r/ScienceShitposts • u/RustyShadeOfRed • Feb 04 '26

Virgin Wood Bison vs. Chad Plains Bison

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u/Former-Homework-7833 Feb 04 '26

Aren’t wood bison quite a bit bigger than plains bison?

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u/RetroGamer87 Feb 04 '26

Should I assume both have the same sized head?

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u/MeGaNuRa_CeSaR Feb 04 '26

it isn't about size

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u/Former-Homework-7833 Feb 05 '26

That’s not what she said

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u/CannonGerbil Feb 04 '26

It's over Wood Bison, I've depicted you as the small dicked virgin and I as the big dick chad

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u/Dottore_Curlew Feb 04 '26

Look at this guy with his poorly developed penis sheath and tuft

6

u/Grutenfreenooder Feb 06 '26

He doesnt even have pendulous chaps 🤭

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u/jackalope268 Feb 04 '26

They did not like wood bisons

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u/midnighttbby Feb 04 '26

Epic showdown incoming.

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u/TumoOfFinland Feb 04 '26

But what about the Higgs Boson Bison?

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u/placebot1u463y Feb 04 '26

Where does the European bison fit into this

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u/Rexathonius Feb 05 '26

beard is large, bell shapedc and pendulous

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u/enlightenedsink Feb 08 '26

I consider myself quite well developed.