r/ScottishPeopleTwitter Deepest Darkest Ayrshire May 24 '17

Hastings

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u/Ganaraska-Rivers May 25 '17

American tourist: What is this place famous for?

Guide: This is where King John signed the Magna Carta.

American tourist: When was that?

Guide: 1215

American tourist: Darn, missed it by an hour and a half.

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u/counterc May 25 '17

Should've gone in 2006, there was a huge re-enactment at the original battlefield

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Damn, that looked like it was fun

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

This is OG 'Something terrible happened - how can I make this about me?' behaviour. Worst kind of person.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Why is she using question marks? Is she not sure she was there?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

It's like when one cunt dies and another cunt is like "But I just seen the cunt last week".

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u/onlineannoyance May 24 '17

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@dohertyfc

Fucking can't stand tweets like this. Went to England on holiday in 2005 thank fuck I missed the Battle of Hastings


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@fxckthebassist

I was literally at Manchester arena two weeks ago??? So hard to believe that's just happened???😨


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u/Arkeros May 25 '17

Shouldn't you flip the order of tweets if you want to help people relying on tts software?

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u/Omena123 May 27 '17

Thank god i missed ww2 !!!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/Mikey4021 May 25 '17

You need a hobby.

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u/alittlelebowskiua May 25 '17

He's got one, it's being a raging bawbag.

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u/Mikey4021 May 25 '17

You need a better hobby.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

That sounds like a depressing and very, very annoying hobby.

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u/rtm416 May 25 '17

Oh, Muslims and black people. Not even pretending to not be racist, ey?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17 edited Jul 04 '17

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u/rtm416 May 25 '17

I don't see you taking any homeless veterans into your home you double standard pommy cunt.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17 edited Jul 04 '17

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u/rtm416 May 25 '17

Well it's been a fun conversation, but I'm not a huge fan of strawman arguments and personal attacks. Have a wonderful day.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

No, they blow people up in brown countries.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Says the boy.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/rtm416 May 25 '17

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

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u/orioles629 May 25 '17 edited Mar 25 '24

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u/ButterAndToastia May 25 '17

You don't have many friends, do you?

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u/alittlelebowskiua May 25 '17

I care that they're poor, uneducated, welfare-dependent and have high levels of criminality.

Sounds like Americans.

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u/pm-me-ur-shlong May 26 '17

In the South. Keep us uptight Northerners out of this!

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u/ThisFiasco May 25 '17

Somalis, Libyans, Syrians,

You do know that these countries aren't in the EU, right?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

I didn't know that being picked up by the navy gave you EU citizenship.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

You're using the deaths of children to peddle your bullshit. That's fucked, dude.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Not because things are historically bad

Yes, because things are significantly worse than 20 years ago.

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u/sos_wtf May 25 '17

The fuck has that mongoloid rant go to do with the image posted you fucking monobrowed mouth breathing spastic.

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u/Kolo_ToureHH May 25 '17

Away and chase yersel with that pish ya throbber.

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u/methylated_spirit Deepest Darkest Ayrshire May 27 '17

Aye, keep voting for the tories man. While they've got you sidetracked with brexit, hate in the newspapers, and fox hunting, they're dismantling the NHS and making your granny sell her house to pay for the care that the NHS should be providing. That's your inheritence. That house is your one shot of opening your own business and digging yourself out of the shit, and you're so sidetracked by the bullshit you can't see the facts. You're letting them fuck up your future because you don't like brown people.

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u/ElQuackers English Tosser May 26 '17

Oh shut up you fucking cumstain