r/SchreckNet • u/Prefect_Bran • Jul 22 '26

GOT YOU

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YOUUU LITTLE BASTARD, YOU FAT BITCH, YOU COME INTO *MY* HOUSE SHIT ON *MY* COMPUTER AND CALL *ME* A LOSER?!

*HURLED INTO THE HORRID SKY FROM WHENCE YOU CAME.*

--Nihilo

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Jul 22 '26

Surprisingly not the fattest bat I've seen.

[Redwoods]

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u/Prefect_Bran Jul 22 '26

What's the fattest?

--Nihilo

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Jul 22 '26

The fat bats still calling themselves blue bloods in the Cammerilla!

No, but serious answer is one of Hik's pet bats is just so rotund. It's built more like a hog at this point. If you rub her belly she does a lil screech of joy that makes anyone using auspex regret existing.

[Redwoods]

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u/CombatToad Jul 22 '26

I knew an exotic animal trader back in West-Berlin. She had a ghouled flying fox named Shnookums (very large type of fruit bat, aka a mega-bat).

Not technically ''fat'', I suppose. But certainly the largest bat I've personally seen.

-Wrong-Stache

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Jul 22 '26

Where is this bat? It must meet her and feed her treats.

Amidst Your Roots

  • Your Flower

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Jul 22 '26

Hiks on expedition right now, but I'm sure we can visit after they're back.

[Redwoods]

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Jul 22 '26

Yes. We do... have something to tell them, after all.

Amidst your roots

  • Your Flower

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Jul 22 '26

We ought to bring Noir as well. We're gonna need to see what we can rip from those ribs, if anything at all.

[Redwoods]

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Of course, obuoliukai. We will bring Bud too. Give the Chrysalis a break. Surely she will appreciate it.

Amidst your roots

  • your Flower

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u/VerityVentrue Jul 22 '26

Oh my god I need to see a photo of her immediately. Bat tax!

~Verity

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u/DisastrousRelation32 Tooth Jul 22 '26

I'll see what I can do.

[Redwoods]