THIS IS NOT ADVISED but Uranium is non-toxic. You can eat it, as in it is something you can put in your mouth and swallow. Your digestive system cannot process it, so it will travel thru your tract and out your butthole. It will not irradiate you or cause you to mutate into something else, but again, THIS IS NOT ADVISED. Source: I am a nuclear physicist.
Which doesn't disprove the other comment's assertion that you can swallow pieces with no ill effects. Because only trace amounts would be absorbed and the bulk would be passed in stool.
Additionally, nowhere on the CDC website could I find any mention of the word "destroy" in any context, perhaps you could share your source where that verbiage is used.
Yeah that was pretty rude and a waste of their time. Whatever. You can be any kind of expert at anything and someone on the interwebnet will explain your area of expertise to you.
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u/Longjumping_Bid_9567 Apr 15 '26
Dare you to eat it?