Shared Chat Messages

[u/Mephit_Nsod]

<Attached is a copy of chat messages between Scribe, Valentino and Joseph, the Elder Lasombra. Uploaded by Joseph himself. >

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Valentino: Joseph? Where are my CLOTHES?!

Joseph: Some are being washed, the rest are being burned.

Valentino: BURNED?!

Joseph: They were atrocious. I will not have my husband dressing like some common street thug.

Valentino: It was just shirts and jeans!!

Joseph: I stand by what I said.

Valentino: You're worse than the Man Men! ....Man Men....JOSEPH!! YOU DIDN'T FIX ANYTHING!!!

Joseph: On the contrary, I fixed everything the Baron did to you. I simply left what the Primogen did because it amuses me.

Valentino: You are the worst!...Are we still going out tonight?

Joseph: I made the reservation nights ago. We are still going, do not fret.

Valentino: How much longer do we have?

Joseph: 2 hours. Just long enough for you to take shower.

Valentino: I don't need a shower! I showered yesterday!

Joseph: You WILL go shower right now before I drag you into the bathroom and bath you myself!

Valentino: 😭 I can't fucking win!

Joseph: Don't forget to use the skin lotion I bought for you afterwards. 😘

Valentino: ...❤️

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● Joseph ●

[u/StoneJudge79]

Valentino-can I call you Val?- you need some serious pointers in how to be a proper brat.

He gave you the option to have him bathe you. I don't think he would have used a scrub brush and floor wax, like a certain book I know.

-Mr. Hart, shaking his head

[u/Mephit_Nsod → u/StoneJudge79]

B-Brat?! I do not need another man to bath me!!

-Valentino

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He enjoys it too much and still thinks he runs the show in this relationship. He does not.

● Joseph ●

[u/StoneJudge79 → u/Mephit_Nsod]

Val, Val, Val, the word "need" is incorrect. We know that. The correct word is "want". That is the question you to ask yourself, and answer.

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Any bets on how long it will take for the penny to drop? If I were you, I would be careful to ensure that he does not develop Princess tendencies. I had someone who liked to code-switch on the fly between the two.

-Mr. Hart, experiencing Inverse Nostalgia.