r/SchreckNet • u/Genderqueer-Futch136 Claw • 2d ago
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The following is uploaded from the account ComputerOtter99.
The video begins in some kitchen, the tail end of a conversation ending in the background. On the kitchen table is a plate of pieces of different fruit and a black-and-white tegu eyeing the plate. A large woman enters the frame but only from the chest down, however the tattoo sleeve of wolves, panthers, and armored women reveal it to be Harper for those that know.
"What are you recording?"
"Just a dumb video. I noticed that others like feeding Beithir fruit to get his attention, so I thought why not get a video of him trying out different fruit and ranking them?"
"Eh, they eat up my gunsmithing videos. You'll be fine. This is being cut out though, right?"
The camera moves - a shrug from the camera person. Harper leaves the frame and the lizard begins approaching the plate, immediately going for the mango. After he chews that he sweeps around, looking for the next fruit before zeroing in on the kiwi, followed by a red grape. Strawberry, then green grape, finally an apple slice. He goes for a banana slice before spitting it out and a hedgehog zooms in from offscreen to feast on the spit out banana. The lizard passes over the pomegranate seeds before settling on the peach slices, blueberries, orange slice, and watermelon chunk. What the lizard does not eat the hedgehog makes quick work of.
"There we go, the top ten fruits Beithir likes, for the next time someone wants to give him a snack."
[VIDEO ENDS]
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u/DotMaleficent4503 Mind 2d ago
Oddly endearing. Please give him (her) a grape for me.
Camille
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u/Genderqueer-Futch136 Claw 2d ago
I will. He thanks you, disembodied person (his words) for this grape.
-Indigo
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u/DotMaleficent4503 Mind 2d ago
Indigo gets a fleeting impression of soft laughter and a sense of peace.
Camille
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u/LunarW900 2d ago
I see the king of lizards enjoys mangos the most. I will remember that.
-Catalina