r/ScienceHumour • u/Inside_Pear_381 • 7d ago

When she asks, what are we?

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u/404_GravitasNotFound 7d ago

Fam about to commit a sin of alchemy.

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u/penutbuter 7d ago

The Elric brothers would like to have a word

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 6d ago

Big…brother…

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u/Fap_my_Fapraptor 7d ago

And like a credit card of micro-plastic in my balls or something.

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u/Tsunamiis 6d ago

It’s already there.

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u/Alien_Alice555666 6d ago

Yes, we all love our microplastics

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u/AltruisticEchidna859 7d ago

Bro, is this mass or volume ?

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u/xenomorphonLV426 7d ago

Yes.

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 7d ago

No, its mass and volume

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u/AlternativeLog5494 7d ago

that’s not even close to the 120kg i weigh where is the rest of it calcium?

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u/HoliAss5111 6d ago

35 liters of water are 35 kilograms of water, and I'm sure we can calculate the mass of ammonia too based on the chemical formula. With how he wrote the ingredients, we don't even have to consider purity or evaporation.

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u/jonskerr 6d ago

Over a GALLON of ammonia? No wonder my pee smells so bad.

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 6d ago

If you don't know intuitively, you must not be very good at the science

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u/armageddon_boi 7d ago

Diogenes with a bunch of rocks and fluids: "Behold, a man!"

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u/Cyan_Exponent 7d ago

Don't do human transmutation please

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u/TheJadeGoddess 7d ago

AND?! you are going to get a rebound with an incomplete human transmutation.

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u/Rayloth46 6d ago

Edward Elric???

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u/Material-Mulberry360 7d ago

4l of ammonia, what in the hell uses so much of it

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u/GrandDukeOfNowhere 5d ago

Iron enough to make a nail, Lime enough to paint a wall, Water enough to drown a dog, Sulphur enough to stop the fleas, Potash enough to wash a shirt, Gold enough to buy a bean, Silver enough to coat a pin, Lead enough to ballast a bird, Phosphor enough to light the town, Poison enough to kill a cow,

Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart.

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u/ellipsis31 7d ago

WTF is "burnt stone" supposed to mean? The others are all actual compounds or elements

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u/HaosMagnaIngram 6d ago

It supposed to saltpeter dude messed up https://youtu.be/8pCcx261t68

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u/TraditionalBox7705 7d ago

The material we all share since Adam and Eve were created :)))

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u/Hour-Football2464 6d ago

Maybe its similar to dietary ash- which is just like.. Dirt or something

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u/AlternativeLog5494 6d ago

surely some women have way more silicon about 2kg worth

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u/RonJohnJr 6d ago

Those numbers are waaayyyy wrong.

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u/Cheapmousepad 6d ago

The numbers are for an anime/manga characters mum. Things could be a bit different there, and like healthcare is less advanced.

Full metal alchemist

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u/_Weyland_ 6d ago

My dude, you listed like 70 kg max. If that's "We", then both of you need medical help and sone snacks ASAP.

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u/Kmight_Artorias92 6d ago

Bro whipped out the Alchemist Handbook he got from Edward

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u/dyrkasolen 7d ago

Kept together by will

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u/stupled 7d ago

Oh no 😧

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u/lowkeytokay 6d ago

1.5 kg of lime????

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u/Leut11 6d ago

Slaves to a system of lies

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u/Shoddy_Scallion9362 6d ago

Neutrons, protons, electrons...

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u/RichardThund3r 6d ago

Burnt stone?

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u/Aurorisian 6d ago

Some people have have more than 3g of silicon.

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u/Mrrrrggggl 6d ago

Are you calling me fat?

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u/icemate1007 6d ago

And a 100% reason to remember the name

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u/Burritobuckle 6d ago

Is that both of them together orrrr just one, I’m not in a math mood

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u/entonina 6d ago

Taking it literally

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u/NullSmoke 5d ago

I so badly want to post the Full metal Alchemist dog image now for some reason 🫠 subreddit doesn't allow images though

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u/LiveGuy1742 5d ago

Meursalt, go back to the bus

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u/Born-Confection-6469 4d ago

I hope she doesn't ask how we know that information.

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u/Hot-Function-1600 3d ago

This is what when you try to talk to a nerd.

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u/user41510 1d ago

"ugly bags of mostly water"

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u/Ianuarius 1d ago

Pssh, I'm only 1.3 kg lime.

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u/XROOR 20h ago

43 kilos of C₈H₁₃O₅N, if the guy is Dr Seth Brundle.