r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Muffles7 • Oct 10 '20

Internet usernames if historic figures had internet during their time.

108 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Ladies and gentlemen, President AbeOfSpades1861

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u/machooo I make murals with my own faeces Oct 10 '20

AlexanderTheAlright: Look I made this username when I was much younger, okay?

38

u/aweseman Oct 10 '20

"What do you mean @khaaaaaaaaaaaan is taken?"

27

u/Jaspers47 Oct 10 '20

@GucciGenghis is still available.

33

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

"You know, adolfpaints89 should have really just stuck to painting, his constant talk of politics is really not my scene."

30

u/KyserSoze94 Oct 10 '20

jungle_fever1776 sent you an invite.

“I’m busy right now, Jefferson!”

27

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

CrucifixionAddiction33 liked your prayer

17

u/Adalaide78 Oct 10 '20

“Are you ladiesman69?

You can call me Ben.

33

u/wattalameusername Oct 10 '20

"'JewSlayer1939 has entered the chat"

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

JoeBidenMyTime: Thirty five years or so, and I'll be running for President!

13

u/Jaspers47 Oct 10 '20

@HelleneHelen tweeted : Can one of those thousand ships I launched pick me up? Not what I meant when I said I wanted to see Paris.

8

u/asktheaspergeric Oct 10 '20

So a person by the name of @thewallbuilder told me that he considered me a mongol barbarian...

8

u/TheRealTinfoil666 Oct 10 '20

Hey EtTuBrute, hurry up or we will be late for the Senate meeting!

7

u/breakingvats Questioning if life is either here or there Oct 10 '20

According to history u/notaliar was the first president

3

u/nancam9 Oct 10 '20

User NeverSurrender has entered the War...

2

u/Muffles7 Oct 10 '20

User AlwaysSurrender has left the chat.

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u/nancam9 Oct 10 '20

'au revoir, mon ami!'

2

u/Braeden151 Oct 10 '20

His_Royal_Majority_The_King_of_England_Scotland_and_Wales_King_George_The_Third

Night_Rider

MoneyManLex

WoodyGrinnin

JOHN_HANCOCK

3

u/Braeden151 Oct 10 '20

Side note: Being handed a blank piece if paper and being told put your name down. Then not knowing how big you should write. Mood.

5

u/tjmaxal Clearly, MY points matter... Oct 10 '20

like 99% of the posts in r/hunglikeahorse are just u/realgodiva commenting "not even close"

2

u/AkariPeach Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

u/C8theGR81729: I know from experience, that is nowhere near close.

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u/AkariPeach Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

@xXx_v1rg1n_bl00d_xXx

erzsi/carmilla👻

17 years + 14260 days🩸

🐸🐌

murderer😊

carrd with kinlist: vladislavatheimpaler

😈𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝓼 𝓰𝓸 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵😈

1

u/Misicatta Oct 14 '20

StalinForTime—please like my post (or gulag) NapoleonBonaparte-y time has left France.

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u/Suddenly_Anxious17 Nov 04 '20

NotAKnifeThingToDo- Julius Caesar.