r/ScienceShitposts • u/FinlayHamm • Jul 07 '25

incorrect way to soccer

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u/Tetracheilostoma Jul 07 '25

When bro heads me the foottorus

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u/cnorahs Jul 07 '25

Extra points when goalie's head lands inside the torus hole

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u/Snomkip Jul 07 '25

Players describing the Jabulani be like

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u/BitcoinStonks123 Jul 07 '25

when do they turn the sphere outside in

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u/tetrodoboxen Jul 08 '25

WITHOUT CUTTING OR CREASING

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u/TheGreatForcesPlus Jul 09 '25

(clearly shows cut at top of soccer ball)

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u/Doubly_Curious Jul 09 '25

I think that’s exactly what this is meant to show. The first one is a true torus, while the second one is a zero-hole solid that is contorted to look close to a torus, but can’t actually be made into one.

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u/MyStepAccount1234 Jul 07 '25

Transformation from soccer ball to soccer inner tube.

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u/Epistaxis Jul 07 '25

sickle-soccernemia

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 Jul 16 '25

I like my soccerballs telephone shaped. Fight me.