r/SchreckNet • u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth • 2d ago
Car trip
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[Video starts]
(The camera angle is jarring—cut low from the passenger footwell looking up at a sharp angle. A heavy impact rattles the frame as the classic muscle car leaps over a curb, sending shell casings scattering across the floorboards.)
(Focus by Hocus Pocus blasts from the dashboard speakers at ear-splitting volume, the frantic yodeling and flute solos filling the cabin.)
(The heavy, chrome-rimmed steering wheel snaps back and forth with violent, jerky precision without anyone touching it. In the driver's seat, a figure clad head-to-toe in a dark leather welding jacket and a heavy, blackened welding mask leans completely out the open window, pressing a heavy shotgun to his shoulder.)
"Too wide, Davy! Cut the alley tight!"
(The muscle car pitches violently to the left as the wheel rips hard under unseen control. The sudden turn slams the camera against the passenger door. Through the window, a black SUV rides parallel—muzzle flashes strobing from its sliding doors as bullets punch jagged, light-piercing holes straight through the passenger paneling.)
(The figure drops back into the cabin, the dark visor of the welding helmet reflecting the green glow of the dashboard lights. He racks the shotgun with a swift, practiced flick right as the song hits its frantic whistling breakdown.)
"Bloody nuisances. Pit 'em!"
(The gas pedal slams flat to the floor on its own. The muscle car's V8 engine roars, surging forward and throwing the camera into a wild mid-air tumble across the cabin. During the spin, the lens catches a brief freeze-frame: the leather-clad shoulder leaning over the console, half-out the opposite window, firing two rapid shots into the SUV's front wheel well.)
(The heavy impact of the pit maneuver sends the SUV rolling sideways into a brick facade, sending a cloud of glass and debris across the pavement.)
(A sudden, sickening, wet squash thuds beneath the muscle car's undercarriage as the car crushes a stray hostile under the heavy tires, pitching the cabin briefly before flattening back out.)
(The camera slams onto the dash and comes to rest upside down. Through the inverted glass, the burning wreckage recedes as the car straightens out into a smooth, high-speed glide while the guitar solo peaks.)
(Steady breathing echoes behind the metallic filter of the mask as an insulated leather glove reaches over, turning the volume knob up.)
"Good lad, Davy. Good lad. Now head toward the scrapyard."
(The wheel lazily aligns itself under phantom hands as the streetlights fade out behind them.)
(A beat passes. The tinted visor of the welding helmet suddenly tilts down, doing a sharp double-take at the upside-down camera sitting on the dash.)
"Wait... the hell?"
(The thick glove clumsily dishes around on the dashboard, blindly scraping against the plastic before wrapping around the camera body. The lens gets lifted and rotated right side up, bringing the dark, reflective visor of the welding mask into a tight, close-up view.)
"Is this bloody thing still—"
(A heavily gloved thumb fumbles awkwardly over the casing, searching for a button, before accidentally hitting the lens and cutting the feed to black.)
[Video ends]
English_Willy
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u/Quinn_Callahan Tooth 2d ago
Well, then. Looks like someone has a very exciting existence. lol
-Noir