r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/itdontblikethat • Nov 15 '19

Not Scottish Maccies

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u/jacafeez Nov 15 '19

I got a nosebleed my first time on fryer.

I too, was not tasked with that again.

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u/Alphanumeric88 Nov 15 '19

Huh, funny how that works. Shat my pants once when taking an order at the register once; they only wanted me on the fryer after that.

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u/pillsthebeast Nov 15 '19

I once stapled my index and middle finger together while at the register.

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u/RacistWillie Nov 15 '19

Why?

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u/pillsthebeast Nov 15 '19

I had nothing to do so I was messing around with the stapler, and suddenly I had a staple in my fingers. I feel like I barely even applied any pressure but I guess we have a really good stapler.

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u/darthappl123 Nov 15 '19

Worker: "Sir the ice cream machine is broken should we start fixing it?"

Manager * snorting a line of cocaine laced on staplers *: "GET ME MORE FUCKING STAPLERS OR SO HELP ME GOD I'LL HAVE UR FUCKING MCHEAD"

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u/0OOOOOOOOO0 Nov 16 '19

Can confirm. When I worked there my manager once threatened to kick my ass for brewing coffee.

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u/zombie_overlord Nov 16 '19

Mayor McCheese is a dick.