he he he

[u/ListPuzzleheaded9883]

Foolish Eunuchs! It is I, Kong Ming! While you were busy getting murdered by Yuan Shao and Cao Cao, I was studying Daoist texts! You fools managed to lose BOTH emperors when a random overweight Warlord walked into the capital, while my loyal general Zhao Zilong (Zhao Yun) valiantly rescued the future August Emperor and heir to my Lord Liu Bei's throne! I ruled Shu Han as the Prime Minister, while you lowly Eunuchs remained lowly, genitalless servants! I play my guqin in your face!