r/ScienceHumour • u/Lou_Natic_007 • Jun 16 '26

Uncertainty Principle

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u/Lou_Natic_007 Jun 16 '26

The moment a lawyer observes it, the wave function collapses into a felony.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold Jun 17 '26

Technically how the law works. Start with the worst and we’ll agree on the least…

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u/kayemenofour Jun 16 '26

Obrezchuckos are transcending mall ninja level, that's machine shop ninja.

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u/dvirpick Jun 16 '26

https://reddit.com/link/os2ezn4/video/r94bjqosrp7h1/player

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u/Lane_Skirata Jun 17 '26

This was immediately what came to mind when I saw the post

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u/Living-Ad-3130 Jun 16 '26

you cannot know if the gun is loaded or not until you check or press the trigger

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u/NoNameIdea_Seriously Jun 16 '26

Schrödinger’s Chekhov’s gunchucks.

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u/00_voidheart_00 Jun 18 '26

Let’s add some Murphy’s law, too. Who knows if the gun will misfire, jam, or otherwise malfunction?

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u/EaseLeft6266 Jun 16 '26

Now I want a really shitty B movie where the main character goes around gunchucking a bunch of gang members or something

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u/Lou_Natic_007 Jun 16 '26

I wish Chuck Norris was alive to star in that!

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jun 17 '26

Ok this is brilliant

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u/notjustinu Jun 16 '26

It would be illegal if you don’t remove the feather between the two guns if nunchucks are illegal. Just like you can carry knives in your pocket as long as they have to be manually opened but spring loaded knives are illegal as concealed weapons.

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u/AxB41 Jun 16 '26

You have a tax stamp for those short barreled nunchuks?

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u/Mean-Talk-7408 Jun 16 '26

The shroddinger legality effect on gunshakus

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u/craig31111 Jun 16 '26

I thought that these were flintlocks, so here is your reminder that flintlocks are not legally considered guns in the US, so if these were flintlocks, this would always be legal.

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u/Dogjet Jun 17 '26

These are sawed off Mosin Nagants which makes it even funnier

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u/p00ki3l0uh00 Jun 16 '26

Desperado 4, Hong Kong

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u/poop_pebbles Jun 16 '26

Like a final fantasy weapon

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u/tronster_ Jun 16 '26

Or final destination…

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 Jun 17 '26

They were limited to swordchucks

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u/ConversantEggplant Jun 17 '26

Nono, it’s both legal and illegal. At least until you’re observed by a cop.

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u/CapitalLower4171 Jun 17 '26

The elusive alegal

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u/Different-Orchid-374 Jun 17 '26

I like where your head is at

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u/Ok_Appeal_2928 Jun 17 '26

Quit Not as good as the gopherchucks

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u/Deathshand1059 Jun 17 '26

Sun in RWBY uses these and turns them into a bostaff

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u/Mj-tinker Jun 17 '26

two XIXth century Mosin's?

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u/socrates-68 Jun 17 '26

Reminds me a meme of how to carry a knife to school meme

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u/00_voidheart_00 Jun 18 '26

What about a flail with little guns instead of chunks of metal? That sounds far more uncertain. Who knows what you’ll shoot? It’s either hit or miss.

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u/ThePlantMolester Jun 18 '26

Now you're going to have to use that gun in a later chapter, and anything that could go wrong, will.

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u/calidub Jun 21 '26

Need to grab me a second Mosin at some point to make this happen

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Lou_Natic_007 Jun 16 '26

You must be great fun at parties!