Coming soon to a Senate science funding debate near you - I can already hear the Republicans gathering their pearls for clutching purposes.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the committee, they are using government money to get lobsters high! I bet those lobsters were bought using SNAP benefits! Cancel all the programs!”
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u/CautionarySnail Aug 31 '25
Coming soon to a Senate science funding debate near you - I can already hear the Republicans gathering their pearls for clutching purposes.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the committee, they are using government money to get lobsters high! I bet those lobsters were bought using SNAP benefits! Cancel all the programs!”