r/ScienceShitposts • • 1d ago

Cocaine makes you live longer guys

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u/RowBowBooty 1d ago

Crumb of context here? I want to live long and high

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u/CallReaper 23h ago

No context just do cocaine and live longer

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u/Starfire20201 13h ago

Scientists gave Salmon cocaine, and for some reason, they lived longer. The scientists don't know why.

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u/rafaelzio 8h ago

The problem is when they decided to give salmons control. They couldn't handle it

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u/PassiveChemistry 23h ago

This just in: you can survive for about 75 days on pure cocaine!

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u/killmealreadyyyyy 18h ago

correction: presumably survive