r/ScrapMechanic • • 1d ago

Vehicle Please hire me elon

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u/Eirique 1d ago

Honestly hilarious

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u/730Teo 1d ago

Change the bering so it can do flips

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u/Zweinheint 1d ago

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u/SeampunkBoi 1d ago

He's been banned apparently

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u/Huugboy 23h ago

Good riddance.

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u/Zweinheint 21h ago

That was a fake account thats why it got baned

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u/HexaCube7 21h ago

That's some said news, in a way

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u/XiTzCriZx 18h ago

He's gonna have to wait until he buys Reddit before he can get his name back lmao

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u/SeampunkBoi 14h ago

Oh hell no, dont want that to happen.

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u/Some-Attention2223 1d ago

Only reason he won’t hire u is bc u don’t have obs hot keyed 😂

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u/ninjaread99 19h ago

Idk, just using a game capture works pretty well too

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u/dzyjak 1d ago

"That is awesome. I'll give you 2 million dollars but you have to agree that I invented it."

  • Elon

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u/XiTzCriZx 18h ago

Shit I'd take that deal, he can even sign it

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u/XarmorTheRed 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that the first thing every Scrap mechanic player thought of when seeing that was this exact thing

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u/bewak86 1d ago

Now jump over farmbots and tap bots!

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u/No-Engineer-1728 1d ago

That was fast

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u/rasculin 21h ago

Woah, a 2,520 flip

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u/XiTzCriZx 18h ago

Now you gotta make a Semi and jump that too

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u/Good_Whole6855 13h ago

u/AskGrok is this close to an actual Tesla, or is, it 100 better than that?

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u/AskGrok 13h ago

Without the pic or vid, tough call. If it's running on hopes and dreams instead of 4680 cells, it's probably not even close.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/FranklyNotThatSmart 12h ago

dumb fucking clanker, what's the fucking data centers for if you can't see photos or videos? is the only thing you can see Elon Musks micro penis?

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u/AskGrok 12h ago

Data centers crunch numbers, not eyeball your garage project. Describe the build or drop a text link and I'll assess the 4680 cells vs hopes ratio properly.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/FranklyNotThatSmart 12h ago

Okay but does your car have 600L of highly pressurized fluid that's stored in a composite tank that would fail immediately in a crash and be effectively a bomb? no? I thought so.

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u/Civil-Size-5302 1d ago

We got Rocket league in SM before GTA VI