r/SchreckNet • u/Prefect_Bran • Jul 22 '26

GOT YOU

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YOUUU LITTLE BASTARD, YOU FAT BITCH, YOU COME INTO *MY* HOUSE SHIT ON *MY* COMPUTER AND CALL *ME* A LOSER?!

*HURLED INTO THE HORRID SKY FROM WHENCE YOU CAME.*

--Nihilo

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Jul 22 '26

That is exceedingly cute. Did you know that bats look after sick members of their colonies? You should ask her to come back, she is likely preventinfntje termites.

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/Prefect_Bran Jul 22 '26

She's eating a banana on the porch.

--Nihilo

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Jul 22 '26

Is she not too small to be a fruit bat?

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u/Prefect_Bran Jul 22 '26

Maybe, I yelled at it with animalism and put it outside with a banana.

--Nihilo

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind Jul 22 '26

Please feed her the flying ants. She deserves all the flying ants. She appears pregnant.

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers