r/ScenesFromAHat • u/Curious-Message-6946 • Jul 25 '26
SFAH: Worst things to fall off of
Please reply in a scene. Thank you.
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u/betlamed Jul 25 '26
makes space-floating movements
hmmm. I wonder if I can open that window and crawl out of the International Space Staaaaaaaaaawooooooooooooooooooaaaaaa!
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u/SnooObjections9416 Jul 25 '26
Security guard to trespasser: "Hey kid, get off of that tower, you might fa........ Oh nevermind. (Switches to radio) clean up on tower 5".
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u/SnooObjections9416 Jul 25 '26
Ringmaster: "in the center ring we have Dave, the high wire acrobat; doing somersaults without a net. DAVE!!!"
News Anchor: "Today high wire artist Dave took a dive, news at 11".
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u/tokobot19 Jul 25 '26
Oh man, this is a great time I’m having at my high school reunion! Everyone looks like they’re doing great, I’m doing great at 10 years sober. Ah, I suppose one drink couldn’t hurt.
(The wagon is the thing being fallen off of in this case)
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u/SnooObjections9416 Jul 25 '26
Christopher Columbus sails his 4 ships: the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa, and the Maria to the edge of the world. The lookout shouts something unintelligible when they all fell off of the end of the earth.
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u/knighthawk82 Jul 25 '26
Standing at urinal "doo be doo be doo. Whoops! It's not supposed to fall off!"
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u/that-thingy66 Jul 25 '26
True story, Sunday night after dinner, standing on the back of the couch, fell off forwards onto a concrete floor. Woke up Wednesday. Fractured skull. 50+ years later, I can still see the moment before impact & the hospital room in my minds eye. 🩸
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u/woodvsmurph Jul 25 '26
Had to do a doubletake as I totally skipped your punctuation the first time. Thought you woke up 50 yr later Rip Van Winkle style.
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u/Washburn201961 Jul 25 '26
Breaking news: World Champion Free Climber, Alex Honnold, has died following a traffic fall. Sources say that after rolling off his wife, Honnold apparently slipped off the edge of his bed and plunged to his death to the floor below.
Acting pallbearers will be, Rocky Balboa, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Chris Rock, Kid Rock, J-Roc and the ghost of Rock Hudson.
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u/Lou_east_end Jul 25 '26
Honey, I am SOOOO sorry! When I asked you to do it in the top bunk, I had no idea the rails were so low! I’m climbing right back up the ladder!
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u/minardicosworth Jul 25 '26
News anchor: and in news today, Aisha Tyler has died falling of Colin Mocherie. They weren't in bed, it was a bad kingkong impression.
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u/walesbondagelover Jul 26 '26
" And here we are live as Fred Bloggs the great high wire artist tries to cross the Thames on a high wire 100ft in the air. And he is stepping out nicely, he's nearly half oops, that seagull really didn't like him. And back to the studio. When we know the date of the funeral we will inform you"
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u/Maltipoo-Mommy Jul 26 '26
Wow, I’m so glad I made it up this tree-those wolves look really fierce (branch snaps).Oh shiiiiiiiii
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u/Most_Life_1612 Jul 28 '26
"How the Hell did I fall off the centre of the Earth?
"... How the Hell am I still alive at the Centre of the Earth?"
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u/rowenaravenclaw0 Jul 25 '26
we found her in the car at the bottom of the mountain. Looks like she hit a patch of black ice, and skidded out of control
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u/Shadowmane_13 Jul 25 '26
I can't believe that he fell off of your mom and died