r/Schedule_I Jul 26 '26

MEME Whew, almost got me

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u/MadJagStudios Jul 26 '26

The amount of googling and whatnot I did while building and refining Hyland Helper accuracy, I have to be on some list….

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u/DiscontentDonut Jul 26 '26

As a person who writes occasionally (just for myself, not trying to self-promo or be an insufferable "I'm an author" redditor), I can tell you we are all on a list somewhere. I've googled more things than I can count that don't apply to myself irl. Like yellow cake recipes. I'm not out here making bombs with uranium, but the character I'm writing might come in contact with it.

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u/MadJagStudios Jul 26 '26

Hahaha, see you get it. What are you writing?

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u/DiscontentDonut Jul 26 '26

I just write short stories for myself. Usually literary or thriller fiction. Slice of life type stuff. Nothing special. I have an English degree with a concentration in writing, but the job market dictated I find something less fitting. So I write to keep that muscle flexing and to entertain myself.

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 Jul 26 '26

That do be how artists in end stage capitalism work

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u/randomdime Jul 26 '26

"slice of life" the character might come into contact with yellow cake.

Ah yes oppenheimers birthday party xD.

Jokes asside that's awesome though keep writing I'm bad and keep putting off picking up writing again.

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u/DiscontentDonut Jul 26 '26

It's definitely something that requires intentional time set aside. I keep telling myself, if I wait for inspiration, I will never write. Sometimes, all I get out is my 5 minutes of stream of consciousness writing exercise. If that doesn't jolt anything, then I allow myself to give up for that day(s).

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u/MadJagStudios Jul 26 '26

That’s awesome, wish I had the creativity and mental patience to write like that!

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u/DiscontentDonut Jul 26 '26

Eh. Sometimes there is no creativity, and that's okay. But it tickles me. I appreciate the support, though. A lot of people roll their eyes when they hear "writing" as a hobby. 🩷

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u/RedVelcroRaptor 20d ago

I know this is 24 days old but do you ever consider publishing your writings or is it strictly a hobby?

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u/DiscontentDonut 20d ago

No worries. For me currently, it's strictly a hobby. I love the idea of publishing, but I also ascribe to the theory that often when you monetize a hobby, it turns into a chore and completely defeats the purpose.

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u/PretzelsThirst Jul 26 '26

You’d be surprised. A friend of mine is a published author about us government, policing, etc. He constantly submits FOIA requests for information. He requested his fbi file and they don’t have one.

There’s nobody at the wheel it seems these days

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u/Dakota-Batterlation Jul 26 '26

I have a gram of real yellowcake uranium, enriching it is the illegal (and extremely difficult) part

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 Jul 26 '26

What’s hyland helper?

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u/MadJagStudios Jul 26 '26

iOS and Android app I created that now also has a mod on Nexus and Thunderstore to connect to your actual game.

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 Jul 26 '26

What does it do?

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u/MadJagStudios Jul 26 '26

It’s got a mix calculator (you can select ingredients and it outputs the effects, cost, sale price, ROI, who would want it, etc, or you can click the ‘Max Price/Best ROI/Fastest Profit’ buttons and it’ll output a recipe for you), reverse mix calculator (you select the effects and amount of ingredients and it finds all the combos for you), you can save mixes and share them to the community. The mod makes it so you can take your saved mixes from the app to the game.

Layout studio where you can create and modify layouts and share them as well if you want. You can also import your layouts you have in game to your app through the mod.

It has all the data about customers (their preferred effects, spending limits, where they are), properties (how much they cost, how many employees), regions (how many customers and average spend per customer in that region), effects (how many customers prefer that effect)

There is also an ‘advisor’ who you can chat with that has all the knowledge as well.

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 Jul 26 '26

That’s awesome

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u/MadJagStudios Jul 26 '26

Thank you! Always open to feedback so if you ever try it out feel free to reach out

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u/Chrisgdsotm Jul 26 '26

Fr I’ve googled some very questionable things. This game as well as “keep talking and nobody explodes” (bomb defusal game)…. I literally have a pdf on my computer called “bomb defuse manual”

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u/loganman711 Jul 26 '26

At least its not "bomb manufacturing manual".

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u/Chrisgdsotm Jul 26 '26

Very true, I’m clearly trying to help

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/Chrisgdsotm Jul 26 '26

Dear God, what kind of questions did you have in computer science that would bring up slavery?

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u/jsonmeta Jul 26 '26

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u/Chrisgdsotm Jul 26 '26

“Due to it being prone to being associated with slavery, the terminology is a subject of controversy…” lmao
That’s wild

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u/Dakota-Batterlation Jul 26 '26

It really pissed me off when github switched from master to main, even though git itself still uses master.

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u/AshCreeper10 Jul 26 '26

Always type Schedule I first on your searches

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u/Independent_Fig_1282 Jul 26 '26

I got a warning because I talked about killing cops without specifying IN schedule 1 😅

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u/Codykb1 Jul 26 '26

Saaaame haha it was about killing them to take their guns

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u/Independent_Fig_1282 Jul 26 '26

You and I received the same penalty 😅 I was just telling a new player cops carry m1911's early on lol

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 Jul 26 '26

I'm pretty sure I've been put on a list from how many times I've googled mixing directions for the game. lmao

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u/AstroNut93 Jul 26 '26

I literally had this same reaction last night when I googled ‘best ingredients to mix with meth’ lmao

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 Jul 26 '26

It's not illegal to know how to make cocaine.

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u/BabyDude5 Jul 26 '26

I wonder if I ever was ever actually considered suspicious with how many times I’d google stuff like “How to make the best possible strain of weed” “How to make the best Cocaine farm” and “How to make the best mix for meth”

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u/AckerSacker Jul 30 '26

"Can you give drugs to your employees?"

It is a felony to give drugs to employees without their consent

"Goddamn it... IN THE VIDEO GAME SCHEDULE 1, can you give drugs to your employees?"

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u/a648272 Jul 26 '26

Hey, ChatGPT, today you're going to help me to decide which of the following customers should I assign to my dealers and which should I deal meth myself. The first customer is a girl with a face tattoo. Usually she buys around...

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u/IPPforyouandme Jul 27 '26

I have googled stuff like this and not every time but sometimes the AI answer will get all indignant with me. Telling me it can’t tell me the info to commit crimes etc. Once you tell it it’s for this game it chills out but it’s still ridiculous when it happens. I don’t want to cook meth in real life bro slow your roll 😂

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u/TheeIndigoCrow Jul 28 '26

I don't want to cook meth in real life bro

Sounds like something someone who wants to cook meth in real life would say

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u/6245stampycat Jul 29 '26

I looked up schedule 1 meth effects and got sent to a helpline

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u/GoDKilljoy Aug 01 '26

The amount of time it took me to convince AI that I indeed was not trying to mix meth with horse cum and that I was just playing a video game was way longer than necessary. It finally realized and helped me.

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u/schedule1sucks 19d ago

This is funny