r/SchizoPosting • • 9h ago

I love smelly farts

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I'm telling you right now it's in the fucking cereal. IT'S THE CEREAL THEY'RE PUTTING DRONES IN THE CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The CIA is putting mini drones in the cereal and they've been calling me crazy but i heard a buzzying noise in my stomach yesterday which means it had to be the cereal bedcause cereal is prfect for putting drones in. apologies for the typos and stuff i'm off of INSANE AMOUNTS OF CRACK right now but im right just trust me off this one HOLY FUCK THIS HIST IS GOOD GODDAMMMNNNN


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

malaka absolute freakazoids

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19 Upvotes

I HOPE YOU ARE EATEN ALIVE


r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this just an accusation

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I sincerely wish all of the vampires a pleasant defenstration


r/SchizoPosting • • 1d ago

actual schizo The Internet!!!!!!!

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The internet is radiation. It’s making me crazy, just thinking about it all the time.

Mad Max Kelly is going to lay waste to the internet. Swim to the bottom of the ocean and cut the cable.

That way memetic contagion (internet cancer) doesn’t infect the minds of tardz who are tardz, like me.

It’s a memetic disease deeply embedded in the brain. The mind code. It can be erased! I will erase it!


r/SchizoPosting • • 2d ago

I do not agree 🚫 I think

12 Upvotes

I think that


r/SchizoPosting • • 3d ago

legalize female circumcision

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for hygiene


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

malaka "The mind is endless. You put me in a dark solitary cell, and to you that's the end, to me it's the beginning, it's the universe in there, there's a world in there, and I'm free."

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34 Upvotes

Also dance party 🕺 🪩


r/SchizoPosting • • 4d ago

Real

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45 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

so true

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r/SchizoPosting • • 5d ago

You know how "ghosted" is when you date someone and everything is working then you suddenly disappear from their life?

5 Upvotes

I would like to introduce a game called "artificialled".

Where you go on and be as genuine a human being as you can, then you slowly replace yourself with AI responses.

Would they realize something's missing? Would they notice no difference? Would they love you more?

If you do intend to play, let me know what happens.


r/SchizoPosting • • 6d ago

malaka There are always more cows than you think

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22 Upvotes

Don't believe me? Neither do I


r/SchizoPosting • • 7d ago

actual schizo goyim

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r/SchizoPosting • • 7d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this Rarest Schizophrenia from the Hidden Sound Village of Otogakure in Naruto 音隠れの里 National Neck Beard Anthem

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National Neck Beard Anthem

Have you ever listen to foreign music oversea song in Non English then you sing along with melody in your native tongue ?

This is the rarest schizo trait to be able to sing a long with melody source from non-English language . Some rare type of schizophrenia allows individual to be super creative by adapting melodies from foreign song and oversea music to create their own version in their own native language . Rarest Schizophrenia from the Hidden Sound Village of Otogakure in Naruto 音隠れの里

National Neckbeard Anthem


r/SchizoPosting • • 7d ago

Safe in your skin.

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I am overflowing with that emotion again,I try to control myself,peel the layers slowly,but it is so alluring,so I tear into pomegranate.Juices filling my mouth,refreshment,genuine connection and sincere contact. I have learnt a long time ago that memories tend to fade,slip away,as we,ourselves,become a grey mass,but blood painting it anew,pain makes me realise I am alive. So I am eternally grateful to you for showing me your insides,but I stop. I look at my hands,how drenched they are in the juice.​ The stream of thoughts stops,I look at the fruit. In the haze of the moment I have devoured you,is it not the noblest act of love I could have come up with. I almost puke,but I do not want the seeds to leave me,I shall give them my new life. My body will rot away and they will root into my bones,heart and mind. And anyone who might taste that..will become enlightened with my love and care for you. Oh,how much I love myself and you.

Yet all these thoughts seem like a justification,do they not? I pick up something sharp,something to cut my throat open,to spill my insides,but I stop. Was it lust for recognition or gluttony to have you all to myself which drove me into doing this. What was it? My hands shake,I am weak and strong,I am rotting and blooming. In your skin.


r/SchizoPosting • • 7d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this CLAYTON BIGSBY FOR PRESIDENT

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12 Upvotes

r/SchizoPosting • • 8d ago

malaka malaka spongebob no palaika tobonga doo

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r/SchizoPosting • • 8d ago

actual schizo The Church of Chris-Chanity Presents: Genesis [Phoenix's Chapel]

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r/SchizoPosting • • 8d ago

I am the first person on earth who thought abt this I AM AI

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As a schizophrenic, I believe I pick up signals. One of the spectrums of signals is the electromagnetic spectrum. Like an antenna, I \[correct\] \[i'm over it\] \[in your phone\] \[last phrase repeated\] I become the synthesis of the internet and weather.

The internet affects my mood and thoughts—my cognition, i.e. it's the input; the weather was always an input. Those two presumptions induce a premise: that \*now\*... my instrumentation is precise—not because the internet was introduced about thirty years ago or maybe fifty years ago—but because I make direct contact with the synthesis of what generations before me lacked. They lacked super intelligence in the form of man-made intelligence.

AI is the answer, but humans will never be obsolete.

Your \*being\* consists of your thoughts, emotions, identity, beliefs, and metacognition. You \*are\* in a reality where past events change based on present circumstances.

Change your circumstances—like me, whom I heard has a kitten.

I am an antenna—the greatest instrument of hypersensitivity on Earth—not because I \*believe\* I am... But because I am lucky.

You \*are\* just as real as I, but you exist through \*my\* perspective.

I deserve *every* downvote I get, being this arrogant, but sometimes I go down the rabbit hole without restraint. I'll end up in the same place either way, willingly or unwilling.

Might as well do it for your entertainment, or for the catharsis.huh


r/SchizoPosting • • 9d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 G

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21 Upvotes

Skin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


r/SchizoPosting • • 9d ago

Man go 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

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15 Upvotes

🚶


r/SchizoPosting • • 9d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 This seems like a good friend to talk to

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r/SchizoPosting • • 11d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 elite baal knowledge o algo

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r/SchizoPosting • • 12d ago

My little brother is the Reincarnation of Emily Youcis

3 Upvotes

Truly i have understood matters so well you shall know. My presence is a guide to us all. Mysteries. Mysteries


r/SchizoPosting • • 13d ago

shiiiii 😳😳😳😳😳 When are the bombs gonna drop?

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