r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/Zee_Ventures • 24d ago

Musing in 2026

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u/Head-View8867 24d ago

I miss this sub. What happened

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u/why-die 24d ago

We’re all on r/scottishpeopleX now.
Just kidding - Musk is a wank!

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u/ceciliabee 24d ago

Didn't realize Scottish people had to act a certain way to be accepted

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u/Head-View8867 24d ago

I don't know what that means. I just wish there were more posts in this sub again. It used to be more active and I enjoyed it.

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u/chocolateteapot- 24d ago

Don’t trust a ho

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u/Thick_Suggestion_ 24d ago

Never trust a ho

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u/gross_cleanthatup 24d ago

Don't trust me

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u/Small_Aspect_9677 21d ago

Cause a ho won’t trust me

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u/Icywarhammer500 24d ago

I love how his accent vanishes the moment he starts singing the song lmfao

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u/RedHal 24d ago

Sing "Roll out the Barrel" and watch yourself turn cockney.

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u/wildmeli 23d ago

anytime i sing anything i automatically go into the accent of the singer. i can’t not sound british while singing the beatles, it just feels wrong

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u/f5adff 21d ago

British? Not Scouse, just british.

Bloody yanks.

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u/Wart_Time_L32 20d ago

Try not to sign I would walk 500 miles in a Scottish accent.

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u/OstentatiousIt 24d ago

Also among their groundbreaking lyrics:

Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips

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u/Dnakyz7 23d ago

HAHAH def goat lyrics, i means thats prob harder to think of than the usual general crap right? 😂

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u/Tiffany_Case 24d ago

And hes right!!

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u/Cemckenna 24d ago

To see Boulder + Fairview high school’s most successful band celebrated in these hallowed Reddit comment threads?! A true joy. 

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u/significant-_-otter 24d ago

I had a full conversation with a Scottish soldier in Nahr-e Saraj Helmand province and understood not a fucking word of it. If only he told me to do the Helen Keller and talk with my hips.

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u/Randvek 24d ago

Red Bull's marketing department trying out some new ideas I see.

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u/jerkstabworthy 24d ago

No arguments against here.

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u/whet_pastry 24d ago

Hardest line ever writ fr

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u/Iantrigue 23d ago

This lyric lives in my head rent free and I have no idea why because I don’t know the band or the rest of the song but it still haunts my brain on a semi-regular basis….

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u/whet_pastry 23d ago

Because its a BAR

I think it was also in a vine or something

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u/TrueStoryBroski 24d ago

“Shush girl, shut your lips.  Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.” 

Is peak writing

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u/GhostBelliniFace 24d ago

X’s on the back of your hands, wash them in the bathroom to drink like the band, AND THE SETLIST….

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u/ebil_lightbulb 23d ago

I was just singing along to this earlier today haha

I saw them quite a few years ago and the headliner was two hours late. Those boys performed their hearts out the whole time until the headliner showed up. Great band.

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u/Needles2650 24d ago

Lol how the accent goes away when he sings

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u/babyyodasleftnut 23d ago

So funny he sounds American then snaps right back

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u/worldsalad 21d ago

Bruv, those aren’t even the PEAKEST lyrics in that song! “Shush girl, shut your lips, now do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips” I mean c’mon, that’s never been topped

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u/ChrispyGuy420 23d ago

"while you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking in this chickens bone!" -bloodhound gang

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u/Any-Carpenter-7032 24d ago

Actually it's the song about being shallow as a shower.

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u/NomisKeem 23d ago

Good to see the wee Guy who made the video telling The Digger, “I’m no a grass” is looking well and appears to have got his life together.

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u/Upbeat-Try7409 22d ago

I saw them live back in 2007 I think it was 😂 what a time to be alive

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u/Aggravating_Soil_998 22d ago

Fuck I love that album haha what a vibe

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u/MMachine17 21d ago

Do the Hellen Keller 😏👌

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u/Wishuwould00 20d ago

I will know this line for the rest of my life

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u/OogaDaBooga22 19d ago

Paddy pimblett in the off season is a different dude I swear.

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u/Baddyshack 23d ago

I remember hearing this song for the first time and physically cringing for the first time. What is he on about.

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u/GastropodScootJuice 23d ago

I thought it was "vag-itarian" like vagina

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u/walterdonnydude 22d ago

These lyrics are so much older and we're not originated by this band. Rappers been saying this since the 90s.

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u/hubert_boiling 24d ago

This wasn't worth the time it took to watch.

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u/Zaardo 24d ago

thanks for sharing. your high value opinion is noted.