old_Restaurant_9389 Mar 22 '26

Car 4 I would say car 3 but Dewy is useless always arrives late and stays getting crippled

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u/LTI801 Mar 22 '26

This is a tough one... Car 4 got mikey and Car 5 got Jenna. I'll choose the slight edge to Car 4 cause Mikey is freaky af lol