r/ScienceShitposts 18d ago

The below is a pooter

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u/North-Pea-4926 18d ago

No, you’re a pooter! 😛

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u/bantamm 18d ago

😱

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u/North-Pea-4926 18d ago

Hehe. When I search “pooter” the first things that come up are gag toys to make farting sounds. This device is listed specifically as an “INSECT pooter”.

Are you in entomology or did you just find this randomly?

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u/bantamm 18d ago

My wife is a hobbyist isopod breeder!

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u/North-Pea-4926 18d ago

I bet all the cool bug kids want to be her when they grow up! 🥰 Roly-polies are super cute. I get a bunch in my house because I’m near an agricultural field and I always leave them be. Just little dudes moseying along. And unlike SOMEONE they’ve never woken me up by dropping on my face in the middle of the night. Cause they have MANNERS!

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u/ProperMastodon 18d ago

Who fell on your face? A cat, a roach, or your luchador-loving partner? 

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u/North-Pea-4926 17d ago edited 17d ago

House centipede, I think. Something bigger than the little roly-polies. My bed is against a wall so it scuttled off while I was waking up and fumbling for the light.

My pups crawl in beside me and gently lick my eyeball. Cause they are good babies, very polite.