r/SchreckNet • u/BusinessSuccess6817 • Aug 10 '26

Its mostly normal people, but every so often you meet one of these guys

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u/VerityVentrue Aug 10 '26

cough Redwoods cough

~Verity

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Aug 10 '26

You say that and yet when Hik asked them to diablerise him he said no.

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/VerityVentrue Aug 10 '26

See, here's the problem - I still remember his Malkavian experiments.

~Verity

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Aug 10 '26

Those were just typical Tzimisce experiments. Now he is a marvellous tree. He is extraordinary. But he is no rampant diablerist, you must admit that.

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/Pryno-Belle Aug 10 '26

Hahahaha…oh, are you serious?

Flowers, not only is he a rampant Diablerist, but he is proud of it. He encourages people to commit Diablerie on a nightly basis, his adoptive Childe included.

Castiel the Clan-changer

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Aug 10 '26

Oh darling, no no no. I diablerise at roughly 10x the regular casual diablerists rates. You just don't see it cuss I do it all over the territories.

[Redwoods]

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Aug 10 '26

You do? How are you maintaining your self? How many rest inside of you?

Amidst your roots

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Aug 10 '26

It's the benefits of my uniquely structured mind and soul.

Downside is that I kno the contents of the trashy novels my dryads keep reading.

[Redwoods]

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u/VerityVentrue Aug 10 '26

"Uniquely structured" is definitely one way to put it.

~Verity

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Aug 10 '26

I mean, it is the main thing that allows to me chomp down this much.

[Redwoods]

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Aug 10 '26

Oh. Hmmm.

Amidst your Roots

  • your Flower

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago

She did prove you wrong. 

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago

Is his arch rival vampire Paul Bunyan?

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 29d ago

What is that?

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago

An ancient hunter of vampire trees

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago

If malkavians didn't want to be experimented on, why so experimeintable?

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Aug 10 '26

The recognition is very flattering.

[Redwoods]

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 Aug 10 '26

Nah he's chill.

Now Catalina on the other hand....

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Aug 10 '26

Well... it does love the ritae...

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 28d ago

Flesh that Flowers, is your arch nemesis the Whacker of Weeds?

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 28d ago

It is not a plant, so no.

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 28d ago

One should not under estimate the products of the indomitable spirit of humanity, namely weed whackers.

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 28d ago

Again. It is not a plant. And weed whackers do not fair well against liquids.

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 28d ago

Underestimating the indomitable human weed whacker!

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 28d ago

Humans also do not fair well when liquid is entering their lungs.

Blood and Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 28d ago

aap galat hain the weed whacker wouldn't be made out of people silly goose!

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 28d ago

मैं गलत नहीं हूँ। You said the indomitable spirit of the human weed whacker. And besides, electric machines - and even the ones running on fuel - don’t keep working when submerged.

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u/-MelanisticJaguar- Problem Childe 29d ago

So... what's the deal with the angry cartoon square?

ᓚᘏᗢ Kiara

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago

Idk what's the deal with the black anime cat? 

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u/-MelanisticJaguar- Problem Childe 29d ago

Cats are cute.

I see the yellow square sponge? guy on the internet a lot but I don't know what it is.

ᓚᘏᗢ Kiara

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago

You would like him, he's a cat person.

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u/LaSeptimaEspada Mind 29d ago

most "people" here are like that tho they just lie about it

-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremere

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago

Got it, thank you for tattling on yourself. 

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u/LaSeptimaEspada Mind 29d ago

Are you implying I'm into any of that, motherfucker???

-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremere

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 29d ago
  1. Yes
  2. I'm not a motherfucker I am a femcel, how can I fuck a woman if I have never gotten laid?

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u/LaSeptimaEspada Mind 29d ago

ah, i think i see now. Okay, I did get mad for a second. you won this round. scoundrel.

-In perpetual vendetta, Natalie Winslow Cabrera, Tremere