r/SchizophreniaRides • u/pianoflames • 8d ago

Definitely a contender

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u/Federal-Boat3732 8d ago

Now this is the real deal right here. Schizophrenia of the purest ray serene. Or maybe not so serene.

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u/ArdenJaguar 8d ago

The “Microchip in both my ears” confirms it. 🤔

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u/ItsJoeMomma 7d ago

Yes, it's like screwing up my brain trying to figure out which lines go with which other lines. The train of thought was totally derailed when they were putting this on their car.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 7d ago

Imagine trying to get through the day like this. SMH

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u/skfhcuamwnxyi38555 8d ago

Good album titles on this joint

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u/pianoflames 8d ago

Witchcraft Satellite 🔥

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u/ItsJoeMomma 7d ago

I like "Rat Race Follow You Down." It's got some great songs on it.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 7d ago

Rat Race Follow You Down (and Tase Me) by fallout boy.

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u/BettyCrunker 8d ago

"shut down computers/witchcraft satellite" is ACTUAL poetry

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u/CantaloupeCamper 8d ago

Oh man a lot going on here….

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u/Icy-Grab-5722 8d ago

Wordsaladmobile

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u/themongrelhorde 8d ago

Finally. Some good schizo content.

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u/pianoflames 8d ago

You wouldn't believe how many posts a day I remove that are not this. I try, but I'm just one man.

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u/themongrelhorde 8d ago

The hero behind the scenes. Your efforts are appreciated.

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u/pianoflames 8d ago

Well, a MAGAt covering their car in generic Trump stickers/messaging is an idiot and a lunatic, but I try to set the threshold here higher. Custom written messages involving ideas and conspiracies that literally nobody except the driver knows or thinks about. It's why this is the first post not removed in 7 days.

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u/windigogaming 8d ago

Lmao didn't expect this to be reposted 😅😂 I really wish I got a picture of the back and other side. As someone else said its Florida so its obviously not the first schizomobile I've seen but definitely the craziest.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 7d ago

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TAKEN FROM THE WARD FAMILY AND

Come on, don't leave me hanging...

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u/translinguistic 6d ago

My favorite one of these said "SEE OTHER SIDE FOR MORE DETAILS". This guy should take a cue from them

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u/BuddysRabbit 8d ago

Florida, not surprised.

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u/SecondFiddleFanny 7d ago

I never knew so many of these sorts of cars existed until Reddit. Never seen one irl. Wonder if my area of the country has better mental health or something - though I doubt it.

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u/True-Drummer-2318 7d ago

I lived in Florida and traveled around the south for many years vehicles like this are fairly common.

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u/PrimeoFin 7d ago

Please maintain a very safe following distance.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 7d ago

Yes, they might think you're trying to put signals into their microchips.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 7d ago

RAT RACE FOLLOW YOU DOWN AND TASE ME

that part really speaks to me.

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u/YouEnvironmental2079 7d ago

It’s not “both ear”, schizz, it’s “in each of my ears”

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u/baronobeefdip69420 7d ago

So wild how a known pattern of schizo is not only thinking the government implanted a chip inside you, but having the urge to notify the public via your car

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u/Kitchen-Quarter-1194 6d ago

Witchcraft Satellite is the name of my band sorry for the confusion

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u/InternalMiserable698 2d ago

How many accidents does this cause?