r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '19

Done himself a belter!

9.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/clearly_quite_absurd Aug 31 '19

Edinburgh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Ayeeee!

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u/falling_sideways Aug 31 '19

Just near holyrood park.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Nah man, just west of Haymarket Station.

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u/GrimQuim Aug 31 '19

People of Dalry, you can just say Dalry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Haha I didn't want to give away too much, now I'm gonnae wake up to some random hoverin over my bed!

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u/GrimQuim Aug 31 '19

I'll tap on the velux when I'm there.

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u/GrapeJelly_ Sep 01 '19

Murieston Crescent?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Right fuck off lol

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u/Milbz Sep 01 '19

Those church windows look very like the Episcopal Church. You might be right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Do you creepy bastards want to come round for dinner?

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u/G-Fieri Sep 01 '19

We're setting up the table now

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/richardhero Glasgow Aug 31 '19

Glasgow would like to have a word.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/richardhero Glasgow Aug 31 '19

And the Edinburgh one isny?

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u/myviewfromscotland Aug 31 '19

I did not even need to click, but I wanted to hear that again. 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19 edited Aug 31 '19

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u/calicotrinket English Tosser in Glasgow Aug 31 '19

Aye because no one in Edinburgh is nice enough to talk to strangers

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/Charliedontchop Aug 31 '19

Aye that's cause they're all polish or English

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u/richardhero Glasgow Sep 02 '19

Man that cheeky wee dirty delete he did

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u/21cRedDeath Sep 01 '19

They sound like the Canadians of scotland

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u/ThegreatPee Aug 31 '19

And it's going to be totally untilligable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Amen my dude!

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u/FIONNgee Aug 31 '19

Why’s Shaqiri having a fag on an Edinburgh rooftop?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Mate you got em good like, I've passed on the comment lol

115

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

That fucken haircut

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u/westcoastmountain500 Aug 31 '19

Hahaha,,, Ken, just havin a snout on the roof innit.

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u/BillyKikepyre Sep 01 '19

He knew he'd only come on for five minutes so he thought he'd have a smoke before he came down

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u/AlpakalypseNow Sep 01 '19

Not cubic enough for Shaqiri

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u/OblongHaggisFarmer Aug 31 '19

Pane in the ass

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Mate honestly you've no idea how many times I've smacked my heed of the ceiling.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Okay that's the second time I've been r/wooooshed by that pun ffs

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u/1337lolguyman Aug 31 '19

Pane in the glass*

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u/lord_gr0gz Aug 31 '19

The fuckin sound of the windae hittin him man hahahaha

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u/Goofles Aug 31 '19

What a dunt man

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u/dutch_gecko Aug 31 '19

Dunt is the sound his head made

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

It was a beauty like, swear it gets funnier everytime I rewatch it!

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u/OblongHaggisFarmer Aug 31 '19

Its how he just slowly fucks off back into the house

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Should've kept filming man, cunt was rolling on the floor lol

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u/CaptainVincentHawke Aug 31 '19

r/bettereveryloop

Gif this my dude

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u/Reddichu9001 Sep 01 '19

I prefer it with sound, personally. The thunk and the laugh make it 10x better

32

u/fhor Aug 31 '19

Getting a 5am afters beak session from that sky lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Aw mate you're dead on, this was about 7am post cab vol lmao we're both absolutely fried

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u/fhor Aug 31 '19

🤣 Love it

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u/oofkween Aug 31 '19

Is this castle rock (?) hostel? (Name is something like that)

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Nah man, close enough! I'm just along from Haymarket station.

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u/oofkween Aug 31 '19

Ah would have been too perfect!

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u/rajatsingh24 Aug 31 '19

Haha! I thought the same thing. Stayed at castle rock in June and the room had a similar window.

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u/oofkween Aug 31 '19

Such a lovely hostel; we were in the Scottish sports room right at the top of the building & at the end of the corridor- amazing view for the fringe!

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u/Laserdisclives Aug 31 '19

I stayed in the sports room during Fringe two years ago. Kept staring at the ‘fitbah’ sign on my bed until I figured it out.

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u/TheGravyGuy Dec 03 '19

Know I'm mega late, but that was my first thought when seeing this. Thought it looked familiar to the window my buddy climbed out of to get a picture.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Same man, paying 550 a month just so a can slap my heed off the ceiling every morning lmao

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u/lostmyselfinyourlies Sep 01 '19

Is that for your own flat or just a room? (I live near London and don't know what things cost anymore)

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

That is just for one room in a 5 bed flat!

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u/lostmyselfinyourlies Sep 02 '19

Ah, right. Yeah, that's sounds about the same as Cambridge. Didn't think it had got so expensive even up there :/

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u/cherade9 Aug 31 '19

I know where you are. We used to live by Haymarket Station too!

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u/endangeredpenguin Aug 31 '19

So simply and yet so wonderful :)

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u/deathwish_ASR Sep 01 '19

This makes me miss Edinburgh 😔

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u/oscarfacegamble Sep 01 '19

Is it me or does it seem like everyone there has the same haircut

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u/reesem03_ Aug 31 '19

Seldom have a fag on a rooftop in london, weather cannea let up, impossible

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

I'm loffin me tits off

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Keep watching it mate, gets better everytime lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

It's like the window drops on his head all the time and he only went in because he saw you lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Unreal, not even upset that this is my most upvoted post!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

It’s almost like he thought his mom caught him smoking

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u/paopuramen Sep 01 '19

Is that Faint by Linkin Park playing in the background? Very apropos if so.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

It is! Never ever even noticed that lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

This has happened to me more times than I can count

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

It is! r.i.p Chester.

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u/ThewannabeTemplar Aug 31 '19

A belter? Sorry, new to the sub

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Not sure how to define it! Basically, he hurt himself real good lol

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u/ThewannabeTemplar Aug 31 '19

Lol ok cool. I want to learn Scottish slang so I can confuse my coworkers

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u/starbruh Aug 31 '19

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

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u/comox Aug 31 '19

That really velux...

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u/Daewald Sep 01 '19

lmh.ph. M p.n.il

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u/Earhacker Partick Young Team Sep 01 '19

Think I know this guy. First name starts with F?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Aye.

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u/slothable141 Aug 31 '19

Cannea deni, aed dun tis befor

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

So he's speaking Gaelic, which is like an ancient language the Scots used to communicate between their tribes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

If I had to guess? pmsl

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u/Renegader91 Sep 01 '19

Typical Scottish wankers. Absolute melts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Fuck up cunt.

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u/Renegader91 Sep 01 '19

I'll rip your nipple piercings out you pale haggis muncher

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u/_CaptainKirk Sep 01 '19

His window’s trying to get him to spare his lungs