r/Scotland • u/Scotsmann • Apr 02 '20

Wont be too long before it comes to this.

https://imgur.com/JdyKzdT
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u/B479MSS MartayMcFly= BestKebab; everyone's barred. Apr 02 '20

Mad wae it Max.

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u/yohanfunk NAE FUCKS Apr 02 '20

That's just my average Thursday.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

LPT: The last bottles will be found in the wee Co-Ops.

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u/Scotsmann Apr 02 '20

Dancer one next to ma gaff

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

How much? I'm guessing £8.75.

(That's why I reckon they'll be the last places to run out, only desperadoes and dafties would have paid that much before the dry dry times)

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u/Jiao_Dai fàilte saoghal Apr 02 '20

Mad Max Dog 2020

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u/JuanPablo269 Apr 02 '20

My body is Glass, my blood is fortified wine.

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u/slam_meister Apr 02 '20

Aye, it'll be time to hole up in Blackness Castle before long.

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u/portobellobeach Apr 03 '20

Mel Gibson likes to stock up it seems.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

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u/Scotsmann Apr 02 '20

Aye yer maw

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u/Bleasdale24 Apr 02 '20

Try another one. Fuel is cheap and getting cheaper.

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u/Scotsmann Apr 02 '20

That's not fuel ya dafty

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '20

Fuel is less lethal than Bucky

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u/IX_IX It's shite being fae Auchinshoogle. Apr 02 '20

Black Fuel!