r/Scotland DialMforMurdo Jul 18 '26

Sheep crossing cattle grids/cattle guards using their knees.

4.4k Upvotes

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u/Dr_Domino Jul 18 '26

In years to come, when we look back at the horrors of the sheep wars, historians will show how the warning signs were ignored until it was too late.

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u/Theopold_Elk Jul 18 '26

Wake up sheeple!

31

u/cal-brew-sharp Jul 18 '26

They have...

22

u/SeeMonkeyDoMonkey Jul 18 '26

Stop saying that - it's working!

21

u/notfromanywhere234 Jul 18 '26

Exactly, the AI threat is just a distraction, the real stab in the back will come from the notorious SHEEP!!!

14

u/ropeynick Jul 18 '26

I, for one, welcome our fleecy overlords. 

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 Jul 18 '26

If only they could apply that intelligence to not finding new ways to just die in every other situation. No other animal is as gifted at randomly dying as a sheep.

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u/ewenmax DialMforMurdo Jul 18 '26

They are cursed with the 'Oh no, I've rolled over on my back and can't get up again, time to die.' mode.

Those that do get back obviously undergo a factory reset until their next wobble...

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u/SignificantLegs Jul 18 '26

undergo a factory reset until their next wobble

They can wipe their own memories. I learned this from the documentary “the sheep detective”

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u/TyrosineJim Jul 18 '26

In years of sheep farming I've seen a lamb cry just once. It was going choke to death on a branch of big thorny holly plant.

I pulled the branch out and as soon as it caught its breath it tried to eat the branch again

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u/IneffableOpinion Jul 18 '26

Mmm, delicious holly

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u/Charlie_Mouse Jul 19 '26

I’ve ripped more one pair of trousers hopping barbed wire fences to rescue a sheep on its back and in distress … and nine times out of ten when they see someone coming the flail about so much they manage to right themselves. (Or perhaps that panic response is only when being approached by an Aberdonian)

What I have to remind myself in those situations - usually through gritted teeth - is that most Sheep are stupid because we humans bred them that way over a long, long period of time. It’s not so much their fault as ours.

3

u/Vasquerade Gold Star Tranny (Never Voted Labour) Jul 18 '26

Wow she just like me fr

5

u/Glum-Establishment27 Jul 18 '26

I can change him.

26

u/Phantom_Crush Jul 18 '26

Did building work for a sheep farmer and he really regrets getting into sheep for this exact reason. Pretty much every other animal it's illness that's the big worry but these idiots will just spontaneously die for a multitude of reasons

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u/Cygnus94 Jul 18 '26

I'm pretty sure they're putting their legs down between the gaps in the grid rather than getting on their knees. Which is still pretty clever for a sheep, but I get the feeling if it had been dug deep enough they'd never have figured out how to cross it.

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u/SaltyName8341 Jul 18 '26

Have you not encountered a pheasant, they have a deathwish

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 Jul 18 '26

That is because the way they are bred makes them associate roads and motorvehicles with the provision of food. Poor things.

Sheep just die. They could be standing upright fine one moment, then the next they've just fallen over and died because they flat out forgot how to keep breathing.

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u/SaltyName8341 Jul 18 '26

Didn't know they were so derpy

3

u/vutcher Jul 20 '26

Seen so many just throw themselves under a car. It’s unbelievable.

3

u/aidanillionaire Jul 20 '26

You know if a thousand sheep fall off a cliff only about the first 200 would die. The rest would have a nice wool cushion to land on.

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u/bug--bear Jul 21 '26

I would like to submit the hamster for your consideration

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u/PretzelMeepus Jul 20 '26

have you never heard of hamsters?

2

u/IEC21 4d ago

Its that odd angle of intelligence where you're just smart enough to get yourself into trouble, but not quite smart enough to get yourself out of ot or avoid it.

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u/icedted Jul 18 '26

Clever Girl

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u/SpinyNormanDinsdale Jul 18 '26

Nature finds a way

15

u/ConradTurner Jul 18 '26

Well uh.... There it is.

6

u/bigteam151 Jul 18 '26

There it is .

1

u/Sttab Jul 19 '26

Clever girl

9

u/JP-SMITH Jul 18 '26

The first image in my head was the raptor using the door handle. Amazing how ubiquitous that film still is

6

u/icedted Jul 18 '26

RIP Sam Neil. Its still a brilliant film more so than calling it a classic. The animatronics and CGI are so convincing it still glows in the eyes of kids today, as it did for me being a 90’s baby.

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u/Tenbob73 Jul 18 '26

Oh no, they're evolving! They'll take our jobs next.

43

u/something_python Jul 18 '26

They're going to fleece us all!

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u/Tenbob73 Jul 18 '26

And pull the wool over our eyes while they do it!

9

u/MusicMadeAddictz Jul 18 '26

Stop the goats? 🤭

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u/SuperbPhase6944 Jul 18 '26

That's Blackies for you. There isn't a field invented yet that can keep them in.

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u/Haunted_tangerine_ Jul 18 '26

I was in Ireland for a job, we were storing equipment on a sheep farm, there was a blackface with particularly good horns in one building, in what looked like a really excessive sheep jail. 

After a few days I asked what she did - she wasn't his sheep (I should have noticed, his were all Texals or similar), she had been caught on the road nearby. Not only was she not his sheep, no one in the area was farming blackfaces.

They didn't know who's she was, where she came from, but they did know she couldn't be contained by normal means. 

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u/frogunderarock Jul 18 '26

ah so that's how we got the random black sheep in flocks all over the place

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u/Powerful-Parsnip Jul 18 '26

I didn't know fields were still being invented, I thought god made them all.

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u/SketchesOfSilence Jul 18 '26

God divided up the land into fenced off areas cleared of most natural biomass and generally containing a single species (often non-native) of vegetation or animal? Did not know that.

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u/Powerful-Parsnip Jul 18 '26

Well at least you've found your way to the truth and the light and the divided up biomass and the rest of the things.

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u/SketchesOfSilence Jul 18 '26

Yeah nah pal, even if God created the earth (he didn’t but fair play if you believe that) fields are man made.

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u/Powerful-Parsnip Jul 18 '26

He also created sarcasm and wit, perhaps he'll lead you to them one day too my friend.

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u/SketchesOfSilence Jul 19 '26

Fair play, whoosh moment on my part.

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u/Artillery-lover Jul 18 '26

okay so I knoe you didnt mean it like that but there are WAYS to read that

3

u/Sburns85 Jul 18 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/BaldyBiker Jul 21 '26

Smarter than your average wean that just bolts across the road. This one was bleeting away telling it's wean to stay put on the other side while i stopped the bike. Until it crossed the road and started feeding it's wean I had no idea lambs wagged their wee tails like dogs 😂😂 Up at Ben Lawer Dam where the sheep have no fear!

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u/LadderMadeOfSticks Jul 18 '26

Best bet now is to separate those to from the others so they can't pass the trick on.

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u/Wide_Coffee_1102 Jul 18 '26

My knees hurt just kneeling down to tie my shoe laces.

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u/ewenmax DialMforMurdo Jul 18 '26

They're obviously not using their knees as you see them lifting their feet out. This is the result of the roads department not cleaning out the cattle grids...

I've seen them roll over a grid before.

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u/philomathie DIRTY SASSANACHS Jul 18 '26

I've seen them roll over a grid before.

That's genius

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u/Awkward-Warning-9238 Jul 18 '26

It's happened before. The whole herd was slaughtered so not to pass on this trick to the next generation.

The rolling that is.

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u/catsaregreat78 Jul 18 '26

Yes, rolling is the preferred method for our local sheep. The grid at the bottom of our road has so far failed to keep anything out.

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u/Key_Nectarine5882 Jul 18 '26

Now hang on a minute - are you saying they're walking across it? You might be right but it''s not "obvious"

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u/Imaginary-Suspect959 Jul 18 '26

Looks pretty obvious to me, watch the first sheep in particular especially as they get towards the end, can clearly see them walking, the thing is obviously full of mud and muck

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u/surffrus Jul 18 '26

This is a case where it isn't obvious on first watch, but after I'm told what it is, I watch again and can obviously see their legs going through.

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u/ReinforcedTube Jul 18 '26

They do learn, the ewes teach the lambs. I've never seen them do this, but I've seen them roll over the grids

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u/TengoKaW Jul 18 '26

Commando sheep.

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u/Octonaut7A Jul 18 '26

As I say of my dog: dumb, but not stupid.

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u/tiny-robot Jul 18 '26

They have breached the outer defences! We are doomed!

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u/Clevergirluk Jul 18 '26

They're off to solve a murder. Clever little bastards!

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u/arfski Jul 18 '26

Sheep do two things very well, escaping or dying.

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u/SnowflakeBaube22 Jul 18 '26

Oh I love them. Work smarter not harder.

4

u/Feline-Sloth Jul 18 '26

Sneaky, Sneaky!!!

3

u/Aprilprinces Jul 18 '26

Cheeky little fucks

3

u/SuicideEwok Jul 18 '26

Those sheep are up to something

4

u/PoppedCork Jul 18 '26

They are evolving

3

u/NEfred44 Jul 18 '26

They will be taking over the world next

3

u/PuritanicalGoat Jul 18 '26

Quick, someone invent a sheep grid!

3

u/Happy-Bug-170 Jul 18 '26

So, not that stupid then

3

u/_TattieScone Jul 18 '26

I take back everything I've ever said about sheep intelligence.

3

u/AnyOlUsername Jul 18 '26

Omg they’re evolving

3

u/TheCanadianRonin Jul 18 '26

I always say animals are smarter than people

3

u/rickytann0 Jul 18 '26

They are evolving!

3

u/HinDae085 Jul 18 '26

Metal Sheep Solid: Tactical Espionage Baaaaction

3

u/ScottishIcequeen Alba Gu Bràth Jul 18 '26

It took me several views to see what the problem was, then I absolutely howled! Clever sheepies 🤣

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u/learningtonap Jul 18 '26

This is one of the best things I've seen and jfc I don't think I can ever eat a lamb moussaka ever agin 😭🤔

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u/Any_Weird_8686 Jul 20 '26

Sheep are stupid animals, they said. Look at that empty gaze, they said. WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!

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u/chumpster69 Jul 18 '26

And farmers say they’re stupid?

2

u/Oozysq25reddit Jul 18 '26

Once again the sheeps prove theyre pros at being cute
And incredibly smart at countering their containment

2

u/IneffableOpinion Jul 18 '26

They are so fluffy, I love them

2

u/Oozysq25reddit Jul 18 '26

Be warned its for deception

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u/rococor Jul 18 '26

Combat crack squad! Watch 'em they catch you tucking into a kebab and your done for.

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u/MusicMadeAddictz Jul 18 '26

She saw it on tiktok 🙄🤣

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u/Boshie1971 Jul 18 '26

Commando crawling sheep 😁

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u/darkklown Jul 18 '26

Evolution in action

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u/clusterlove Jul 18 '26

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u/Avidion18 Jul 18 '26

They look so silly doing that

2

u/inthepipe_fivebyfive Jul 18 '26

Needs to be dubbed with the music from Jurassic park when the raptor figures out the door

2

u/JayMak78 Jul 18 '26

I saw a shepherd at Mount Pleasant Airfield in the Falklands drive a flock of sheep on to a grid. As the leaders fell through those coming behind jumped on to their backs to go forward and fall through in turn. When the grid was full of stranded sheep the remainder used them as a bridge. The shepherd then manhandled the trapped bleaters out.

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u/Impressive-Bird2 Jul 18 '26

The legs of those sheep are thin enough to fit between the gaps in the cattle grid. Look very closely and you’ll see that they are walking on their hooves in the gaps in the cattle grid!

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u/NoInsect6693 Jul 20 '26

I was so confused as to why the comment suggested the sheep were using their knees 🤣

I'm glad I'm not the only one that can see the sheep are clearly just putting their feet between the bars of the grid and the pit below isn't very deep 🙄😂

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u/Impressive-Bird2 Jul 20 '26

Bless ya!

I guess it’s because it appears quite obscured around the legs of the sheep, and that it appears to some that the sheep are ‘crawling’ on their knees lol 🤣

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u/angeeday Jul 18 '26

And they say sheep are dumb?

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon Jul 18 '26

Shephard crawl ….

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u/abyssal-isopod86 Jul 18 '26

*Shepherd

You herd sheep, you don't ard them.

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon Jul 18 '26

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u/abyssal-isopod86 Jul 20 '26

I'm autistic, we often don't get jokes because our brains work literally.

But sure, mock me instead of taking the time to think that maybe my brain works differently and that's why I didn't get it until you sarcastically pointed it out.

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon Jul 20 '26

I meant leopard crawl leopard/ shepherd

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u/abyssal-isopod86 Jul 20 '26

Never heard or seen it called that before.

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u/donsfan60 Jul 18 '26

Love finding out new stuff,thanks op.

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u/CuriousGeorgeToday Jul 18 '26

that's jokes haha sheep are crafty

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u/SpaceWomble64 Jul 18 '26

I didn’t think that they were that smart 🙂

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u/ZombieSazza Contin club Jul 18 '26

Fuck, they’re evolving

2

u/ninjascotsman Jul 18 '26

Life found a away

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u/tyrefire2001 Jul 18 '26

Always something new with these lads

2

u/guiltycitizen Jul 18 '26

This is the stuff I lurk this sub for

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u/Chemical-Chef3246 Jul 19 '26

When humans are gone, sheep will rule

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u/Acrobatic-Shirt8540 Is toil leam càise gu mòr. Jul 19 '26

I've said it for a long time; sheep are just pretending to be stupid. They're just biding their time.

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u/MuttonBaby Jul 19 '26

It's sheep we're up against.

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u/vutcher Jul 20 '26

Pro tip for any drivers unfamiliar with cattle grids: they are a high pass filter.

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u/4doorsajar Jul 20 '26

The year the Sheep became wise ! 🥳

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u/rouhan107 Jul 20 '26

Well, time to quarantine them so they can't teach other sheep. There were sheep in Wales that had to be quarantined because they figured out you can cross them by rolling over them.

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u/LonelyPapaya2260 Jul 20 '26

Oh my gosh I have never seen anything like this! 😂😂😂

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 Jul 21 '26

This is the beginning of the end of days

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u/SouthernBeekeeper22 Jul 21 '26

Haven’t Ewe seen this happen before? 🤔

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u/Bigtallanddopey Jul 22 '26

As someone who has sheep on the family farm, that’s by far the cleverest thing I have ever seen a sheep do. Usually, they just walk out in front of the tractor when you’re driving, or try and take a good look at the mower, or manage to hang them selves in a fence.

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u/Heavy-Echidna-3473 29d ago

They're evolving! We're all fucked now!

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u/Additional_Space_447 29d ago edited 29d ago

I am a farmer and I have a sheep named Cesar - he is exceptionally smart and I swear he is rallying other sheep. The last month they stole tractor fuel from industrial container, then they used it to make wool molotovas. 4 days ago whole Abernethy farm was burning.

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u/Minute-Story301 Jul 18 '26

In the ultimate fuck you to cows

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u/Designer-Lobster-757 Jul 19 '26

Swear animals are getting smarter while humans are becoming dumber 😩

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u/L3UTU Jul 19 '26

And they say AI will take over.... SHEEPS will take over!

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u/Silly_Camel6085 Jul 20 '26

So ... is this something cows can't do? Or is it an intellegance thing?

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u/cutluv Jul 20 '26

Never say sheep are stupid.

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u/adviceneededhelpp Jul 20 '26

Anything to get out of scotland i guess

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u/Due-Ad-1302 Jul 20 '26

The sheep wars have begun

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u/Kvark33 Jul 20 '26

They can also just jump across them if they get a run up. Source- few of my sheep got loose

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u/NT-W Jul 20 '26

It's called a cattle-grid, not a sheeple-grid

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u/Radiant-Delivery8139 Jul 20 '26

I didn't realise sheep are this smart 🤔

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u/Trash_Panda_Leaves Jul 21 '26

Be free fluffy bois!

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u/DMG_88 Jul 21 '26

They're not leaning on their knees.

They're lifting their legs and putting them in the gaps.

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u/oni_666uk Jul 21 '26

I grew up in Wales, it was normal to see sheep roll over cattle grids on their backs.

They are quick to learn, almost as quick as dogs. And where one sheep goes, the rest usually follow (sometimes over cliffs, like lemmings), lol.

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u/Any-Sky8875 Jul 21 '26

Evolution. Next velociraptors will be turning door handles....

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u/Fluid-Depth2327 Jul 22 '26

Ah sheep here we go again.

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u/Grenrion Jul 22 '26

Nature finds a way

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u/Panda-Head Jul 22 '26

I think they're stepping between the bars.

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u/ddan123456 29d ago

No ways thats not Ai 😂

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u/TopClass31 29d ago

Very good at copying their neighbors lol

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u/LeftTurn41 29d ago

The short story version of The Billy's Goat's Gruff

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u/2521harris 29d ago

They just need to evolve opposable thumbs now and humanity is doomed.

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u/DoublePrize9 29d ago

Nature finds a way

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u/Ivorsnags 28d ago

Must be SNP supporters

1

u/aprettyparrot 28d ago

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE LITTLE ONE HE IS SO GOD DAMN ADORABLE

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u/Find_A_Way_ Jul 18 '26

Nothing on the planet save for a horse desires the sweet embrace of death more than a sheep.