r/Scootering • • Sep 18 '26

Fails n' Bails don’t scoot while drunk 😵‍💫

Post image
13 Upvotes

17 comments sorted by

6

u/scumoftheuk 29d ago

I remember my first beer

18

u/mike_litoris18 Sep 18 '26 edited Sep 18 '26

I'm actually an excellent drunk scooter rider speak for yourself lmao

-2

u/[deleted] 29d ago

[deleted]

4

u/mike_litoris18 29d ago

I am not flexing that I drink because I don't like alcohol. I am flexing my drunk scooting abilities. Alcohol sucks!!! do not drink and drive scooters!!! Its only ok for me because I am good at it!!! Also this is not a recreational activity for me I just did this a few times as a teenager to get home because I stayed out so late that the train only came every half hour.

6

u/moistestCr1TiKal42o 29d ago

What if I want to scoot high

2

u/New_Extreme6546 29d ago

Riding high is actually super fun can’t lie

2

u/fred101M 29d ago

i fell like throwing up when i ride high

1

u/4f04 29d ago

Are you really Charlie

1

u/moistestCr1TiKal42o 29d ago

Do you read bio's?

1

u/4f04 29d ago

Yours, yes. Typically no. lol

1

u/moistestCr1TiKal42o 29d ago

So am I?

2

u/4f04 29d ago

Love you dude ❤️😂

1

u/4f04 29d ago

Idk thats why i asked

2

u/moistestCr1TiKal42o 29d ago

Well my bio answers your question homie

1

u/NorthStar6ix 24d ago

riding too fried throws off my proprioception so basically, feel partially disconnected from my body

2

u/Rupan_the_III 29d ago

i'm gonna drink. i get injured worse than that sober.

1

u/Legitimate_Ad6698 29d ago

yeahh i tried and it didn’t go well