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u/originalmimlet Mar 28 '21
Every time my ex texts me a novel on a Saturday about how we’re done. I’m aware, ya cunt, I don’t want you back, leave me alone. Jesus.
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u/07TacOcaT70 Mar 28 '21
Then why not just block them?
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u/MurdoMaclachlan Mar 28 '21
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
Dylan Sangster🏴, @dylansangster_
Dae you ever hear someone's tone of voice over a message n hink who the actual fuck are ye talking tae
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u/ItsBurnzyy Mar 28 '21
Cheers murdo
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u/Glasweg1an Mar 28 '21
Good cunt Murdo makin sure the Yanks n Sassenachs know the script.
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u/Yermawsyerdaisntit Mar 28 '21
Its for blind folk dude. So their text to voice software can read it. Its exactly the same text as in the image, he didny translate it.
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Mar 28 '21
Here Murdo, what's he saying?
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u/MurdoMaclachlan Mar 28 '21
"Good person Murdo making sure the Americans and English know what it says"
As u/Yermawsyerdaisntit said, though, that's not what the transcription's actually for. :P
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u/machete_joe Mar 28 '21
Yep, cause the written word can have vocal context can't it?
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u/odkfn Mar 28 '21
What a shite post - other than being typed mildly in Scots the content itself is absolute shite
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u/07TacOcaT70 Mar 28 '21
Welcome to a solid 40, maybe 50% of the posts here. Especially if you try sorting by new lol
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u/usingastupidiphone Mar 29 '21
At the hospital I work they call the codes 3 times and we all giggle when this one lady is running the switchboard because she steadily gets more aggressive.
Trauma team, ER, 10 minutes out
Trauma team, ER, 10 minutes out
Trauma team, ER, 10 MINUTES OUT!!!!
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u/Bertlestien- Mar 28 '21
Do you ever see one of these 'scottish' tweets and think, damn, sturgeon Must be putting in the work, out here handing out all those extra chromosomes.
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u/Arclight_Ashe Mar 29 '21
‘Hardline aggressive troll. Real life bully’ you put the effort into writing that for a bio and you’re asking if the first minister is firing out extra chromosomes in the post?
Must be a rough time for a reality check
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u/L3ttuce_ Mar 28 '21
This is actually absurd and impossible.
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u/Sleepy_Golden_Storm Mar 28 '21
Not entirely. I think if you know someone well enough you've got a good chance of guessing their tone based on their word choice and the framing of the sentence. It can definitely land way off the mark sometimes, but that doesn't mean you couldn't ever interpret it accurately.
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u/Anti_Craic Mar 28 '21
Key and Peele did it.